Joe Calzaghe - Sven Ottke @168

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  1. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Two great undefeated champions with 20+ title defenses and plenty of haters. Who wins?
     
  2. slystaff

    slystaff Im Banned

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    Not Sven...
     
  3. meetthefeebles

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    God, even this part is debatable...

    I hate Ottke, and I have oft wished that Joe would have gone to Germany and BRUTALLY KILLED Ottke in front of all of his 'adoring' fans and the three judges sitting at ringside, who would all have pockets full of money which DID NOT, in any way, shape or form, come to be in their possession in any way illegally or immorally...

    Obviously :shit:

    That being said, Sven would probably have STILL gotten a close SD :flip:

    MTF
     
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    :lol: @ the close SD...

    I think to beat Sven you had to bring a shotgun in the ring.
     
  5. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    Nope, that would be a disqualification.

    Sven wins again!!! Sven wins again!!
     
  6. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Sven Ottke received a few gift decisions......


    Joe Calslappy would wink at refs to get set to stop the fight prematurely...


    Calslappy (-/-) Ottke
     
  7. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    You mean that his maginificent defense was otherwise unbreakable I guess:tease:
     
  8. Donnybrook

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    :lol: Tell it to Johnson....or Brewer....or Mitchell....or Starie....or Larsen....or Reid....or Mundine....
     
  9. svenottke

    svenottke Leap-Amateur

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    Ottke by wide ud.
     
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    Donnybrook The Greatest of Are Times

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    I assume you are aware we will take your pick with a grain of salt? :lol:
     
  11. ElTerriblee

    ElTerriblee "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Ottke fought down to the level of his opposition like Calzaghe, but if challenged he used the bionic fist to knock his opponents unconscious with a real technically sound punch, not stink out a slap stoppage or decision like Calzaghe last weekend. Who had more real KO´s in his career, CalSlappy or Sven Ottomic Power? Exactly. :bears: :bears:
     
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    OUTSTANDING!
     
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    :laughing: :laughing:
     
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    Sven Ottke wasnt shit! Joe woulda beaten his ass almost every round en route to an easy UD. I think Kessler woulda beaten Ottke also.
     
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    Jake WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Joe beats him, with room to spare, everywhere except Germany, where he'd have to settle for a split decision.
     
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    Calslappy has never faced anyone as talented as Das Phantom.
     
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    :lol: You're on a roll....
     
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    Why did Calslappy duck Sven all those years? He never fought 1 unification bout until Sven retired.
     
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    That must've been it....:lol:
     
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    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

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    Well, the thing is this...

    ...To fight Joe, you usually have to go to Wales, then you get into the ring, get knocked about the shop and either get KTFO (if you are a bum) or lose a clear/lopsided points decision (if you are decent or better).

    ...To fight Sven, you usually have to go to Germany, then you get into the ring, punch Ottke numerous times, wait for the referee to step in and start warning you for throwing shots (ala Reid), throw more shots, then watch in bemusement as Ottke wins a 'controversial' points decision. Again.

    Fucking prime RJJ would have lost to Ottke in Germany. Even if he'd knocked him clean out of the ring (likely), the ref would have lifted him up at the count of Ace (8...9...10...Jack...Queen...King...Ace) and DQ'd Jones for 'illegal blows' or similar...

    Sven Ottke indeed.. :laughing: :flip: :shit:

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    In Germany, Joe loses to Ottke after he is DQ'd for 'being a better boxer' or similar... :flip:
     
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    Kessler would have brutalised Ottke. Except in Deutchland, obviously...
     
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    Calslappy would rather slap his Mother than fight Ottke. Ottke would embarrass him.
     
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    Ottke embarrasses EVERYONE by winning yet another decision he is not entitled to...

    ...I appreciate that you are unlikely to be swayed in your opinion an' all, but seriously man, Calzaghe would have KILLED Ottke. Like 'killed' as in 'dead', 'deceased' and 'lost all breathing privileges'. Ottke would not have landed a punch in 12 WEEKS, never mind 12 rounds.

    The only way Ottke would win would be to do what he always did: fight in Germany, have three German judges and make sure the referee stops Joe from throwing punches.

    Ottke SD (114-113 on all cards...) :rolleyes:

    Insanity...
     
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    Stop encouraging him, you silly boy... :warning:
     
  28. Rainmaker

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    I remember Ottke vs Reid. The ref warned Reid a couple of times for throwing jabs at Ottke:lol: You guys HAVE to see that fight for a good laugh.
     

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