Aladdin trailer

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  1. Panchyprsss

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    Yeesh! Will Smith??? F*ck! LMAO! That's the best they could find?
     
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    That blue CGI Smith looks more cartoonish than the original cartoon genie.
     
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    Great. Another uncanny valley Disney movie remake. Don't know why they don't just stick with the traditional animation.

    Ungodly.
     
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    Disney's plan is to remake ALL their animated classics into frame-by-frame live-action movies.
     
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    Amir Khan shoulda played Aladdin. He looks the part, and he coulda used his three wishes on a chin, a brain, and a defense.
     
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    I can imagine the phonecall...

    26-yr old Disney exec-scum: "Hey Will Smith! How do you like the idea of continuing your career of making utterly shit movies by acting like the annoying cunt everyone knows you are and have been since 'Fresh Cunt Of Bel-Air' and trying your best to out-funny Robin Williams' cartoon genie in another, rip-the-gullible-public off live-action version of one of our great movies, Aladdin?"

    Smith (in a nano-second, with that shit-eating grin): "Sign me up!"
     
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    Will Smith still can't act. He tried to launch his kid in "After Earth" which bombed. And Smith's own career is almost in the toilet and he's barely hanging on.
     
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Uhhh gtfoh...that girl is not cute/hot/sexy enough to play Jasmine....
     
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    Not even that lousy Netflix original film was able to resuscitate his career.
     
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    Yeah, he sucks ass now. He should retire instead of fucking up more movies which could be decent if not for him.
     
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    Newest trailer. Scene-by-scene exactly the same movie including the same song.

     
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    God bless Will Smith. Still one of the highest paid actors in the business, for putting out utter garbage over and over again and generally being an incredibly mediocre actor.

    Netflix paid him 20 mil for Bright.

    I'm sure Disney paid him 20 mil for this, plus a percentage of sales.
     
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    looks like it will do pretty well like Beauty and the Beast
     
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    Corny ass Smith sounds like he's trying to duplicate Robin Williams, but he has no comedic talent, therefore he'll fall short.
     
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    who should have been cast as the genie though?
    i dont think that this era of charismatic comedians has much to offer...back when Robin Williams did the part you could actually name a few guys who coulda played the role great
     
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    Are Panchy and Stafford gonna see this one together? They love shitty movies that feature giant blue creatures.
     
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    I'll save my money for The Lion King. I'll watch that one even if it is crap.
     
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    this movie is surprisingly good
     
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    Yeah I watched it on Disney+ and it was pretty good even though it is still a scene by scene recreation of the animated classic (with all the same songs too). I was surprised they didn't used much the parrot sidekick for Jaffar like in the original film. That bird was my favorite character after Robin Williams genie. The British actress that plays Jasmine is insanely hot.:Hump

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    I have not watched The Lion King remake yet. It is on Disney+ and yet I can't motivate myself to watch it.
     
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    yeh the lack of Parrot character was an odd choice, especially since they added 40min to the story
     
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    Yup. They added other stuff like an extra song and a dance sequence plus the tiger wasn't used much either. Jaffar never felt menacing. Wrong choice of actor in my opinion. Benedict Cumberbatch would have been perfect in this role instead.
     
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