Natalie Portman is the new Thor

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  1. Rainmaker

    Rainmaker "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Someone check on panchy if he didn't commit suicide.
     
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    I already knew that phase 4 was going to be full blown SJW PC feminist bullshit so I already was mentally prepared. I know Natalie Portman played Jane Foster and she hated every minute of it, so yes, I was surprised she accepted this 'stupid comicbook role'. Money talks.

    My boycott started with Captain Marvel, so i am staying home for this abomination and the ones that will follow. Only if they bring Namor, Galactus, Silver surfer or F4 I will care about any other Marvel film.

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    And son: this belongs in the DC & Marvel news thread. It wasn't worth a whole thread.
     
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    Of course, no sane person would make Mary Poppins or Frozen with male leads. Shows the superficial mind-set of these people.
     
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    Look at the cringe title. Unless this is a comedy it will suck more than a horny pornstar doing deep throat.

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    Chris Hemsworth with still be in it. It's just a stupid plot device that was already used in the Comics.

    She's not actually "Thor", she's just "a Thor".

    Get a grip you sad little 4Chan incel creeps.
     
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    Same guy who directed "Ragnarok" will be doing this.................so yes............it will be a comedy.
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Who cares though?
    Just watch something else.
     
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    Nobleart Narwhal King

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    but.........but..........but..........there's nothing else on.
     
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    I will be watching 'Wonder Woman 1984' and after that 'Aquaman 2'. Those are the only two comicbook projects I am looking forward. Marvel is WOKE now and is going the same PC route as Disney's Lucasfilm.
     
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    Panchy got triggered
     
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    but but the children...
     
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    Yep, it’s just like the 007 female thing. They’re not actually replacing the leads or the franchise with a female they’re just empowering women in the films for a minute. If you ask me it’s more a publicity stunt for promotion than anything. Why else is such a minute detail about the film their main media lead?
     
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    They are just passing the torch to female leads. If both the black 007 hoe & the white slut 'Thor' dies before the film's final credits, THEN I will stop whining.
     
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    Kevin Feige comfirmed that both Thor: Love & Thunder and The Eternals will have LGBTQ characters.

    Wonderful!:rolleyes:
     
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    Triggered, yet again. What a fucking snowflake you are Panchy.
     
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    Pushing it down your throat huh? Sounds like repressed wish fulfillment to me.

    Expecting you to start yelling DEEPER, DEEEEPER, DEEEEEEEEPER, any minute now.
     
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    Why can´t superheroes be gay?
    Its just another (modern-day) push from ´Why can´t superheroes be blind?´ (Daredevil, 1960s) ´Or black?´ (Luke Cage, 1970s)

    It´s just an extension of what Marvel have always done.
     
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    I get Panchy’s issue. Back then they did those kind of stories because it was interesting or it added something to the story. Now they do it just to pander and they do it for almost every film. IMO these producers don’t have the balls to put a man in the lead role or not have a gay or gender confused character. It’s like they’re afraid of not looking woke or of any possible backlash.
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    I guess.
    Backn in 1971 when the first Marvel breaking-of-the-comics-code appeared in Amazing Spider-Man #96-98, drugs was the issue at hand, i.e. Harry Osborn/The Green Goblin smashed off his tits:
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    The Nixon Adminstration's United States Department of Health, Education and Welfare asked Stan Lee if he would be willing to do an anti-drug storyline in one of his more popular Marvel Comics titles.
    Stan Lee: ´I was determined not to allow the “message” part of our story to be so prominent, so blatant, as to make it seem like a sermon. I didn’t want our readers to feel we were preaching to them just because they were a captive audience — and yet, it was important that the message come across, loud and clear. The answer seemed to be to inject the theme of drug addiction as a peripheral sub-plot which would in no way dilute the action, drama, or suspense of the regular super hero theme.´

    That seems to be the case now though...no-one is being preached to, but I agree that it does seem somewhat contrived to appease and not offend the LGBT crowd.
     
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    The world would be a lot better if Panchy didn't exist
     
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    I don’t know about the world. This forum, and a few middle schools maybe.
     
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    LOL that was actually funny.
     
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    Fuck off, you miserable vermin!
     
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    Pound Cake gonna come back and apologize for being snarky in ................3.....................2.................................
     
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