Uriah Heep vs. Spandau Ballet

Discussion in 'The Sound Garden' started by Rich ´Money´ Mustard, Aug 21, 2019.

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  1. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

    Okay, so I'm smashed but it deserves discussion:



    Vs

     
    Rich ´Money´ Mustard, Aug 21, 2019
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  2. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    What the fuck?
     
    cdogg187, Aug 21, 2019
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  3. Double L

    Double L Book Reader

    Lol
     
    Double L, Aug 21, 2019
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  4. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    I...don't...get it.
     
    Panchyprsss, Aug 23, 2019
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  5. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    Spandau Ballet, obviously.
     
    Slice N Dice, Aug 23, 2019
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  6. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    I bet you never imagined you'd type that three word phrase
     
    cdogg187, Aug 23, 2019
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  7. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    Lol you say that but the one time I was on TV was an early morning kids TV show. The musical guests that day were PM Dawn, and their big hit sampled Spandau Ballet's 'True'. So yeah, I have a bit of a soft spot for Spandau Ballet, the bassist was in EastEnders and Gold was a CERTIFIED FUCKING BANGER YOU CUNT!
     
    Slice N Dice, Aug 23, 2019
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  8. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Ah right, Guv'nah... real banger...













    IF YOU MEAN BANGED IN THE MAN-ASS!!! "True" is an absolutely awful piece of unironic schmaltz... FUCKING BRITS... "OOOOOH, I CALL COOKIES BISCUITS... WANNA RUB DICKS TOGETHER?!?!?!"
     
    cdogg187, Aug 23, 2019
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  9. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    Na, na, na. 'True' is kinda gay, no doubt. Not too gay for hip-hop, just saying, but it's not my cup of tea. 'Gold' is the fucking shit though.
     
    Slice N Dice, Aug 23, 2019
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  10. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    My boy Phil sorted that bass player from Spandau Ballet out when he got a bit above his station, innit

     
    Slice N Dice, Aug 23, 2019
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  11. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    Spandau BANGet

     
    Slice N Dice, Aug 23, 2019
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  12. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Spandau Fagget, morelike
     
    cdogg187, Aug 24, 2019
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  13. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

    Any twat that refers to songs as 'bangers' needs their fuckin thorax ripping out.











    And then their ears cutting off.








    Twice.
     
    Rich ´Money´ Mustard, Aug 24, 2019
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  14. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Yeah! Slice is going to look pretty stupid trying to mosh in the pit at the Spandau Baguette concert with no fucking THORAX
     
    cdogg187, Aug 24, 2019
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  15. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot



    BANGER
     
    Slice N Dice, Aug 24, 2019
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  16. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    :D
     
    cdogg187, Aug 24, 2019
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  17. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

    Bought this on 7" single:


    Tony Hadley definately had a banging voice, though.
     
    Rich ´Money´ Mustard, Aug 24, 2019
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  18. The Genius

    The Genius DEMONRY!!

    The Spandau version of the Krays was better than Tom Hardy’s.
     
    The Genius, Sep 16, 2019
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  19. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    'True' alone shits on anything Uriah Heep ever did.
     
    Panchyprsss, Oct 14, 2019
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  20. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

    Such as?
     
    Rich ´Money´ Mustard, Oct 14, 2019
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  21. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    Can't you read?
     
    Panchyprsss, Oct 16, 2019
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  22. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

    I know. I want you to name some examples of Uriah Heep songs...in the next 60 seconds.
     
    Rich ´Money´ Mustard, Oct 16, 2019
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  23. Erratic

    Erratic "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Haven’t heard any of their songs to compare, except for True.

    That’s classic, thanks in part to John Hughes
     
    Erratic, Nov 13, 2019
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  24. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

    Any Child of the 80's that DOESN'T Have a Soft Spot for "True" Needs Their Fucking Ass Whupped...




    REED:Fights:
     
    REEDsART, Dec 2, 2019
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  25. The Genius

    The Genius DEMONRY!!

    True is alright but Gold is far superior.
    BANGER
     
    The Genius, Dec 2, 2019
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  26. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    :D
     
    cdogg187, Dec 2, 2019
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  27. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    The Genius believes in his soul :Cowboy::Cowboy:
     
    Slice N Dice, Dec 2, 2019
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  28. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

    British cunts say 'banger' or 'bangin' tune'?

    Same cunts who say "cheeky Nandos"



    Arseholes who need their faces sanding down by a woodwork lathe...
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard, Dec 2, 2019
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  29. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

    Not if we have the power to know, we're indestructible.
     
    Slice N Dice, Dec 2, 2019
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  30. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

    :Cowboy:
     
    Rich ´Money´ Mustard, Dec 3, 2019
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