is Joyce fight on DAZN?

Yeah, needs to retire, but still, this should be fun

 

Sloth title fight is on right now

 

After 8 pints my stance and balance are better than Chisoras.

 

This is the slowest first round of are times

 

Chisora landed four glacial right hands and Slow Joe walked right though it

 

Chisora throws punches like a guy trying to feed a venomous snake. Arm straight out, slowly, pulled right back much faster with his entire body as far away from the snake as possible.

 

Despite how slothy this has been, this fight isn't half-bad

 

I think it's AWFUL in large with bursts of quality, usually from Chisorah.

 

I'm judging these two on a very low bar, so in that sense it's exceeded my expectations

 

Joyce bout to deliver the slowest khtfko of our times

 

Wtf was that

 

Fix is now in via the words of Carl Frampton....

 

Chisora gets the decision we get Chisora vs. the winner of Joshua-Triple D

 

That was one of the best, worst fights I've watched in a long time. Absolutely horrible boxing from both but I couldn't take my eyes off it

Chisora has probably done enough to win it imo.

MTF

 

It was absolutely great to watch, in a really, really terrible way.

MTF

 

97-92
96-94
96-94

Chisorah

 

Awfully good fight, we're agreed .

 

But if Chisorah is a stand up guy he'll send Zhang a thank-you card.

Now they're playing that stupid song.

 

Right decision. Joyce is unbelievably bad. But they both bit down and threw for the fences. Fair play to both for giving the thousands of chavs in attendance an entertaining scrap.

MTF

 

Because Slow Joe is such a sloth, he managed to make an old, shot Chisora look like peak Mayweather with the pull counters

 

I'm not exaggerating: Chisora must have landed at least fifty overhand lefts in that fight. Joyce has possibly the worst defence I've ever seen on any TV level fighter. He literally can't dodge, block or parry a punch to save his life.

MTF

 

Joyce is too slow to have a good defense. He's literally can't get out of first gear because he's too slow to get to second gear.

 

Farage was ringside.

 

He never had to. So he never learned.

 

Aye, I saw that grifting prick.

MTF

 

Chisora's the Gatekeeper and Slow Joe's on the WRONG Side of It...



REED

 

Sloppy fight from two guys that are slow as molasses but goddamn that was a fun HW slugfest. That was brutal. I’m just glad they didn’t rob Chisora.

 

Uhh boy so we can get Fury vs Chisora IV…

 

T'was an entertaining scrap.

 

For Chisorah, it's a great win, one of his best. We all know it's tainted, 3 fights ago he wouldn't have dropped Joyce, Zhang ended Joyce.

But that's beside the point. Chisorahs peak was probably the night he lost to Vitali. 13 years ago or something.

I just hope the guy has something left to retire with, brains wise.

Another thing, what is it about guys not knowing what to do with an opponent when he retreats to the ropes or the corner and ticks up?

Joyce and Parker had Chisora trapped there repeatedly but couldn't get shit done.