AVENGERS: ENDGAME teaser trailer

Discussion in 'Movies & Televison: Reviews, Discussions & Debate' started by Panchyprsss, Dec 7, 2018.

  1. Lol.
    That ship sailed long ago.

    Avatar was a total one-hit-wonder based on:
    a) coming off the back of James Cameron's previous movie, Titanic
    b) the dogshit that is 3D cinema


    Nobody except thick, no-knowledge pricks such as Horse-Face McStaffAttz will care about Twatatar II.
     
  2. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

    That was a very good movie. I'd agree.
     
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  3. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

    Hype sells. And the visual element will be breathtaking, more so than the first movie. Budget is nearly half a billion. This film is gonna be hyped to the moon and a new legion of film goers are going to see it.
     
  4. Roll With The Punches

    Roll With The Punches WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    that's bullshit that they can just time travel and make the last movie irrelevant
     
  5. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    I thought you would say Captain Smart-pants
     
  6. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    I dig that Iron-Man armor now looks like the original Silver Age comicbooks.

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Rainmaker

    Rainmaker "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    96% Disney payed critics on RT.
     
  8. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    I don't follow RT anymore after the Captain Marvel (and The Last Jedi) fiasco. That said, I have heard so many great reviews from youtubers that I trust that I think the glowing ratings are right this time. After all this is the Russo Brothers project. These two guys have no equal in the superhero movie making department as they deliver the goods bigger and better each time. Looking forward to watch this film on Saturday (better pee before movie starts: it is 3 hours plus long!).
     
  9. Black Widow/Natasha Romanov: dies saving Hawkeye

    Iron-Man/Tony Stark: dies using his own Infinity Gauntlet without the Soul Stone

    Captain America/Steve Rogers: goes back in time and remains in 1944; vibranium shield finally breaks

    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: become 'one'

    Thanos also dies three times during the movie

    Soul Stone is the key element

    Captain Marvel uses the 'Stark Gauntlet' and reverse-snap the previous events
     
  10. Early in the opening, the remaining Avengers track down Thanos on New Titan, which looks to have been renamed. He's already destroyed the stones and is living alone, having completed his task. He's about to monologue, and Thor cuts off his head... all before the opening title. The remaining Avengers feel they have lost, and then there is a time jump.

    Rocket and Hulk go to bring Thor back from New Asgard... and he's let himself go. He's chubby.

    Specific scenes from many of the previous Marvel movies are revisited via time travel through the Quantum Realm – which has already been figured out by savvy fans. The idea of course is to get the stones before Thanos can collect them. The interaction between our current surviving characters and scenes from past movies is a lot of fun.
    Think Back to the Future 2.

    Thor does not die, but he does offer Valkyrie the role as the leader of New Asgard.

    Banner does get stuck as Hulk, but he's now "smart Hulk" and can talk perfectly, like Banner but in Hulk's voice.

    Black Widow and Hawkeye go to retrieve the soul stone. One of them doesn't return.
     
  11. Rainmaker

    Rainmaker "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Mostarda.
    You are A CUNT !!!!!
     
  12. Now what?!? :eek:
     
  13. Banner-Hulk also loses an arm using 'Stark Gauntlet'

    Captain America uses Mjölnir (Thor's Hammer)

    Thor now has dreadlocks
     
  14. Tony Stark death:
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    Banner-Hulk:
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  15. Clips from throughout the movie:
    (Stark death, Romanov death, Cap fighting Thanos using Mjolnir, Banner-Hulk with Stark Gauntlet, Captain Marvel fighting with Thanos, Thanos disintegrating, etc)

     
  16. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

    Mustard the closet nerd with his superhero obsession :D
    No wonder you're injecting SARMS and sh*t into your body. You wanna look like a superhero. You wanna be Chris Hemsworth so bad.
     
  17. Ummm...I think you've missed tbe point of my last few posts here.
     
  18. Joe King

    Joe King WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Glad I didn't log in this week. What a fuckin asshole to spoil it here.
     
  19. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

    I only saw the first Avengers on opening day back in 2012. I was never in a rush to see all the sequels and still haven't seen them. I just noticed though that Infinity War is on Netflix. Might be time for a binge watch of the Avengers series.
     
  20. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    Not sure how to do a review now on a movie that MutherfuckerTard just spoiled big time because he is a motherfucker cunt with no life that deserves to die being eaten alive from the inside out by carnivorous worms.
     
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  21. Joe King

    Joe King WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    It should be banned from this section of the forum.
     
  22. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

    This forum isn't moderated. I post porn pictures often and they stay up forever! :D
     
  23. Rainmaker

    Rainmaker "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Mostarda should be banned for life from this forum. He is the biggest cunt that I have ever encountered on any forum.
     
  24. Just post something like:
    "this movie is basically for Americans and children. If you're an adult, then the idea it is somehow 'spoiled' for you means you've got big problems.
    Anyway, it's The Avengers: Greatest Hits as most of the action takes place from previous years and involves a bit-part from all the supporting characters.
    Iron-Man & Black Widow DIE, Captain America stays in the 1940s, the rest, Fat Thor, Banner-Hulk, Comedy Ant-Man, Serious Hawkeye, Least-Favorite-Avenger Iron-Man, Rocket, etc, go to various points in time to get the 6 stones to beat Thanos and there's s big funeral at the end

    6/10"
     
  25. Trust me Hanz, a superhero movie for kids being 'spoiled' for adults is far more offensive than pornography!!
     
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  26. Did you cry during the last 25 mins?
     
  27. Steve-Dingo

    Steve-Dingo Wizard of Oz

    Imagine whit they Hong Kong fooeys widdae done tae Mustard if he no’ only spoilt the movie but talked shite aboot Bruce Lee too... ?

    ‘Avengers fans brutally beat man outside cinema after he 'loudly revealed the surprise ending to blockbuster Endgame movie'

    • Man was reportedly left bloodied outside a cinema in Causeway Bay, Hong Kong
    • After watching the final Avengers film he shouted spoilers at other cinemagoers
    • Directors tweeted an open letter to fans pleading with them to keep plot secret’

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    Man pictured beaten after he was 'attacked for loudly revealing spoilers about new Avengers movie' | Daily Mail Online
     
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  28. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    Almost. Unlike you, I am human and have emotions.
     
  29. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    Had Must-turd done that on Friday night at a any theater crowd waiting to watch the movie, I am sure he would have gotten a couple of punches on his mouth.
     
  30. I would have 'judo-chopped' them apart like little Chinks.

    And then give away the spoilers to the next three Marvel movies.
     

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