If Tim Sylvia is an elite striker...

Discussion in 'General MMA Discussion' started by steve_dave (old account), Mar 6, 2007.

  1. ... what does that make Randy Couture?
     
  2. Registered

    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Captain America. :box:
     
  3. 20yearoldvirgin

    20yearoldvirgin WBC Champion

    :jester: :2: :box:
     
  4. TFK

    TFK WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    An Eliter Strikerer?

    TFK
     
  5. I still can't believe this guy was called elite anything ghfjdgs
     
  6. Tam Tam

    Tam Tam "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    A balding faggot.
     
  7. :2:
     
  8. Registered

    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Who was calling him an elite striker? :jester:

    Based on what? Landing a blind counter-shot on glass chin Arvloski? :nixweiss:
     
  9. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    I was trying to engrave it into my buddy From the Ashes' head. 2 weeks ago in the mma forum, he kept going on and on about Tim being an elite striker, and I was pleading with him to snap out of it. Here's some of the shit he was spouting:

    That's right From the Asses! You will BOW DOWN to me NOW!!!!! Get your ass back to the boxing section. MMA is above you. You don't know sh*t, son! Don't ever question my intelligence again, newbie! Ya dumb motherf*cker!!!:jester:
     
  10. Registered

    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    :jester:

    Oh, a Fresh from the Asses opinion... but seriously Hanzy, are you really that surprised? I'm really not. :nixweiss:
     
  11. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Sylvia is nothing less than an elite dipsh*t! F*cking sloppy saggy slow stupid sorry sack of sh*t!!! A nothing, a nobody, a never-was, a never will-be, a f*cking self proclaimed badass with no skills, no talent whatsoever, a f*cking piece of sh*t! Now he can go back to Maine and do what he does best which is hunting and shooting deer and bears for sport. Hopefully somebody mistakingly confuses him for a f*cking bear and shoots him, the f*cking ugly retarted belching cunt!!!!
     
  12. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

    fdgdssddw ghfjdgs ghfjdgs
     
  13. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    I'm surprised that motherf*ckers like my boy FourHooks would stoop so low, despite having watched MMA for years now, and coming on here and posting that Sylva is an elite striker. God damn, what's wrong with the world today? Is that all it takes to be considered good? You just land a lucky punch on some china chinned bum and now you're an elite striker? Please! From the Ashes and Fourhooks should've known better. I tried and tried to make them understand but they just ignored me.
    Damn!:19:
     
  14. Tam Tam

    Tam Tam "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Me and Hooks simply don't have your powers of deduction, Mentok. You holds us to too high a standard. :nono:
     
  15. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Did I give you permission to reply to my post? Get your f*cking pitiful ass back to the boxing section, boy! You got no business posting in this section of the board. Get the f*ck out of here. Scram!!!! I don't want to see your ass in the MMA forum again!:pissed:
     
  16. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

    :2:

    Great threadghfjdgs

    What is "mentok"?
     
  17. Registered

    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    :jester: :rollllling:

    You forgot to mention Sylvia threw that punch blind too. :rollllling:
     
  18. Tam Tam

    Tam Tam "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Don't make me search function your boxing posts, brother Ghandi. :nono:

    Better I stay out of the MMA section of a boxing board, than to be banished to it.
     
  19. Registered

    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    This thread should be stickied. :rollllling:

    I give it 9 thumbs up Steve. my highest rating ever. :jester:
     
  20. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

    Hanzy SCHOOLED your ass FROM THE ASSESghfjdgs ghfjdgs ghfjdgs :smackbottom:
     
  21. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    You're still here??? Didn't I just order you to leave? So why are you still here? Get out, you're dumbing down the board. I don't want your dumbness disease to spread out here!!!!:nono:
     
  22. Tam Tam

    Tam Tam "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    You too? Hanzy is a proud, strong Indian, he doesn't need your watermelon ducking ass. {re}
     
  23. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

    ghfjdgs :smackbottom: he SCHOOLED your ass!!!ghfjdgs :smackbottom:
     
  24. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    The fat c*nt couldn't hit a heavybag without tripping over his feet. Dude makes a 50 year old Andre the Giant look nimble.
     
  25. Tam Tam

    Tam Tam "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    I'm going to go get prettied up for the mirror...but when I return, its on, Azuradhin. Like curry to chicken :box:
     
  26. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Where's that fruitcake FourHooks? I always told him he was a joke! That dude jumps more wagons than anybody in the history of FightBeat.
     
  27. Registered

    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    and Andre is dead. :rollllling: :rollllling: :jester:

    Seriously Hanzy, good job, this was destruction of a level never seen on fightbeat before. :jester:
     
  28. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Why does it take so long for your dickhead ass to leave? You see that left button on your mouse? Go to the very top right side of the screen where you see the 'x' and hit it. Be gone!!!! We can't have pretenders on this board. It makes FightBeat look bad!
     
  29. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

    ghfjdgs DAM HANZY!! your brutalizing asses like he is a euro dishwasher!ghfjdgs
     
  30. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    I will not rest until From the Asshole bows down to me and begs for mercy!!!! And then when that drunk f*ck FourFags comes back on here, (if he manages to find the guts that is, after having talked so much sh*t like he's Nostradamus when really he's a f*cking drunk c*nt who jumps on and off bandwagons), I'm gonna school his ass too! The War has begun!!!!
     

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