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Tarver " I got these cheeeeeeeeese burgers maaaaaaaaan........."

 

Roy "Thanks for letting me go the distance daddy"
Tarver "Don't mention it son"

 

Tua "Your a long way from taco bell homes"

 

Tua "I ain't no columbo but you ain't fooling anyone with that mustache cupey"

 

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Tua "Dude please don't jab....please....don't jab....i'll do anything just don't jab!!...don't jab i'm begging you here....don't !! don't please!! just don't jab! don't jab!! you want me to get down on my knees and beg cuz i will !! don't jab!! you wanna see a grown man cry is that it??? Im crying happy now?!! don't jab....(breaks down in tears) don't....j..a..b"