Tank vs. Juan Laporte @ 130

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  1. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Can Tank be the first guy to shatter Laporte's chin here?
     
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    Absolutely not.

    Laporte from Castillo or the Chavez fight would beat tank.
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Laporte beats his ass.
     
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    Nobody’s power ever bothered LaPorte. From 126-140 over 17 years against the likes of Sanchez, Lockridge, Gomez, Chavez, Nelson, Tszyu, etc. I don’t recall him being particularly phased by any of them.
     
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  5. Double L

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    Laporte, or as some say Laport
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    You mean as white ppl say lol.

    Its pronounced, "Lapor-teh"
     
  7. Double L

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    I know that dck-head. That's why i wrote it. Wish i were a worldly and culturally sensitive like african americans.
     
  8. George Crowcroft

    George Crowcroft "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Y'know there's no censorship on here?

    You can say Dickhead without removing the I.
     
  9. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Youre totally incapable of handling any form of humor. I say something harmless, and of course you gotta let your full MAGA colors show with some slick slight.
     
  10. Double L

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    Lecturing me how to pronounce it? And then saying it's based on race?:Jest: It wasn't funny in any context. It's bizaare.
     
  11. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Its funny, cause I was watching a Rosario fight recently, and Ray Mancini was calling the fight. The announcer pronounced Rosario's nickname "CHAP-o", instead of "Shap-o" the way its supposed to be pronounced. Mancini corrected the guy, the announcer said, "I guess I just anglo-sized his name."

    And they both laughed about it. Two white guys, laughing about it.

    Why? Cause not everybody has a fuckin stick up their ass like you NOTORIOUSLY do.

    Everybody on Fightbeat knows you have zero sense of humor, you fucking weirdo.

    You suck the fun out of everything. Even a harmless, non ill-intentioned joke that ANY other white dude on FB would have just taken in stride and laughed off.

    Go jerk off to the Trump poster on your wall, you humorless fuck.
     
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  12. Double L

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    "stick up their ass..." :Jest:
     

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