JOHN CONTEH vs JOE COKES

How many times did you read this one before you hit “post reply”

over/under is 7

 

Regardless of the typo, does this mean that having an articulated ass is a good thing? The definition of "articulated" is: having two or more sections connected by a flexible joint.

I think something must have been lost in translation!

 

Lost in Translation is the name of JOM’s autobiography

 

you two simpletons seems to be unaware that the word unarticulated (and articulated for that matter) has more than one definition. Sad, if not surprising

 

You said INarticulated, Guy Lapointless

 

Jesus of menstrual was known to keep articulating the puck down the ice, boys

 

Well according to Merriam Webster, inarticulated is actually a word. So your sad bigoted little game of looking for typos just backfired on you.

You have a great talent for humiliating yourself

 

Yeah it IS a word but it doesn’t make any fucking sense in the context you used it, Maurice “Rocket” Retard

 

If you knew it has more than one definition, you would realise that it made perfect sense

Dont know why im even wasting my time with a subhuman such as you. Its more and more obvious that you either have some kind of degenerative disease or that you've fucked your brain with your drug abuse . While you never were the sharpest pencil in the box, you've become more and more incoherent in the last few years

 

This reference is amazing and I’m pretty certain the only other guy that would get it is Nobleart ... it’s a joke within a joke

 

“...listening to your fat inarticulated ass”

This implies a lack of joints in REED’s butt or at best that REED lacks joints in general (if we accept the slang of “your ass” meaning “you”)

The other meaning of inarticulate doesn’t end in the letter ‘d’ under ANY circumstance...

 

And if he intended the other meaning of articulated and meant to write "unarticulated" he would be talking about an "unmentioned or unspoken ass" which also makes zero sense.

Rather than Lost in Translation, it's more Last in Translation. Dead Last.

 

REED Didn’t Even Realize He was Being Dissed Until Now.

Not Sure Why, But JoM’s Been in a Pissy Mood Lately.





REED

 

Articulated Boom Lift...Reticulated Python...Rikky Tikky Tavvy?





REED

 

He also said you are barely above cro-magnon level

 

Cute, you brought your little alias

 

I actually thought he was talking about Cdogg's ass, though why asses are on his radar, I have no idea. Anyway, this demonstrates that his insults are so inarticulate they're too inaccurate to hit anything and therefore his point remains largely unarticulated.

 

Nah, REED giggled at something (hilarious) that I typed and JOM got furious and took shots at his videos and his voice

 

Trying to wade through his splintered syntax it's difficult to know what he's saying tbh.

 

If you're unable to comprehend such a simple phrase cause of a small typo, your cognitive abilities are clearly severely limited, my little friend

Numerous studies have shown that a normal person is able to understand a text even though it is riddled with errors.

Kudos to you for admitting that youre located at the extreme left of the iq curve

 

Now it’s a typo

Pick a hill to die on, Youppi

 

Couple Months Back JoM Said REED Had a "Cool" Voice and Sounded like a "Jazz Man"...Lately, JoM Giggles @ employee's Lame "Jokes" about Mrs. REED, Yet REED Doesn't Get Pissy About It...@ All...

Not Sure What Crawled Up JoM's Ass, Nor Does REED Care...It's Like When a Wrestler Goes from Face to Heel...





REED

 

Except it’s a third-tier wrestler like Lanny Poffo and nobody gives a fuck

 

He's always been that way. Maybe it's been more pronounced now due to so many places being closed. He's the type that roid rages, wears a shirt two sizes too small and goes to night clubs looking to get into a fight. He'll order some cooler or girly drink just hoping somebody laughs or makes a comment so he can flex and say "you got a problem with that bro!?"

Now that option is mostly gone he has to get his aggression out on message boards.

 

utter disrespect shown to "leaping"

 

I think this might be the single greatest heel ever conceived... it’s so terrible it’s good

even at like 12 years old or whatever I was when he did this character, I remember thinking “really? The fucking GENIUS? That’s the character? And he’s a genius because he’s wearing a graduation cap and gown and recites poetry?”

Just him deciding to develop this persona and then racking his brain to come up with a visual representation of whatever a genius is and ending up with that outfit like “yes, BOOM” ... it’s just hilarious to me

 

He’s No Randy “Macho Man” Savage, That’s for Fucking Sure...









REED

 

John Conteh defeated Joe Cokes in the late 1970's.