The DEFINITIVE reason why Hatton is so difficult to beat!!!!

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  1. slystaff

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    He is a pure bred, unadulterated human of Anglo-Saxon origin. Not to be confused with the majority of people generally classified as "White".<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" /><o:p></o:p>
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    No my friends. I'm not speaking about Whites of Mediterranean origin that have had their genes mingled with those of the North Africans centuries ago. <o:p></o:p>
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    No my Friends. I'm not speaking about Whites of many Eastern European origins that have had their genes mingled with those of the Middle East centuries ago.<o:p></o:p>
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    No my friends. I'm not speaking about Whites of the United States and Canada that have remnants of the genetics of the Native Indians from centuries ago.<o:p></o:p>
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    Nah, old man...I'm speaking of the pure bred Anglo-Saxon race, identified by the lack of any visible pigmentation, lacking the ability to tan, lack of lips, lack of nostrils: the purest of the pure Caucasian.<o:p></o:p>
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    This species is the HARDEST, toughest, most merciless, most relentless, most Machiavellian human on the planet. It is no secret why the British had he largest reaching empire in known history. This is a race that has no fear, no mercy, knows not pain, and is willing to break the rules and do whatever it takes in order to secure victory.<o:p></o:p>
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    In Hatton's biggest fights, he's fought guys that were used to out-toughing their opponents. To outlasting them. To outfighting them. To outgritting them. But alas they tried this tactic against a purebred, unadulterated Anglo Saxon at the height of his craft...and as such were always doomed to be unsuccessful. The Machiavellian Hatton would use any tactic, legal or otherwise, at his disposal to ensure victory and he cannot be hurt, cannot be outlasted, cannot be discouraged and absolutely will not STOP...until his opponent is defeated.<o:p></o:p>
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    I know the type; I lived among them for 27 years. Such an animal is terrifying!!<?xml:namespace prefix = v ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" /><v:shapetype id=_x0000_t75 stroked="f" filled="f" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" o:preferrelative="t" o:spt="75" coordsize="21600,21600"> :eeeek: <v:stroke joinstyle="miter"></v:stroke><v:formulas><v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"></v:f></v:formulas><v:path o:connecttype="rect" gradientshapeok="t" o:extrusionok="f"></v:path><o:lock aspectratio="t" v:ext="edit"></o:lock></v:shapetype><v:shape id=_x0000_i1025 style="WIDTH: 11.25pt; HEIGHT: 11.25pt" alt="0" type="#_x0000_t75"><v:imagedata o:href="http://www.fightbeat.com/forums/images/smilies/eeeek.gif" src="file:///C:/DOCUME~1/STAFFO~1/LOCALS~1/Temp/msoclip1/01/clip_image001.gif"></v:imagedata></v:shape><o:p></o:p>
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    So how does one beat him?<o:p></o:p>
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    He has to be the Anti-Hatton. He must be one that relies NOT on brawling and ferocity, but on pugilistic genius, speed, movement, and athleticism. He must be the polar opposite of the Anglo-Saxon; he must be of the full nose, the dark skin, and the full lips...of AFRICAN decent. He must know how to win WITHIN the rules, to succeed despite being in submission to the constraints of the rules.<o:p></o:p>
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    He must be of the race, that has produced the fastest runners, the highest jumper, the longest leapers. He must be of the ability to offset the irresistible force of the pigment less adversary, with guile, speed, and movement: athletic genius. <o:p></o:p>
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    In short he must be Floyd Mayweather Jnr!!<v:shape id=_x0000_i1026 style="WIDTH: 12pt; HEIGHT: 12pt" alt="0" type="#_x0000_t75"> <v:imagedata o:href="http://www.fightbeat.com/forums/images/smilies/cool.gif" src="file:///C:/DOCUME~1/STAFFO~1/LOCALS~1/Temp/msoclip1/01/clip_image002.gif"></v:imagedata></v:shape>:cool: <o:p></o:p>
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    :laughing: This is by far the dumbest post you've ever made.
     
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    Either that or an eye brow plucking Rican named Cotto.
     
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    I do agree with this post. Its gonna be tough to outhustle and outbully Hatton.

    The fighter that will have the best chance with Hatton would be a slick boxer.
     
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    Or a BIGGER,STRONGER Man,ie.,Antonio Margarito,Shane Mosley & Possibly Miguel Cotto...


    REED:cool:
     
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    true, Hatton is kinda short with little midget arms. This is why he would be dumb to move to anything above 140.
     
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    yeah make some money first before you take those kinda chances with your career
     
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    How ironic that he choses his Black Superman from the one part of the world where Blackness is at its most adulterated.:rolleyes:

    Funny all the same.

    PS Floyd has a small mouth and lips. Castillo noticed this when he was getting his cock sucked years ago.
     
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    ha ha, mental
     
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    You didn't know??? Floyd was going to give him a hand job but Floyd had a bad shoulder that night.:cheer:
     
  18. Double L

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    Hatton is tough. And strong at 140. But let's face it. His clinching is what wins him fights. He neutralizes his opponents offense with clinching. One second he's clinching you, and you think the ref is coming to break it up, next second he's unleashing a vicious combination. He's a mauler. I can't wait to see him get KO'd.
     
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    I like your sig, Double L.
     
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    I'd love to see Hatton fight Mosley. LOVE to see it! :lol:

    If Hatton had a hard time with that light-punching welter, then how would he do against Shane. :lol: :lol:
     
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    both fights would be good because Hatton would lose em. But while it lasted, Hatton/Mosley would be boring as hell - a total clinch-fest.

    Cotto I think would do better dealing with Hatton's stink and would probably tear Hatton apart - a fact that likely means this fight will never happen.

    Hatton didn't move back down to 140 because he has any plans of fighting the likes of Mosley or Cotto.
     
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    Wasn't Hatton supposed to lose the fight with Castillo by TKO 9? :dunno:
     
  23. Double L

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    actually, my prediction was Castillo by 10 rd DQ. my prediction was wrong. what was you prediction? did you get it right? if so, congratulations. you were right!
     
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    This is on par with "Joppy lost because of the ring"
    I wish it was shorter, it could be a perfect sig :lol:
     
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    I didn't make any predictions, because I was afraid to be wrong and then people would make fun of me.
     
  26. Double L

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    what are you referring to?
     
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    After reading the first part of this post I thought it had been written by brother Kauks.
     
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    I watched only the 4th round, and apart from Castillo clinching his ribs, I didn't see much clinching. Hatton does this thing where he puts his gloves up into his mans face and then leans in. He doesn't clinch as such, he just induces a clinch, then he BREAKS and rips shots on the way out.
     
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    Yeah, it's funny. By the way, who invented the usage of that term? "Stink."
     

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