Oscar

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  1. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    If you wanna order both, they probably make you speak in code, just in case the cops have the place tapped.

    "Can I get the steak and the flour? Very rare on the steak, and extra flour."

    Receptionist: "Alright Mr. Hatton, that's your fifth time here this week."
     
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  2. Irish

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    I can see the movie trailer..........."First {Fist} came Oscar Wilde. Now comes.........Oscar Buckwilde..........the Dark Sprite Rises...."{clip of Oscar winning the Gold medal.......}....and thus was born Spruce Pain Enterprises fund". Instead of having a rubber Batsuit he'd have some catwoman nonsense, killer heels and a black fishnet...small codpiece and Roberto Alcazar following him around agreeing with him every 2 minutes.."Yes Master Oscar"......he'd be confronted by this Rogues Gallery of Ghanaian hardmen or mysterious Islanders with special wraps....Fat guys with funny fringes who insult him and throw eggs at his Scatmobile and ingest magic cocktails {I took some....} to give them power but somehow Master Oscar would always prevail {" A better superhero is beating him........RIGHT NOW!"} .......and then in Oscar II they could have Oscar as some sort of down and out who is forced to take on dangerous assignments against people threatening his wife, or demonic Odd-Jobs from the Philippines who starve Oscar down to some inhuman weight and beat him half to death with the help of some trembling Wizard....
     
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    Nah just walk in and say "I need to take some............." and everyone will know.

    Oscar is actually the worst of case of a guy with genuine movie-star good looks I have ever seen just, for no good reason, turning himself into James Gandolfini.

    20 years ago he was at the height of his powers in terms of his physicality and looks. He was unbeaten about 19 years and 11 months ago.

    Now he looks like some guy who dropped by to clean the pool.


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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    LMAO!
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    He's high as a fucking skyscraper in that pic.
     
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    2nd picture above is 2007...a mere 12 years.
     
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    "NO I'M NOT"

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  8. Irish

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    Literally looks like some guy who just got back from his 4th tour of Vietnam.



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    That moment you realize the other guy is HIGH OFF HIS FACE

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    Same fucking guy


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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Coke obviously makes Oscar depressed.

    Unlike Kalle Saulerland, the happiest coke addict we've ever seen.
     
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    whiskey Czarcasm

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    Ricky goes through the VIP entrance.
     
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  13. Irish

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    Foreman said so much crazy shit over the years. Usually I figured what he was trying to say, such as hyping up James Page since he was about to fight 6 Heads in HBO, being a contrarian (to show he knew more than the non-boxer commentators), hyping up his favorites, and I still maintain his over emphasis on body shots is his (possibly subconscious) way to defend his awful game plan and punch selection in Zaire.

    But I still can’t figure out how sweat can fall “pitifully”
     
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    I guess George thinks it should flow or run down a mans rippling torso, not "fall pitifully".........like it falls off Andy Ruiz tits onto his belly.
     
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    Erratic "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    De La Hoya sued over sexual assault allegations

     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Oscar is very rapey.
     
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    When De La Hoya was alone with the woman, she alleges that he "revealed and retrieved a sexual object from a stored collection in his house," per the filing. De La Hoya, the woman claims, "forcibly inserted the sexual object into her body."

    Sounds like Oscar just finished watching Tenet..
     
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    Her lawyer needs to be very careful.

    Any statements by the victim like "he kept going for hours" are likely to very severely undermine her case ..
     
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    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Oscar hasn’t been right since he retired from boxing… I mean, he’s never really been right but once his career was over, his life has been in shambles.
     
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    Not every fighter has to be like Bernard Hopkins of course but it takes a certain level of discipline to be at the top for a long period of time. Remove essentially all commitment, throw in million of dollars to spend and it's not hard to see why so many athletes go off the rails. Plenty of them can't stay committed during their career let alone after retirement and having zero regiment.
     
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    Lol, this is obviously a scam lawsuit. He sexually assaulted her yet she kept finding herself alone with him afterward. :Facepalm:
     
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    Oscar is a spachulo
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    Oh and let's not forget the fun end...

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    Wow. Oil on Water Spatulo.
     
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    I bought into it until I met Genaro Hernandez and he told me some stories about Oscar. He really is a duche bag.
     
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    Erratic "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    I remember Genaro being quoted as saying “Oscar was always a snob, even as an amateur”.
     
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    Oscars a gay kid who wanted to play baseball cos he loved "innings"
     
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    He’s a switch hitter who is willing to play with the girls as long as there is grass on the field.
     
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