Wladimir Klitschko vs Fabio Moli: the rematch.

According to boxrec, Fabio Moli is scheduled to fight in WBO heavyweight title eliminator against Hector Ricardo Sotelo.
Fabio Moli
date opponent W - L - D last 6 location tickets
2008-02-16 Hector Ricardo Sotelo 17 (6) - 8 (4) - 2
Balneario Municipal, Merlo, San Luis, Argentina 10
~ Argentine (FAB) heavyweight title ~
WBО Heavyweight Title Eliminator
bout subject to commission approval / change
The winner of that bout (Moli is a heavy favorite) will become a mandatory WBO challender for the winner of Wladimir Klitschko--Sultan Ibragimov fight (Klitschko is a heavy favorite).
So, it seems that Klitchko-Moli 2 is inevitable.
Who will win and why?

 

dsimon writes:

The doctor will no doubt hit Moli with his hammer. This could be a problem for Moli. Moli would be best served avoiding the good doctor's hammer. Moli should make an obvious attempt to also throw punches towards the doctor in a manner that could best be characterized as "accurate, hard, and precisely aimed towards the supine dominant position, the ventral and thoracic area of the doctor's body, and perhaps even borrow a page from Polish pugalist expert Andrew Golata and hit the doctor in his testes a few times.

That is my analysis. Belarious per capita has an average number of fighters when compared to similar areas. Belarious has no boxing matches scheduled. presently Belarious has no professional fighters. It is expected that next year Belarousian boxing will produce the follwing number of professional fighters: 0 These figures are average for an area the size and an area with the population density of Belarious.

 

Do you make a real effort to be ridiculous, or does it come naturally?

 

He makes an effort, and a good one at that. It's his game.

 

Why is discussion about mandatory contender for WBO belt ridiculous? Do you not like to talk about boxing? if not, what are you doing on this forum?

 

What the hell are you talking about?
Boxing is one of the least popular sports in Belarus. Only complete and total rejects who can't hack it in real sport (like soccer), take up boxing. And yet, Belorussian boxers routinely beat the living crap out of, say, American boxers.
Here's the most recent example:
http://www.usaboxing.org/92_1372.htm
US team got defeated on its own soil by a team of second-rate Belorussian fighters (since the first-rate fighters were busy preparing for the world championship).
So, basically, a country with a population of 10 million, flew its second-rate team to the US (population 300 million), kicked some serious local ass and went home.
Case closed. You're dismissed.

 

Dsimon writes:

I apologize Please find my revised analysis below printed with a retraction;

Dear REaders of the Belerusain Pugalistic Almanac it has been brought to my attention by the ministry of sports culture that recent statistics were in fact out of line with recent developments in Belurusian pugalism. Please find revision below:

Professional Belerusian fighters per capita 0. Belerussian champions in a major professional boxing organization 0. PLease note the following caveate: See dim Pimpel's description... Sincerely the ministry of information.

 

How come John Ruiz isn't in the mix???

 

dsimon writes:

Jawney and Stoney are gonna be back and show the woald Puerto Rican Irish HeavyWeight Hegemony. Stoney might get the KO but who is counting? :: Jawney could definitely beat the reigning Belerusian Heavy Weight King.

 

Stoney Stone isn't Irish. :nono: :nono:

 

dsimon writes:

What is he Belerusian? If he was he woud be the most succesful Belerusian heavy in the last 5 years based on total punch output in a professional ring.

The average professional Belerusian heavy weight has thrown 0 punches in a professional boxing ring.... Stoney has thrown at least one when he grabbed the belt from Ruiz.

Wonder what Dim thinks of that statistic?

 

Ever heard of Lyakhovich :dunno: his punch output is abysmal, but it's still greater than 0.

this is the 2-nd time you've been caught lying in this thread.....what do you think of that statistic?

 

I actually find his trolling posts pretty entertaining. It's funny when people get mad when he's clearly just trying to wind people up.

 

Stoney had a heart attack, the smell of Coach Alterkerson {Reed has me fucked up} was so bad that it overpowered Stoneys own natural stench and attacked Stoneys cigarette and roid weakened heart. I know Stoney is on roids cos James Toney says so. James would know.

 

dsimon writes:

Lyakhovich is at best half Belerussian.

 

Awww, poor baby......you got caught lying and coming up with excuses?
Be a man and admit the fact that you're dirty liar. It's ok, we'll forgive you.

 

Where's jawney at in the Mix???

 

Lyakhovich is a US Citizen.

 

http://www.boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=16692&cat=boxer
<TABLE class=border align=center><TBODY><TR><TD>nationality </TD><TD>Belarus </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

 

The only question here is whether Dsimon will admit he's a dirty liar.
My guess is he won't, but I'll be happy to be proven wrong.

 

US Citizen.

And his wife is too.

 

dsimon writes:

It appears as though Stoney would take second place to Lyakhovich though.

 

dsimon writes:

Of course i will! I Dsimon am a dirty lyer as Belarouse is in fact above the average for boxers from that area per capita with 1 boxer in the professional ranks, with 1 title. Championship boxing history regarding Bellarious will be amended from 0 to read from sections of Wikepedia describing the trials and tribulations of Bellurusians great championship fighter(s). here is that list

1) Lyakhovich

In addition to biographies of these champions will be included a detailed cultural analysis as to why Bellarious despite her relative small size has managed to defy the odds and create a haven for championship boxing... is it something in the psyche of the average Bellerusian? Something in the water? a connection to Brighten Beach?

 

dsimon writes:

From the Bellerussian ministry of physical cultiure and development.

Recent developments regarding new information on Bellurusian boxing history have prompted the following changes to be effective immediatelly regarding the proud and fierce tradition of professonal Bellarussian boxing.

Effective next year Lyakhovich's birthday will be celebrated as "boxing day" in Bellurussia. Women will line the streets and hail all the great champions from the annals of history that make Bellerussia unique as a hotspot of pugalistic accomplishment.

Peroshki will be baked and given out on this day and former Bellerussian champions will speak to Bellerussian youth about how they accomplished fistic glory. We at the ministry are confidant this will help a declining birth rate and chronic Alcohol & drug issues faced by Bellerussian youth.

 

Well, before we proceed, Dsimon, we have to resolve an important issue.
Just recently, you were going on and on about greatness of amateur boxing, Stevenson, etc....
Well, it turns out Belorussian amateur team stomped its American counterpart into the ground.
Please provide an explanation for that (statistical, of course)

 

Somebody won a fight???

 

dsimon writes:

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dsimon writes:

?? Your bringing up old issues so let us deconstruct them a bit ehhh? But in so doing I do not see how it will answer your somewhat desperate and non sequitor response to my effort to Laude the efforts of the hardworking boxing community of Bellorussia.

Yeah the Ammies takes skills and the Cubans have a great boxing program. The Cuban program happens to be an Olympic program which is an amateur program. When did I laude the United States program? Besides if a professional fighter who was an American citizen like Lyakhovich fought for the United States they would do better against the Bellerusian national team don't you think? ::

All I said was that Olympians generally do respectably as pros unlike the one exception to the rule you dug up, that pollack... I forget his name? So I have no need to really explain that statistic.

Proceed.

 

Laszlo Papp? The greatest amateur fighter ever who achieved zero in pros? He was Hungarian.
So, what if I were to find an outstanding Cuban amateur who was a complete failure as a pro?
What if I were to find two?

 

dsimon writes:

You are smarter than that! You want a number that is accurate. For example, if we decide what a decent boxing career would comprise and we then way that 3/4th of Olympians had at least decent boxing careers, that is a meaningful number.

I think in your search for these numbers that a suprising number of Olympians had at least decent boxing careers which indicates that their Ammy background was not simply incidental to their success.

:stir: