SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2024/2025

This new Special Needs football is FUCKING LIT!

 

More of a Fatima Whitbread man myself......

 

There's a definite inverse relationship between how good rangers are and how many rangers fans they have to play in front of. They should try and get another virus released

 

Who was that against? Great jersey whoever they were.

 

I've heard Lineker say it was against Hartlepool in the Cup, whilst others say it was against a Northern Ireland XI in a testimonial.

 

No way it's NI. They never played in a strip that nice.

 

Turns out it's NI

 

Met some associos at a place in Kew called "Tap on the Line" and a geezer rocks up in this in the midst of all the Porsches and Teslas

 

Fuck this guy and fuck his enablers

Manchester United: Sir Jim Ratcliffe says abuse would lead him to walk away

 

The type of thing you write when you've nothing else to write

Last chance for Darwin Núñez to turn laughter into legacy at Liverpool

 

Schlupp and Schmeichel asleep that first half.

Barry Ferguson looks like a TV licence inspector, pumped-up wee man.

 

Barry looking like a smack head tweaking and looking for a go.

Gurning and twitching.

 

How do you explain that Hut?

I'd say "one of those days" but I'd drop Slop and Spiteful, pair of sloppy dicks.

Come on Chelsea grab a fucking goal. Cunts.

 

Played like 11 strangers first half without McGregor & either regular LCB. 45m of zagging instead of zigging Then kitten weak off the bench to change things - Yang & Idah? You're fucked. Inconsequential ultimately- hopefully reducing complacency going into summer. Maybe if we're really lucky it even keeps Ferguson in a job

 

Declan Rice shoul

He looks the very epitome of a guy who shouldn't be in a given job but has convinced himself that he should be, that he belongs there.

 

He showed up to training on day one in a giant orange pick up truck. Sends his team out today in orange bibs for some reason. He's trying to drum & flue up support & best of luck to him

 

That Arsenal-Chelsea game annoyed the hell out of me. Time wasting, play-acting...urgh.

 

It's derby Sunday.

Arsenal-Chelsea
Fulham-Spurs
Celtic-Rangers
Sheffield Wednesday-Sheffield United
Dundee United-Dundee

 

In all my days I've never seen rangers waste time in an OF the way they did today, they were at it from the first minute on. A totally small time admission of inferiority, frankly

 

What's the point in this balls-on-cones nonsense btw? Do we need to add a new stupid rule every year

 

He didn't care for training, became an online movie reviewer instead

 

Howay you cunts. Don't be shit.

MTF

 

So far so good from Newcastle. Keeping Salah quiet. Organised at the back.

 

That's a brilliant bit of defending from Joelinton

 

A brilliant half from NUFC. Just one more, please God.

MTF

 

What a header that was!

 

This is going to be the longest 45 minutes of my fucking life. Industrial strength drinking now required.

MTF

 

Why? You'll ruin it.

"Hey granddad remember when we win that trophy?"

"No......"

 

I was going to post that Newcastle had shaded the half. Tonali,Jolinton and Livramento winning key battles and Burn a threat to the callow willowy Kelleher.

Salah too easily contained. No real conjoined threat from Liverpool.