Tyson Fury v Tom Schwarz

June 15, Las Vegas

Tyson Fury to fight Tom Schwarz in Las Vegas on 15 June

 

Never saw this Schwarz fella, but hes german, so odds that he sucks are pretty much a 100%

 

Props to Tyson Fury...

Why Trifle w/Wilder-Fury 2 When Fury-Schwarz was There to Be Made?! Viva Boxing!






REED

 

Use the Schwarz!

 

Sounds like a regional manager for a home supplies chain, amirite?

Tom Schwarz, Northeast Regional Manager of Home Depot.

 

Ahh a German.

If Fury swells the guy's eyes up, the ringside doctor can ask, "Can you see? Or can you Nazi?"

 

You shall not judge a book by its cover. For instance Xplosive's wife's name is Beautifulina Slimmington.

 

At least he faced Wilder in the first place before joining Crawford in no-man's land.

 

There Is NO “At Least” Here Doub.

WHOthefuck is Schwarz, Bruh!? REED Would Bet a Week’s Pay You’d NEVER Heard of Him Until Being Announced as Fury’s Next Opponent.

And KNOWING Fury Had a 50/50 Deal On the Table, for a RE w/Wilder, After Making 43% in the 1st Bout, There’s Literally NO Positive Spin to But On This.

At All.









REED

 

you're all dumbasses. It's a great business decision. It's a 5 fight ESPN contract. A lot of casuals will be introduced to Fury for the first time. It's a showcase fight against an undefeated fighter. You want Fury to lose his first fight and nobody will give a fuck about him? This fight/win will only generate a much larger numbers for later on in the year. You'd all make horrible businessmen.

 

Fury already been in big fights with Wlad and Wilder and won the world title. Everyone should know his name by now.

 

Wrong.

 

Dude, You’re 1 of THE Harahest, Most Consistent CRITICS of Deontay Wilder, His Technique, RESUME and Virtually EVERYfuckingTHING Else About Him.

If Wilder Signed the SAME Fucking ESPN Deal, Turning Down the SAME Fucking 50/50 Contract for an Immediate Wilder-Fury RE, You’d Be Front and Fucking Center COMPLAINING About This Tom Schwarz BULLSHIT.

Fuck Do YOU Know About Business? NATHAN.

Bob Arum Signed Fury for the SOLE PURPOSE of Cock Blocking Wilder-Fury 2. PERIOD. Even Present Day Gerald McClellan Could SEE That Shit.






REED

 

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Gotta straighten up your act and boogie down
If you can't bang BOSS's sisterrrrrrr...heeeeeeeyyy
Then go call up the brothel in this part of town

(chorus) Cause we're the party people night and day
Banging BOSS's mom, that's the only way...ayayay....

 

That's nuts. Nobody asked for Fury vs whoever this guy is. The fight to be made is Fury/Joshua or Fury/Wilder :)

 

Right!

“Introduce” What? Motherfucker’s Fought in America TWICE Already. Most Recently on PPV.

NATHAN. to “Introduce”.








REED

 

They did very respectable PPV numbers too. Which is impressive considering it cost $74.99 which is ridiculously high!

 

Your girl certainly lives up to her name, though... Inflatatalima Plasticowski.

 

So did Crawford re-sign to avoid Spence?

 

Let's not pretend that furry vs wilder was the first Bowe holyfield fight

I could do without the rematch

Bring on furry vs this dopey, super sized German saul alvarez aka krautnelo

 

Hard to Argue Otherwise, Especially Considering Pacquiao LEFT the Same Promoter In Pursuit of BIGGER Fights at ‘47.

Not Really Sure What Deflecting to Crawford Has to Do w/Fury’s Piss Poor Choice of Opponent Though?









REED

 

Let’s Not Pretend You Give a Fuck About the Heavyweight Division Either.

You’re a Top Rank SHILL These Days and Not Exactly a Credible Source on this Particular Matter.







REED

 

I dont give a fuck about that shitty, boring, dearth of talent division

But why would top rank pay furry 9 figures "for the sole purpose" of blocking g a rematch with wilder? Explain how it benefits arum to do that?

 

Yet You’re CONSISTENTLY Commenting in Threads About a “Shitty, Boring, Dearth of Talent Division You Don’t Give a Fuck About”? Makes Perfect Sense!

Call REED Crazy, But He’s Not Into Gaming, Netflix or Midget Aquatics and Simply AVOIDS Those Topics Altogether.

The Biggest, Most Important Heavyweight Fight of 2018 was Wilder-Fury. On the Heels of that Bout, the RE was Anticipated Not Just By Hardcore Fans but MAINSTREAM Fans. Everybody Talked About Wilder-Fury in the Immediate Aftermath and an Instant Do-Over was a Foregone Conclusion

So Right Off the Bat, Arum’s Shitting On His Chief Competitor, PBC. The Easy to Make RE That PBC Just KNEW They Had is No Looooonger an Option.

In the Interim, Top Rank Will Showcase Fury on ESPN Where They’ll MILK the Shit Out of Wilder-Fury I and the Prospects of it Occuring Again. On ESPN, of Course.

Bob Arum Intentionally Cock Blocked the Fight and in His OWN Words Said the Soooooooonest Wilder-Fury 2 Happens is 2020.

But Don’t Allow FACTS to Get In the Way, Mackie SHILLstone.







REED

 

Arum signed fury to make money. If you think otherwise you're fooling yourself

 

Great fight, really looking forward to it.

 

Just don't recall you railing against Crawford the way you are Fury.

 

Then WHYtheFUCK Is he Fighting Tom Schwarz Next, Mackie SHILLstone?

You HONESTLY Suggesting That’s a MONEY MAKING Fucking Fight? Fury vs Schwarz Will MAKE MONEY? SERIOUSLY?

REED is Fucking DARING You to Say That Bullshit!

Recognizing and DISARMING Your Direct Competition is as MUCH a Part of “Business” as Counting Money Is. Very Astute Business Move On Uncle Bob’s Behalf, But Call it for What it Is (For Once), Especially Given the PATH He’s Placed Fury On.







REED

 

Again You Deflect.

REED Can Assure You, He Criticized Crawford the INSTANT He Resigned w/Top Rank. On Fightbeat AND Podcasts.

Whenever You Actually Want to Address TYSONfuckingFURY, Feel Free.







REED