,Oh Master Chinus, The god of one-night stands, vicodin, cocaine and wine, and sport, hear my plea. We all know boxing is dying, but we can prolong the inevitable if you please hear my plea. Cory Stinks must be eliminated, brutally. He is the number one cause of retina cancer in the world. He has all the looks of a poor crackhead and half the talent. He fights like a Tae Bo 24 hour fitness instructor with half the heterosexuality. He must be eliminated. Losing is not enough. Please dearest and greatest of the gods, please have Stinks brutally battered and forcibly retired. Your loyal servant, Dr. Ikemefula Strangelove
I told you why you are there. Repent. Admit your error and that while you hate Taylor Stinks is the most disgusting stinker in sport, in the history of any sport and deserves to be punished for his crimes against good taste and humanity.
Actually part of me does want Taylor to win, cause if he loses to Spinks it'll definitely be by decision. I rather see him get starched by the Pavlik-Miranda winner. Cory is eye cancer, but Taylor listens to country music so it evens out. I hope they both slip on water in the ring, and both get knocked out for several minutes. But you'll get your wish tonight, Spinks has little chance of winning.
If I got my wish tonight, this fight would be named the French Revolution Redux. Stinks head would be in the press row, crying about how no one loves him and his body would be running and clinching as if nothing happened. The knockout would be called "Old Faithful" because a geyser of blood would shoot out of his Stinks' decapitated body in regular intervals. Realistically, this fight will be a failure if Stinks ever fights again. He needs to be beaten within an inch of his life and never fight again. If JT does that, then this fight was more than worth it.
Basically, yes. I like him as a person. He was on Jim Rome yesterday and he is a likeable guy much like Ricky Hatton who also is boring as fuck. Yes, if Cory is not at least kayoed, I will make a 1000 post tirade against JT. He isn't winnig for himself, but for humanity and the future of boxing. There is nothing about Cory Stinks that is worth while. He fights like a cunt. He then cries like a cunt once he loses. He gets gift decisions and cries. He wins; he cries. Seriously, the shit he pulled on Showtime was so disgraceful they REFUSED to air his next fight. I cannot think of a single example of a fighter being so bad for the sport they refused to air him, not even Ruiz. Stinks' last fight was rightly shitcanned because Showtime was humiliated. In the manliest sport ever and you got a guy who runs, humps and holds and then tops it off by crying like a retarded three year old. Seriously, at least a day in a coma is deserved.
dsimon writes; Due to the the time change the Petre Times and the IandI Worker's Daily Journal is reporting the results of the fight. It is absolutely horrid and I am speechless. This is a sad sad day indeed I can only offer my heartfelt condolences to everyone involved, here are the results as reported by ace reporter "cupey." " Viewers were shocked and mortified during the second round of a scheduled 12 round championship middle weight title bought between Taylor and Spinks. 30 seconds into the second round Taylor unleashed a hard straight left that to the horror of the viewing audience... took Spink's head off of his body. To add to the confusion Spink's body proceeded to speak in tongues and batter the hapless Taylor into a heap before spraying a shot of claret and collapsing in a neutral corner." The fight was ruled a draw and Spinks head was heard to be filing a protest with the boxing commission." "Taylor was last heard jabbering about still not getting any respectand the virtues of Vicodan, wine and woman."
Agreed. The guy is slowly becoming the most boring fighter on the planet. He basically fights even with everyone, no matter who they are. Now that he's at the top, he'll never have a KO again.
This is right on the money. He doesn't have that other gear to go to. He fights to the level of his comp, and like much like Ruiz did for so long, manages to get by.
