Mike Tyson vs Roy Jones Jr announced

Thank you REED. Loved the video.

 

Jesus fucking wept.

What's he been eating? Nothing?

 

Meth.

 

Roy Jones will be competing against Mike Tyson in a boxing exhibition.

 

Still?

In fairness to him in 1995 he was one hench mother.

 

This blockbuster has been postponed til Nov. 28.

I dunno how ill sleep now...

 

Oh great by then I'll surely be able to acquire ringside seats and Jake Paul may be cleared to get Kod by lil nate rob

 

I'd rather watch a rematch between Nate and JR Smith.

Nate tackled him, and we never got to see how a prolonged battle would play out.

 

I hear Froch has weighed in now. Mike won't last 3 rounds.

Mike Tyson will be ‘blowing out of his a***’ after three rounds of comeback fight

 

That´s cos Froch is correct.

 

Its an exhibition. It won't fucking matter if Mike gasses. He has the luxury of taking long breathers in the fight to get his wind back - a luxury he wouldn't have if this was for real.

 

Exhibition?
I'm sure both fighters will intend for it to be, under that impression and plan for it as such but as we all know, as soon as those shots land, instinct will kick-in.

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth"

 

Roy and Mike both depended on their otherworldly handspeed to score KOs. They're both over 50 - the handspeed is gone.

 

Everyone has a plan until a retired property-developer in Sherwood calls them names.

 

I think they should face off in a game of Rock-Papers-Dick-Pic.

Unless their Dicks are gone too.

60mm/ 40mm I whup you ass.

 

Was Jose Torres a fag?

 

Can't believe that some of you are pumped for that fight (well I thnk it's only Reed, but still ). This is the boxing version of fucking your high school crush 25 years later. Girl is now fat, has sagging tits and is full of stretch marks. It won't only be dissapointing, it will also be sad as fuck.

 

Reed would be pumped for that too. He'd be writing aybody in Mizzoura to tell them about his exploits with "This chick that looks just like Scarlet Johannson".

 

Show ignored cunts cuntery? No, thanks.

 

Tyson. Jones Jr at heavyweight is over hyped. He beat one of the top 10 worst champions of all time, nad the #1 clincher of all time. Big deal. Tyson would KO Roy. Even though Tyson was shot, Jones Jr didn't have the chin to take Mike's still great power. Jones vs Tyson Boxing

 

Are you from the future?

 

Welcome to the forum and good post

By this point Tyson was a one round (maybe 2) fighter. Don't get me wrong, if he caught Jones flush it'd be lights out but Tyson was past a shot fighter and Jones was a legitimate Heavyweight champion and better than Clifford, Williams & McBride were. I suppose Williams and McBride had size so they were able to lean on Tyson and wear him out, something Jones doesn't have. But I honestly think Jones would have beaten Tyson by this stage. Tyson vs Jones Fight Stream