FUCK NOT AGAIN! Taylor injured! Fight is off!

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  1. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Fucker!!:flip: :doh: :lol:
     
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    Theres always one :rolleyes:
     
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    This fight is gonna happen and its gonna be great.

    Lets get ready to RUUUUMBLEEEEEEEEE :bears:
     
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    fuck, for three seconds I fell for this one:flip: :lol:

    You know it is a good fight when these threads appear:lol:
     
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    It states in the Fightbeat contract that only I am allowed to start these types of threads. I have patented it. My lawyers will be in touch with you! :nono:
     
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    CLOSE THIS THREAD TOO SLYSTAFF
     
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    Kaliber44 Im Banned

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    Problem with Jermain Taylor

    Jermain Taylor (27-0-1, 17KO's) of Little Rock, Arkansas, is one of the sport's most accomplished stars. Two years ago he upset reigning middleweight ,and now he's set to fight a 25 year old power puncher by the name of Kelly Pavlik. Leading up to the fight something strange occurred. Jermain for no apparent reason gained several pounds out of the blue sky! "I remember signing the Pavlik fight contract ,and at that very moment i felt a bit heavier it was very strange" comments Pavlik.

    That day the middleweight champion of the world went home and it was it was during an evening shower he made a realization there was something very wrong with him, very different. "I look down and there are these two nuts in a sack hanging down. I was freaking out, so what i do is call my boy roy jones jr to tell him what the hell is happening. Roy answers and after i finish describing him those "balls" for the lack of better them, Roy freaks out even more than i did! He tells me he never heard of such thing. He tells me he doesn't have anything like that down there. He calls me the devil and hangs up. I try to call him back but Derrick Gainer answers and tells me
    Roy's in the shower..." comments Jermain

    " Luckliy for me right outside my window there was Mickey Ward and Arturo Gatti pushing hobo carts with cans in them. I ran out and showed them those two "balls" and asked them what's wrong with me. They looked at each other and said "I don't want to scare you but yes they are unusually small but give it some time i'm sure they'll get bigger.." I thanked them for their kind words with a shiny quarter...hmm maybe it's not such a bad thing afterall...but is the world ready for the new jermain taylor??"
     
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    fine slystaff fine :warning:
     
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    FUCK YOU, X!!:flip:

    That Wasn't Cool @ All, Dog:nono: ...

    Fuckin Bastard!:flip:


    REED:lol:
     
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    motherfucker!!! :flip:


    i actually fell for this one....:lol:
     
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    Asshole :flip:
     
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