The time Teddy Atlas beat up Hector Camacho...

And how fucking convenient, that Camacho can never give his side of the story...

Teddy Atlas... a fighting legend in his own mind.

 

Never liked the guy. A hothead and a belligerent one at that. Never liked his fish-eyed stare or his BS in-the-ring theatrics.

 

Literally takes the dullard 15 minutes to explain the "Get out of the Ring protocol".

Teddy, here is some fucking advice: when telling a story it is protocol to.........tell the story. DOUCHE.

 

I wonder if Camacho used head movement to get inside on DA TAWLER, LAWNGER Atlas

 

Im not listening to 5 minutes of atlas speaking, nevermind a hour and five

 

I'm sure as Atlas was killing Hector to the body, he kept screamin "I'm puttin WATAH IN DAT BASEMENT!"

 

He takes damn near 45 fuckin minutes just to get into the story.

That's the amount of time it took to conjure up this fantasy.

LOL @ Atlas trying to make us believe he could lay a hand on the 85 Camacho before getting laid out with a 5-punch combo.

 

This story would be more believable if Atlas used some coddled, suburban boxer who has no concept of street fighting.

Hector Camacho? LOL. Camacho was famous for street fighting. Atlas wants us to believe he could so easily subdue into a headlock a guy like Camacho?

Somebody musta gave him that scar for being a liar.

 

Doesn't surprise me at all. I came across one video where i thought the subject was interesting. Get to the video and he rambles on forever. I fast forwarded a few times and just gave up.

You could probably ask him what the difference was between an orthodox and a southpaw fighter is and he would take 20 minutes to give an answer.

He thinks so highly about his own wisdom that he feels everybody else started following the sport yesterday. Therefore you need to hear the entire history of any subject before they could comprehend his viewpoint.

 

Here's Mike's account of why Atlas really pulled a gun on him:



At this point, we should ALL be inclined to trust Mike's version instead of Teddy's.

Scarface is completely full of shit about 99% of the things he says.

 

Maybe but who has time to hear what Teddy's versions of events is?

 

Teddy's version is that Mike (then 15) flirted with his (Teddy's) 11-year-old niece and grabbed her ass. That's why he put a gun to his head.

Shit, that might be true, but Mike sounds a helluva lot more sincere when recalling history than Atlas does.

Atlas really comes across as a jealous motherfucker - seems that he was either salty about Cus' favoritism of Mike, or salty about not being able to get Mike to commit to him becoming his trainer, or both.

What is clear is that Teddy had a falling out with that whole crew. And knowing what we know about Teddy's personality, it'd be insane to think that fallout was 100% Mike's fault.

Cus probably told him "Get the fuck outta here you fake mobster! Before I sick some real mobsters on ya!"

 

i didnt listen to the video in this thread. but i heard camacho on jim romes radio show years ago saying atlas chased him around the ring cuz his training was overlapping with when atlas was scheduled to use the ring.

 

That's all? Nothing about the weather in New York, the American civil war or spaghetti sauce?

 

Did you see his list of the top three point guards in the NBA? It takes some to get to it as first you have to hear some stories about James Naismith, the ABA–NBA merger along with the definitions of dribbling and the backboard.

 

camacho, or atlas?

 

Atlas

I don't have a link to the video so you'll have to watch all of them.

 

I'm actually really shocked that Atlas hasn't come forward to claim that it was him, not Frank Sheeran, whom the mob had whack Jimmy Hoffa.

"Ya know, Jimmy Hoffa was a hot head... like Jake Lamotta, who lost to the great Ray Robinson, an infamous womanizer. Ya know, there's another infamous womanizer... Jack Nicholson, famous actor, for those who might not know, Jack is from Jersey - just like Jersey Joe Walcott, and another guy... Dwight Qawi, who fought Holly-field. But he also fought Matthew Saad Muhammad, Philly kid, who fought in Philly at the same time that Angelo Bruno ran Philly, and Russell Buffalino was his associate, and they asked me... could I kill Hoffa? And I said... ya know... what is murder? Well, murder is the act where... one man takes another man's life. Totally removes his spirit from his body... as Holly-field did to Tyson, in a figurative way of course. And so, I says... to murder a guy... is to take his soul, and that's more than a physical act - it's MENTAL! It's a MENTAL act! Like boxing is... cause ya know this game is 85% mental... and so I says... killin... is like boxing. I know boxing, and therefore.... I know killing."

 

Did you write that yourself or get a transcript from one of the videos you could copy and paste?

 

"Then in the 90s... this football player, pretty big, pretty famous, pretty charming football player approaches me. He says Teddy, I got this problem with my ex wife... can you do her for me? I says do her now? He says... you know... can you take her out and make it seem it like it wasn't me? Now, I guess, people of my generation by now know what football player I'm talking about... I'm not talking Tom Brady, or Lamar Jackson, or even Michael Irvin, who did a lot of cocaine, just like Pernell Whitaker, Gawd rest his soul . No, obviously, I'm talking about OJ Simpson. And so I says... look.... Juice.... what is "taking out?" Cause I know you don't mean a date... but killing - which is what I'm assuming you mean - is like a date. And to go on a date - a literal one, or in this case, murder, you need two to tango. So, I says.... listen... she has to be mennallyyy complicit in her own murder. So he says... Teddy.... what the Hell are you talking about? She has to wanna get murdered or somethin? I says... yes.... she has to be.... mennally complicit in her own murder! Cause it's a funny thing... ya know, people that never been murdered before... they don't know how to die. You gotta PROVE TO THEM that they can be killed, cause they ain't never done it before."

 

"HOLLY-Field"...REED HATED That Shit!!!...No One Else in the HISTORY of Boxing, Media or the Spoken Word has EVER Referred to Evander Holyfield as Such...

"DEE-La Hoya"???...WTF???!!!...




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The "Dee" stands for what Oscar likes up his ass.

 

You should create a Teddy Atlas alias on some other forums and write out long-winded posts like these .

 

"So, one time... this is... not too long ago... I was approached by a pretty big, pretty famous building developer from New York. I won't mention his name, but I think a lot of people know him. His last name rhymes with lump, which is what a tumor is, and tumors can of course be cancerous, and cancer is what killed Dick Tiger, who beat Jose Torres for the light heavyweight title, and Jose Torres was Cus' guy. But anyway, this guy, he asks me, he says uhhh.... Teddy, do you think I should run? So I says, run for what? Or run FROM what? And he says... should I run for President? And so now, I think yous all know who I'm talking about... I'm talking about a certain guy who recently got himself into some hot water - which is what Joe Frazier's pressure put guys under in those late rounds. But, I digress, anyway... I says Don, you can run for President... but make sure that you're not running FROM President. So he says, Teddy, this speech is going over my hair piece, what in the living disaster are you talking about? So I says, Donny... cause that's what I called him - ya know Donny, which is the also the name of a guy named LaLonde who fought Sugar Ray Leonard in a fight that was called by Kevin Rooney - a guy who wasn't as a good a trainer as me. So I says, Donny, anybody can run FOR President... but those who succeed aren't running FROM President - meaning you can't be scared... mennally SCARED... of any President that came before you. I says... this country is ready for a change... it once dared to be GREAT - to be GREAT - but it fell short, as Leonard did in the first Duran fight. But like Leonard CAMMEEE BACKKK!!! So to... can this country... COME BACK! This country once had the mental fortitude to DARE to be great... I says Don, can we make this country great again? He says... Teddy... you just gave me the most fantastic slogan."

 

Pulling a gun on a 15 year old for flirting with an 11 year old is psychotic. Atlas is a prideful fuck.

 

"Mike didn't wanna sign me as his trainer. So the next day I came back, and says... either your signature or your brains are gonna be on this contract."

 

To play devil's advocate, not exactly an ordinary 15 year old

 

Hilarious Bruh!!!

Superb Writing! If You're Interested and Can SOUND Even Remotely Like Atlas, Send REED an Audio Recording and he'll Post that Shit! For Real...

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