Hegman vs Hakkar, who wins?

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  1. Punk

    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    This would be an epic battle. Let's look firstly at Hakkar;

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    He's a lean, mean pastry-cooking machine. Now let's check out Hegman;
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    While in need of breast-reduction surgery, Hegman will be roasting ribs all night, in readiness for the feast after his victory.

    One thing's for sure, there is no quit in either guy. I say Hegman by brutal breast-slap KO.
     
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    whiskey Czarcasm

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    :jester: :jester: :jester:
     
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    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    I think Stinger blows his load in the 1st round failing to knock out Hakkar. In the 2nd, Hakkar batters Stinger on the ropes to get the stoppage.fdgdssddw
     
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    Karl would eat him alive.
     
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    Fightbeat has become pure shit.
     
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    Donnybrook The Greatest of Are Times

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    A thread like this should NOT be in Fightbeat...but most especially not in THIS forum.

    Out of place, and excessive to do this about ANY poster.
     
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