Disney finds its Little Mermaid

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    Behold the new Ariel, Halle Bailey!

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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    So....??
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Panchy jerking-off to teenage girls again because the one he usually does that to caught him and told Panchy's wife...

    No more clues, readers!
     
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Panchy are you hurt a black girl is playing a fictional character??

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    This girl looks fucking strange. Couldnt they get a cuter girl? If they are set on getting a black girl to play the role, Lauryn McClain would be great. This girl looks like an alien.
     
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    ^^Agree with this....they should've gone with a cuter girl...Zendaya/Hailee Steinfelf were the only names I ever heard mention with this remake...Zendaya prettier..but does suffer from the same big head/skinny/fragile body proportion.
     
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    There is too much space between her eyes. I am scrolling through pics and there are some that look okay. But those have heavy Heavy Heavy makeup
     
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    Jesus, you guys are fucking weird.

    I first thought they said Halle Berry. While I thought that was super strange, I still didn't give two shits.
     
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    Chick looks like some sort of elf.
     
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    I hope you are not upset about your daughter's ongoing sleeping over at my house. Hope this doesn't tarnish our, er, friendship?
     
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    She looks like a fish...OH, I GOT IT NOW! That was smart, Disney!

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    The role was finally cast.
     
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    Did I mentioned race anywhere?
    #NotMyAriel
    Following your cue, will the Danish Prince be played by Jussie Smollett so he can be multicultural & intersectional too?
     
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    Who is the Danish Prince?
     
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    Prince Eric (role not cast yet)
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Another fictional character...so yeah sure..why not..is he the love interest of the Mermaid?
     
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    You never watched that Disney movie as a child? Remember, when you dressed as a Mermaid princess?
     
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    I watched the little mermaid....I was probably 9-10 years old maybe younger....once and done...unlike you who hide in your man cave with some lube and aladdin/lil mermaid/Elena of Avalor/Moana/Frozen/Beauty & the Beast/etc..etc..
     
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    I watched it with my wife at the movies theater when it opened. Then with my children who watched it like DAILY. I was fed up of Disney animated films and Barney like for six or seven years. I still hate Barney.
     
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