Oscar trying like Hell to sell his comeback

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  1. Xplosive

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    I'm sure that was extremely traumatic.
     
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    What a convenient time to disclose it. One week before his comeback fight that no one cares about.
     
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    hard to believe it's been 13 years since he fought. this can't possibly go well. even if he wins, he will no doubt look like shit doing it.
     
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    sarcasm ?
     
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    Naturally.
     
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    ha ha.
     
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    Even this punchy version of Holyfield would beat the breaks off Belfort.

    He then can challenge Jake Paul next
     
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    Who wins a coke-snorting contest, Fury, or Oscar?
     
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    I can picture it now.

    Oscar's trainer: Oscar, wake up. Time to train.

    Oscar: Huhh? Train for what, bro?

    Trainer: Umm... for your fight next week.

    Oscar: My WHATTT? Bro, fuck are you talking about?

    Trainer: OSCAR! You have a comeback fight next week! Gotta train!

    Oscar: I HAVE A FUCKING FIGHT NEXT WEEK!?!? Wait, what's today's date, bro?

    Trainer: It's September, 3rd, Oscar.

    Oscar: HOLY FUCKIN SHIT! Last thing I remember, it was February! What's happened???

    Trainer: Jesus fuckin Christ. Ok, we gotta get Triller on the phone and tell them you tested positive for Covid.
     
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    damn i might have to go to staples now to watch holyfield beat down that brasilian cage clown.
     
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    cuz of holyfields age? delahoya was probably more at risk of dying in the ring
     
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    I would think in my mind the person that is most at-risk is the guy with ZERO PRO FIGHTS

    Edit: He's actually had a pro boxing match, mind blown

     
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    so theyre gonna move this shit show to florida cuz theyre worried a nearly 60 year old holyfield will injure this cage fag? :Cry111:

    romney was able to survive the onslaught and that was what, 10 years ago?
     
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    What's the point of moving the fight if California won't approve Holyfield? Just move it. Oscar could have smallpox and ebola along with open sores. Florida would allow it anyway.
     
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    ............ I bet she was 12 and kicked the shit out of him.
     

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