The Holyfield fight just became "a total disaster"

Donald Trump To Be Part of Holyfield-Belfort PPV in Florida

 

“Evander is one of the greats, one of my favorite blacks…you know fighter, boxer, very tough guy”

 

"I know many have called Evander punchy, but I tell ya what, he's a helluva lot less punchy than Dementia Joe, who i beat by the way, very unfair, but that's okay."

 

This event gets weirder and weirder the more I hear about it.

 

Holyfield gonna put a hurting on this cage puss

 

this sounds more like biden.

 

"Evander is a great, tough fi... ummm... ummmm... I saw a leopard eat a deer once. Hey, what time's All in The Family come on tonight? Cause that Johnny Carson, that guy kills me."

That's Biden.

 

"Hollyfield. That boy can fight."

 

That's because Triller is a fucking joke.

 

That's incredibly weird. Will probably blather all fight long about stolen elections and voting fraud

 

To be honest, i think it's an incredible move by them. Pretty sure a ton of people will buy it cause of that

 

Trump: "Ya know, I remember when Holyfield fought Foreman... BIG GEORGE! I remember, because, I hosted it. I don't get any credit for that, but that's okay. Worked with Bob Arum, terrible guy, dunno how he's still holding on, he's about 106. Foreman lost to Ali, who died, of Parkinsons. I'm surprised Fauci isn't saying that Ali really died of Covid."

 

"They can take my Twitter, but they can't take my Triller."

 

"I gave Lewis the 5th round of his first fight with Holyfield. You know who didn't? Crooked Eugenia Williams, LOCK HER UP".

"I saw Frazier fight Big George down in Nassau, that's the island not the county, and that's when I came with the idea of SLEEPY JOE, forgetaboutit"

"I was only the 3rd man to bang Melania, but, you know who the first two were? Ken Norton Sr and Tommy Morrison, a disaster, a disaster".

"I watched Hopkins vs TEE-TO, the day after 9/11 , Crazy Bernie, Crazy Bernie and.......TEE -TO"

 

Maybe Bush will join ringside too and help call the fights.

"Holyfield's opponent is like a huge tower. And in my experience, the only way to knock down a tower is with a Boeing 767, so Holyfield needs to become a plane. If he knocks down this tower twice, then this fight is gonna become a non-stop war."

 

"TEE-TO"

lmao

 

Don't forget CRAZY BERNIE

 

"Bernard Hopkins, great guy, I like him, but, Bernard Hopkins wants free healthcare for all fighters. B-Hop the socialist, but that's okay."

 

"TEE-TO called me. He said, 'Thank you, Trump, without you, everyone on my island would have drowned or starved.' I said, I know, but I don't get any credit for that. Very unfair TEE-TO, but that's okay. Then he said 'Tree Gol Medal', I didn't know what the Hell he was talking about, so I hung up."

 

"My favorite fighter of today?? I really like the Russian kid, Lomaputin. I don't like Canelo. Or as I call him, Cartelo."

 

"Ya know, people don't know this, but I'm very good friends with Money Mayweather. We talk on the phone for 6 hours every week. He spends the first 3 hours praising himself, then I spend the next 3 praising me. Our relationship really works."

 

Neither did I, so I had to check it out..............

 

"You know something, the judges treated that Borat sounding fella very unfairly in his first fight with Cartelo. Very unfairly. Borat was ROBBED! Just like me, but that's okay."

 

"John Ruiz wanted me to train him, because nobody knows wrestling like me, ask anyone"

 

They as well go all out and get a huge tent and bears riding unicycles.

 

"The Afghan? They're sending their worst people, you know, and Cartelo still needed the Judges. I needed the Judges but they let me down, so badly, so sad. Except AMY! Uh! I love Amy Coney Barrett, she's married to .......MONTE! Great guy! Beat the Russian, beat the fag, beat the fat Samoan, beat them all. Remember Joe Hipp? Well Pocahontas is his mom, Senator Hipp, she needs.......REPLACEMENT!! "

 

Bears? Bears? Are they vaccinated? No masks, no fucking bears, thems the rules.

 

"I saw that you guys had De La Hoya on the telecast last time. Great guy, Oscar, he's the only good Mexican on Earth. Oscar used to come out to a lot of my parties, and we would have a good time together. Then we would go in a back room, and one of us would lay a dollar bill in the middle of a table, and we would.... anyway, this is a helluva fight."

 

"Oscar knew this Irish guy called Gilligan, he had an Island, and then there this was guy called Jeffrey, and he had an Island, and I have have to go now"