Tyson-Holy 3!!!

Discussion in 'General Boxing Discussion' started by LOK, Feb 28, 2008.

  1. Mean Mr Mustard

    Mean Mr Mustard "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Can you imagine the sheer hilarity of Klitschko trying to keep an '87 Tyson away from him?
    :laughing:
     
  2. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

    wow.. I'd love to see it

    actually, I don't think it would be about "keeping him off" as I think the Robot would be sleeping pretty much imediately
     
  3. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    After taking two right crosses from Wlad Tyson would pull a Sultan and stay away himself
     
  4. Mean Mr Mustard

    Mean Mr Mustard "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    a) Klitschko doesn't hit as hard as say, Ruddock for a start
    b) Klitschko doesn't even have an uppercut

    Equation: small, fast, powerful P4P puncher + tall, robotic, questionable courage, safety-first EuroBum = Death of the latter.
     
  5. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Klitschko does hit harder than Ruddock, but is faster and much more accurate and punches more straight. Ruddock became overrated after the KO of Dokes. Apart from that he has no impressive victories.

    Wlad doesn't use the uppercut much that is true. And of course, he wouldn't even fight inside against Tyson, instead he would clinch there, and since Tyson was unable to deal with strong guys in clinches, it would work. Outside Wlad would bomb Tyson out.

    Tyson was more fun to watch, just like Arturo Gatti was more fun to watch that ODLH. It didn't really matter though when they actually fought
     
  6. Mean Mr Mustard

    Mean Mr Mustard "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    I doubt WK could bomb Tyson out having to hit in a downwards direction.
    No-one bombed Tyson out until he was pretty shot.

    :dunno:
     
  7. Tam Tam

    Tam Tam "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Tyson got beat by Packie McFarland.
     
  8. Hex-One

    Hex-One "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    I have no doubt in my mind a 87' Tyson ko's any Klit.
     
  9. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    It wouldnt take the 87 Tyson to KO Wladimira. Shit, I think the 96 Tyson wastes him.
     
  10. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

    I agree and take it one step further..

    if Tyson hooks up with Rooney TONIGHT.. Feb 29th and they get in the gym tomorrow morning, within 3 months Mike could fight and knock Wladosmear the F out
     
  11. skeedaddle

    skeedaddle Leap-Amateur

    Tyson vs. Holyfield 3

    This one bites!
     
  12. dsimon3387

    dsimon3387 WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    dsimon writes:

    Well there you go!!! Perfect type of trainer for Mike!!! :lol: :lol:
     
  13. dsimon3387

    dsimon3387 WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    dsimon writes:

    :lol: :bears: I can hear it now announcer "The bastard maker is down!!! The bastard maker is down!!! He staggers, he is down!!!"
     
  14. KaukipRrr

    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    If Wlad started bawling in his corner, and wept like a bitch throughout a fight against Lennox Lewis,... do you think you would ever be able to let that down? :crafty: You should be ashamed of yourself...:lol:
     
  15. Trplsec

    Trplsec Sleeps in a Cage


    Bull shit. Mike Tyson was freaking 23 years old when Buster Douglas dismantled him. He showed the world the blueprint for beating Tyson.

    Tyson didn't lose to Douglas because he was old or shot or missed Kevin Rooney. He lost to Douglas because Buster had the skill set, determination and chin to expose Mike's limitations.
     
  16. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

    come on Trpl, I know you do not believe that

    Mike lost to Douglas beacause he thought he was invincible and went on a party spree and lost all motivation and hunger he had.. he thought he'd just blow through everyone. he was doing nothing leading up to that fight but celebrating and partying
     
  17. TFK

    TFK WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Is that Tyson or Kamala?

    TFK
     
  18. The Genius

    The Genius DEMONRY!!

    IF this ever happens, it will mean nothing. Tyson fans still waiting for Mike to beat Evander. :notallthere:
     
  19. Hex-One

    Hex-One "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    :laughing:
     
  20. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

    :eeeek:
     
  21. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    :eeeek: what a fat fuck.

    Old age gets the best of everyone.
     

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