Build the worst fighter

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  1. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    The reverse of Roy's perfect boxer thread.

    Power: Spadafora
    Handspeed: Ben Tackie
    Footwork: Carlos Maussa
    Defense: Ivan Baranchyk
    Chin: Khan
    Stamina: Jermain Taylor
    Ring IQ: Michael Katsidis
    Discipline: Jose Luis Lopez
    Heart: Camacho Jr.

    This fighter is going 0-20
     
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    Power: Katsunari Takayama
    Handspeed: Nicolai Valuev
    Footwork: David Weir
    Defense: Allen Babic
    Chin: David Price
    Stamina: David Price
    Ring IQ: Andrew Golota
    Discipline: Fatboy Meehan
    Heart: Post-Corrales Frietas
     
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    Damn, forgot about Price. Yeah, Price is the only guy who makes Khan look like Juan Laporte in the chin department.

    BTW- I don't think Golota's ring IQ was a problem. He was just mentally unstable.

    His actual boxing acumen was decent.
     
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    I'd add one more.

    Skin: Walter McGowan.
     
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    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    You should add a introduction clause (for lack of a better term)
    Cause they were a lot of bums that were worst than the guy you built
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    I think there's a general understanding that we're using the traits of guys who have actually appeared on TV/Film in a world class (or Domestic) capacity.
     
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    Power: Manuel Medina
    Handspeed: Jorge Vaca
    Footwork: Merqui Sosa
    Defense: Abe Simon
    Chin: Tommy Morrison
    Stamina: Judah
    Ring IQ: Berto
    Discipline: Broner
    Heart: Chavez Jr.
     
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    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    To be honest, chavez jr heart wasnt bad when he was in his prime (the martinez fight)
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Yeah, Merqui Sosa did have some shitty footwork.
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    I said the worst fighter. Not the fighter who rivals Walker Smith in talent.
     
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    Chin: Amir Khan
    Defense: Arturo Gatti
    Punching power: Chris Byrd
    Foot work: Dontae Wilder
    Stamina: De La Hoya
    Heart: Julio Cesar Chavez Jr.
     
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    Always fun to watch though.
     
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