Michael Jackson vs 1988 Tyson

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  1. BOSS

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    Granted Michael doesn't have any professional fights (neither did Conor)but word back in the day was that he was undefeated in street fights. I don't think this is as much of a mismatch as one might think. MJ had great footwork and as evidenced in 2003 top notch defense. Who do you think takes it?
     
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  2. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    What year/era of Jackson
     
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  3. BOSS

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    good point. Let's say 1993. At his molesting peak.
     
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    It's usually cliche to say "Hide the women and children."

    But in this case...
     
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    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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  6. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    This is one of those matchups where I think a post prison Tyson is better than the pre-prison version. He gained the experience on how to protect his asshole.
     
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    very nice
     
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    "Michael...could you describe how you felt after you finished fucking BOSS's mother?"

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    He was framed!





    In the Pedo HOF...




    But seriously, both Mikes were innocent.
     
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