STAR WARS news, rumors and shit

Well, almost ... change it to MY opinion and it's exactly right

 

How old are you?
17?

If so, kill yourself now.

 

Confirmed! All of those fans who disliked 'The Last Jedi' are SEXIST, ANTI-PC, RACISTS conservatives (a very baaaad thing!) according to the results of a new 'scientific fan survey' claims.

Star Wars Survey Shows The Last Jedi Backlash Is Based On Sexism

 

It appears the backlash from the final season of Game Of Thrones has caused fans to create a petition to remove Benioff and Weiss as creators of future Star Wars films. The petition reads as follows:

Putting the Game of Thrones writers (David Benioff and D.B. Weiss) in charge of Star Wars is not only a controversial decision but a mistake, plain and simple.
This whole season of the HBO show, which wraps up next week, has tested fans with unpopular, illogical, immersion breaking plot twists and character developments.
Seeing how these writers handled the most popular TV Show of a generation and seeing how the fans are reacting to it should not be rewarded with giving them the most popular movie franchise in the world!

It is in the company’s best interest to remove David Benioff and D.B. Weiss as writers on their upcoming film. The writers have a crutch for plot devices and rushed stories, with emphasis on “shock and awe” storytelling and eager to leave projects half-finished when they have other projects on the horizon.
Their respect of lore alone does not make them fit for this project

There are plenty of talented writers and producers loyal to the franchise that would make much better work in the Star Wars Universe.

Subvert our expectations, Disney!

 

Lucasfilm appoints rookie woman with zero prior experience as a producer as its Senior Vice President of all Live Action Development and Production. This is just BAD NEWS...again! Oh, well...the Force is FEMALE and she is a WAHMAN and that is enough...I guess.

Lucasfilm taps Producer Michelle Rejwan As New Production Senior VP - That Hashtag Show

 

The only Star Wars story worth knowing...

Sir Alec Guiness:
"The bad penny first dropped in San Francisco when a sweet-faced boy of twelve (calm down Panchyprsss) told me proudly he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times. His elegant mother nodded with approval. Looking into the boys eyes I thought I detected little star-shells of madness beginning to form and I guess that one day they would explode.

'I would love for you to do something for me,' I said.

"Anything! Anything!' the boy said rapturously.

'You won't like what I'm going to ask you to do.' I said.

Anything, sir, anything!'

'Well,' I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?'

He bursts into tears.
His mother drew herself up to an immense height.
'What a dreadful thing to say to a child!' she barked, and dragged the poor kid away.

Maybe she was right but I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities."


War, Guiness!

 

Why do you hate women so much?

 

I don't hate them. I love to fuck them in a sweet way, very gentle. Then they can make me a sandwich and hold of my coffee.

 

Guinness would've given a vicious, snooty, crisp dressing-down of Panchy punctuated with words like "rubbish", "inane", "banal", "tawdry", "twat", "nonce"

 

Sir Alec Guinness abusing Panchyprsss:
"Faggot-hoe Boricua-paedo-bitch!!!
I'll eat yo fockin asshole alive, homes!!!"

 

I don't care whatsoever what a fag says about me.

 

What if an engine block were dropped on mustard's legs and he were left to die alone in a garage while bugs and mice pick at his face?

 

Somebody must tape that on video and upload it to World Star: pure gold!!!

 

Already happened!!


Well, not both legs but my foot - the bugs and mice (are you guys on this forum)

 

Mustard is truly the biggest internet cunt I have ever seen.

 

You have no seen him, but he is indeed the biggest cunt.

 

Guy was an absolute cunt. It’s one thing to hate fantasy but to continually bitch about it and it’s fans for years while simultaneously shitting on your own work is nuts.

 

Nah, it's great.

Guinness is cool-as-fuck proper actor.
Star Wars fans are mere frog-spawn.

 

Guinness was in Bridge on the River Kwai

THAT is a proper film

 

I would expect a Trump fan to think Guinness is cool. Truth be told he was only playing a man of goodness and honor when in actuality he was a cunt and as Sith as the Vader that hacked him down. I’m not even that big of a Star Wars fan, I just can’t stand to see someone so detest their own work to the point they have to bitch and complain about it right up until their death.

 

I utterly detest Trump and think Alec Guinness was absolutely brilliant

 

Not possible. And racist.

 

King Guinness realizes the impact his true words have on a sensitive twat of a Star Wanks fan:







But he decides to shit on it anyway:

 

"Yo, fucknuts! That film I'm in that you love?
It's shit."



You fock with The Guinness....The Guinness gonna fock wi' choo

 

Yeah but are you talking about him as an actor or referring to his treatment of fans and the constant negative remarks of the Star Wars film he worked on, in the same way Mostard is?

 

Sir Alec Guinness actually said this about Star Wars:
" There's a sort of wonderful freshness about it... like a wonderful fresh air. When I came out of the cinema... I thought, 'London's sort of gritty, and dirty and sort of rubbish, isn't it?' Because this had all been so invigorating."

So, basically this has all been a ruse to set lb 4 lb off on one of his 'why are you negative all the time about things people enjoy' rant.

 

What can I say? I’m easily rused into a rant sometimes.

 

Both!