I did it...I got the PPV...

It's on. First up, Roman vs. Alonso. Doesn't look like Alonso trained. Next, Rodriguez vs. Dryer. Heavy-weights. Apparently, Dryer is 6'9".

 

this first fight is a war. but roman the younger guy is winning pretty easily. doesn't seem lke alonso can hurt him, even though he's landing a lot.

 

RBR please, thanks Double. :clap:

 

alonso is down from body shot. he's up and saved by the bell. fight is still a war, but alonso is on his way out.

round 4 coming up. this fight will be over soon.

 

round card girl is hot in that white trash cheap whore sort of way.

 

alonso switched to south-paw. he can land at will but can't hurt roman who keeps going to the body with combos. and he's landing his looping right hand.

hard to say how good roman is. he's definitely sloppy, and in with a used up verteran, but he seems strong and determined.

round 4 easily roman's.

 

When you do the RBR you have to add drama and lie like ILLUMINATI.

For example:

ZAB STUNS COTTO... Cotto is on wobbly legs... Jab by Cotto.... clinch... Cotto lands a hard right hand!!!!!!!

I gave the round to Zab 10 - 9.

So far Zab is winning this easy.

 

whoa. roman just won. vicious combination and ref stops the fight. alonso just can't hurt him. there's protest from alonso's side but he had no chance and was taking a beating.

roman's only 21. he could have a bright career ahead of him. hard to tell - didn't look like alonso trained at all.

left-hook, left-upper, left to the body combination finished him.


up next, David Rodriguez vs. Dryer @heavy-weight - both undefeated but Dryer is from the Midwest and looks like he probably sucks.

 

i've never done this before but my focus will probably not be on drama. it's hard enough just narrating what's happening. gotta give illuminati credit - this isn't exactly fun to do.

 

Rodriguez has a vicious KO percentage. He'll probably decapitate this midwest bum. ::

 

they're interviewing holyfield. he looks pretty good - doesn't look old. he's whining about other people claiming he's too old. now he's talking about the virtues of making adjustments in life.

 

yeah. he's supposed to have a good left hook.

holy says he's going to show that he has good hand-speed and that his legs are back, and then after stuttering a bit, he says he will capitalize on Lou's mistakes.

 

rodriguez - 25-0 (24 KOs)
dyer - 12-0 (12 KOs)


rodriguez 6'5" 240 (age 29)

Dyer 6'8" age 32 276 pounds

 

DYer's a slob, and Rodriguez certainly ain't on steroids.

 

round 1:

dyer comes out south-paw, jabbing. rodriguez throws right to the body. dyer's sloppy as hell. rodriguez keeps landing righ hand to body. Dyer holding a lot. Dyer lands left hand - pretty clean. rodriguez lands right hand. rodriguez goes to body in combos. rodriguez beats th body some more. big left hook from rodriguez. Dyer down!!! right hands but nothing too clean. he's up at 9. his back is fat. he barely makes it up. bell rings. rodriguez wins the round.

Dyer sucks bad.

 

round 2:

rodriguez jabbin to body now. big right/left from rodriguez - dyer has no balance and no defense other than grabbing. shot-gun jab lands - ref stops the fight. Dyer is terribke. this win means nothing depsite sheridan's bootlicking praise.

rodriguez by KO round 2. Dyer is awful. just terrible.,

rodriguez has good hand-speed, but he hasn't faced anyone close to top 20.

i'm actually lookin forward to seeing rodriguez step it up - he could make some noise there for sure, depending on his chin. he definitely has power, speed and skill.

 

Thank GOD REED Logged Onto the Site 1st...WHEW!!!...

REED was SERIOUSLY Considering Getting this SHIT...It's a RAINY,MUNDANE Saturday Night N Dallas & there's NATHAN WHATSOEVER on T.V...

REED was on the Verge of Getting the PPV,but thanks to DOUB,he Doesn't have To:clap: ...

Better YOU than REED,DOUB...


REED::

 

vazquez vs. mcgee @126. swing bout.

19 year old (vazquez) vs. 22 year old (mcgee).

wow. i'm glad i get to see this one. worth every penney. ::

btw, it might be me, but holyfield looks light. he looks slighter than he has in the past.

 

Keep that RBR Coming,GOTdamnit!!!...

WAR HOLYFIELD!!!!!

REED::

 

vazquez comes out to ozzie osbourne. he seems fiery. he's facin a guy with a record of 1-2. not sure yet what his record is.

vazquez: 1-0 (1 KO). he's supposed to be good based on his amateur career.

 

both guys have good hand-speed, especially vazquez. mcgee south-paw. vazquez definitely fiery.

decent fight. both guys fighting in spurts. vazquez landing the harder shots. both guys show more skills than you'd expect with combined 4 professional fights.

vazquez switches to spurh-paw. trading violently are both guys.

round 1 vazquez wins easily.

 

Nothing I like watching more than two midwest hobos fighting with no skill and inflated records. Boxing at its best. ::

 

round 2:

nice trading going on - both guys landing but vazquez's punches sharper.

leaping left hook from vazquez - vazquez digging to the body - mcgee real durable seemingly taking some sick shots and not discouraged.

guys fighting inside now. both throwing combos. vazquez especially effective with his left hook.

mcgee mostly landing his straight left but nothing hard.

round 2 goes to vazquez easily again.

 

vazquez knows how to fight - and i think he's from texas, not the m idwest. this guy could be a champion at 122. he's only 19 and he looks like a seasoned pro.

he's from new mexico. sorry.

 

well it's similar to the UFC.....w/out the inflated records....

 

U DESERVE a Night Off from RBR,ILLUMINATI...

Enjoy!..

REED:clap:

 

round 3:

vazquez throwin the upper-cut now. as he should be as mcgee leans in quite a bit.

mcgee can't do shit offensively. don't know why his mgmt would put him in with vazquez in his third fight. the guy could develop - he's only 22 but he's already gonna have 3 lossed on his record in 4 fights. and he doesn't seem too bad. vazquez is good as hell though.

round goes to vazquez.

 

Holyfield TKO 3

 

You do deserve a day off Illuminati, enjoy it mate, rest those soft caucasian hands. :crafty:

 

round 4:

more of same. vazquez landing left hooks. throwing jabs now.

mcgee tryin to box now, givin vazquez room to land some big shots. mcgee startin to puff up. vazquez could be real force at 122. left hook lands from vazquez.

round 4: vazquez

mcgee deserves credit for heart.