Terry Norris vs. an umbrella that opens randomly

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  1. The Cuban Hawk

    The Cuban Hawk WBC Champion

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    If the umbrella only opened at fixed intervals, then I think Norris could time and adjust to it.

    But this umbrella opens randomly, so Norris never knows what is coming at him and when.

    What does he do then? :dunno:

    Discuss.
     
    The Cuban Hawk, Dec 15, 2007
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  2. svenottke

    svenottke Leap-Amateur

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    Great matchup! This could really go either way.
     
    svenottke, Dec 15, 2007
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  3. Erratic

    Erratic "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Is the umbrella a natural welterweight?
     
    Erratic, Dec 15, 2007
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  4. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    That goes without saying if Norris is going to fight it
     
    Ugotabe Kidding, Dec 15, 2007
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  5. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Norris gets DQ'd for hitting the umbrella while its down.
     
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