Ricardo Almeida and Rob Yundt: LOL. Looks like Bruce Buffer just got hit in the head with the videocamera as Yundt came jogging into the ring! :: Almeida coming into the lamest music I've ever heard at a UFC ( a little bit country and a lot retarded). It's almost as bad as Peter McNeeley's music when he went in to fight Tyson, and that music sounded like a retard was singing it. Rd1: Ricardo "Bigdog" Almeida. Yundt gets taken down with a really lazy looking chute attempt. Yundt gets choked out after trying to flip his way out of it. Didn't look like a good guillotine, but Almeida held that stuff nicely even while getting flipped onto the back of his head. A guillotine with an arm in. Good job.
Rd1: Horn always looks like he has a soft tummy. One of the few guys who makes Chuck look like he has ripped abs. Jeremy looks like a redneck nerd, but if he gets ahold of you, he'll rip something apart. :: They lock up and they neutralize the thai knees. Marquardt takes him down and Horn pulls guard. Horn EATING BOMBS. Marquardt throwing the lumber. They stand up. Jeremy tiws a throw and loses top position. Big elbow gels Horn's legs. Horn pulls guard and lands a couple of flailing kicks. Almost cinches an omoplata and then a gogoplata. Horn reverses. Sweeps...and the round ends.
Rd2: Marquardt misses a kick and Horn gets top position. JESUS, FAST standing guillotine and Horn is subbed for the first time in ages. I thought his neck broke it was so tight.
David Heath and Tim Boetsch: Rd1: Boetsch comes out to Anvil of Crom, the Conan theme. Looks a bit soft in the gut. Heath looks even softer. LOL Tim The Barbarian. LMAO. Herb Dean's stomach looks tighter. Boetsch throws a spinning backfist that misses by 6ft. Boetsch thrust kicks and slaps Heath back. Heath spits a loogie out and eats a Boetsch right hand. Heath keeps getting thrustkicked to the gut. Both guys are gunshy, and then Heath gets dropped. Boetsch lands three consecutive knees. Boetsch threw Heath on his head. FACEFIRST. Then he threw a bunch of really small shitty punches, but Heath was already almost completely out from LANDING ON HIS FACE!!!! LMFAO. Tim the Barbarian gets the win on 10 days notice. ::
Mir-Lesnar Frank Mir coming out first. WTF? Former champ coming out first against a first-timer? That's fucked up. Rd1: Lesnar looks a bit nervous. He's moving around a fair bit. Undertake and Angle are there as is Steve Austin. Sable is Brock's wife. Lesnar takes him down right away. Lesnar gets a point deducted right away for hittingthe back of the head. Mir dropped hard, and MIR MAKES LESNAR TAP FROM A KNEEBAR!!!!
Damn, Brock was pounding him and it looked like Mir was in deep deep shit and then Brock gets submitted. Mir stayed calm and weathered the storm.
