Tyson Fury vs. Tim Witherspoon

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  1. Dog Jones

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    Both fat and non-fat versions face off
     
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    Witherspoon. That mother fucking can opener will land at some point and it's lights out. Let's say Spoon in 6. Behind on cards.
     
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    Fury groupies dont wanna admit this but, it's still very hard to assess how Fury would fare against a prime heavyweight with skill cause he's never faced it before.

    Wald was 40, and Wilder cant fight a lick.

    Now, Spoon was pretty lazy and inconsistent, so I could see Fury outpointing. But if Spoon is on his A-game, its gonna be a helluva tough fight for Fury.
     
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  4. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

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    All too small, too weak.

    Fury KO8 'spoon
     
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    good fight, but I like Fury by decision
     
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    Witherspoon let me down too many times, he was not a dedicated athlete at all. Getting smoked by James Smith in half a round did it for me with him. Fury wins via 4th round stoppage.
     
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  8. Double L

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    You think Witherspoon is superior to all of today's heavies.:Jest:
     
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  9. cdogg187

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    Absolutely
     
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  10. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

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    He means Reese Witherspoon...
     
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    I dunno what's the laughing matter? Fury is the only current guy with an argument over Witherspoon.

    GayJay and Beyonce cant fight a lick, and Fat Andy is.. well, fat.
     
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    We’ve been through this before... this guy thinks Big Fat Fucky Miller looks as skilled or more skilled than Pinklon Thomas, Tubbs, Witherspoon etc etc
     
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    Gotta semi agree with Double here. Spoon wasn't anything special. I'm far from sure he would even beat a guy like AJ
     
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    These fucking guys with their blinkers on, TAKE 'EM OFF MATE, IT'S OVER. Fury ain't Bruno, he's much, much better. Get over it ya slags.
     
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    But but but he got dropped by Cunnigham a million years ago
     
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    cfaggit and Xgaysive still on their "it was better in the good old days" faggot-wagon?

    Laughable.

    Cunts should kill themselves.
     
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    What, until three threads from now when you have the exact opposite opinion?

    you’re a try-hard cunt... hope you have cancer
     
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    Yeah there’s no way he’s special enough ... unlike you know, Andy Ruiz
     
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    yeah, everybody that is at the level of fat Andy beats AJ, nevermind that AJ won the RE and beat much better guys than that porklet
     
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  20. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

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    Nonsense.

    Pinklon Thomas?
    Stinklon Thomas, more like!

    Amirite?




    Die!
     
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    He carefully jabbed out a decision over a grotesquely obese, complacent GameStop cashier in the rematch

    LEGEND
     
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    X is the only poster in the thread that answered both questions. Everyone just assumed a in-shape vs. in-shape match-up but what about a fat vs. fat match-up
     
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