dsimon writes: Discuss. I figured a nice sane topic that was not inflammatory would be a good idea and I will get around to starting one one of these days.:: Here is how I picture the fight: Round one, Jones catches Golata and staggers him with a combo, Golata latches on punches him on the nuts and takes a bite out of his shoulder. Roy rolls around in agony crying in pain and takes a five minute break. Golata's two molars are removed from Roy's shoulder the fight continues. Round two, Jones staggers Golata with a hard combo, the foul Pole shamelessly punches him in the kidneys and knees him to the groin. Roy is now crying.... he is holding his side as his eyes periodically roll towards the back of his head. he takes a five minute break and the fight resumes. Golata grabs Roy in the ropes and staggers him with a hard shot Roy grabs him as they both tumble through the ropes out of the ring.... a riote ensues, order is restored the bell signals the end of the round. Third Round: Roy comes out and hits Golata in the groin, Golata goes down and screams holding his nuts. Roy is warned. Roy lands a hard combo that shakes Golata, Golata bites a section of Roy's scalp and hits him in the groin. Golata is disqualified, Roy is left withering in pain on the mat, ice packs are applied to his head and groin.... his groin looks like two basketballs! Roy's hand is raised as he looks up from the canvas.
dsimon writes: Roy will need a proper beating after tonight. He will get to big for his britches after waxing Felix.