Valuev vs. Bergeron R-b-R

The bare-fisted boar-killer is back and has picked one of the exceptionally incapable canadian heavyweights as his opponent. :blobbox:

I´ll provide you with one of my usually shitty R-b-R´s to kill time till the real fights begin.

 

valuev ko 5

don't know much about the canadian though so i'll just assume he sucks

 

Supposed to be a stream for the fight but it hastn came on yet.

Here is the stream http://www.netcoves.tv/webtvinternationalfr.htm

 

The best Canadian heavyweight of all time was barely as tall as Valuev's belly button.

 

Maybe they want to spare their viewers the national anthems. :doh:

Bergeron to Enter Sandman, Metallica must be the selling the song at a discount price, every foreign boxers uses that song these days. ::

Okay they actually played about one line, maybe it´s not that cheap afterall.::

 

Just found out that the fight will be on that stream in 15 minutes.

 

In 15 minutes it will probably be over. Here we go.

Or not, these introductions take forever.

Bergeron is some sort of champion and Valuev is challenging for some sort of title. :dunno:

They just called Valuev a butterfly. :eeeek:

 

Jesus, that is one huge butterfly ::

 

You don't think George Chuvalo was any good?:dunno:

 

10-9 Valuev

He´s floating like a hippo, landed two straight rights and an uppercut, Bergeron hasn´t thrown five punches yet.

 

19-19

Bergeron hurt Valuev with the first real punch he landed, beautiful lefthook. :eeeek: Both fighters landed one punch, Bergerons was better.

 

Not compared with Sam Langford.

 

Gotta love German commentary. We are in Oldenburg again, where Valuev won a minority decision against Larry Donald. ::

29-28 Bergeron

He´s clearly following the Chagaev blueprint. Valuev is following him around and Bergeron lands the straight lead left.

 

is there a stream for the woods fight?

 

39-38 Bergeron

Not much action in round four. Hopefully bergeron will step up the pace, because we have three reliable judges from the Netherlands, Belgium and England, he´ll have to convince.

 

48-48

Boring fight, Valuev lands a few right hooks around the gloves of Bergeron.

 

Next German boxing lesson: Fighters who have won all their fights, can under no circumstances have been knocked down.

58-57 Bergeron

Still a lame fight. Bergeron is waiting for opportunities for his lead left, Valuev waits for counter opportunities, :shit:

 

67-67

Guess what the fight still sucks, Bergeron lands the best punch of the round, but still Valuev´s round. Good advice by Valuev´s trainer in russian, although I don´t understand russian, it was obvious he told Valuev, that Bergeron is always moving to his left when Valuev jabs and he should throw a right hook. Unfortunately I´m not sure Valuev understands russian. ::

 

77-76 Bergeron

Difficult fight to score. Not much action. ld:

 

87-85 Bergeron

Obviously Bergeron has prepared himself properly for this bout. He´s in good shape and has watched the Chagaev fight.

 

Judging solely based on the round-by-round I'm hearing, I'm predicting a near-shutout victory for Valuev.

 

bergeron clearly won round 2

 

96-95 bergeron

Best round for Valuev, who finally lands some jabs and a few right hooks to the body. Valuev actually has a pretty good righthook to the body, wonder why he doesn´t use it more.

 

Well the rounds are only three minutes and I heard it takes over two for Valuev's brain to send a message to his body.

 

I was making a joke about German scoring. Perhaps a little too subtle for this message board, however.

 

105-105

Bergeron looks tired. Valuev lands a beautiful right uppercut and more jabs. Bergeron is not doing much. All comes down to the final round.

 

:: :: ::

 

i was countering your joke about german scoring by saying that making a joke that they would actually give him a round

Perhaps a little too subtle for this message board, however

 

Valuev wins the 12th big. Valuev did the Ali shuffle and immediately landed his best punch, a hurtful righthook ot the body. :laughing:

115-114 Valuev on my card.

 

Official Scorecards:

118-111 (NED)
117-111 (BEL)
118-111 (ENG)

Valuev.

What a shocker. :: ::

Crowd boo´s.