I think this forum has still one great day left in it E: sorry, I noticed LOK's latest thread now. This place is shot for good
Hey, at least he limited the match-ups to humans and not something like "Lion vs. Tiger" or "Tyson vs. a Swarm of Killer Bees". ::
Tyson would have ripped out the killer bees' hearts and ate all the little, infant killer bees. Tyson KO1
Tyson was too one dimensional too beat the bees. :nono: The bees would've attacked from all directions, and Tyson would be confused and forced to back up. Once Tyson is backed up, the fight is over. Bees by late-round TKO.
A PRIME Tyson (apparently 1987/8 ish) was near invincible and would have beaten the shit out of God himself, never mind a puny swarm of killer bees. He'd have those furry little fuckers flying for their lives after made good his promise to 'fuck them 'til they loved him' and brutally ass-fucked the first couple of bees who attacked. Moreover, how many bees do we have in this 'swarm'? It'd take somewhere in the region of ten thousand or more to defeat 'Iron Mike'...:nono:
The Tyson "1987/8 ish" that you speak of had already had his limitations exposed by a shot Quick Tillis. The bees had the right style to take advantage of Tyson's flaws and beat him, no matter stage of his career you want to put them in with.
I am picturing the bees getting the better of Tyson and him "snapping" (also known as looking for a way out of an eventual KO loss) and trying to bite off all of their little bee ears off.:: Do bees even have ears? If not, Tyson is screwed.
I also see Tyson sitting on his stool, and crying "Ahhh!!" when the cutmen try to treat one of his stings. To which the cutman replies, "It's only a quarter of an inch, Mike!"
The corner does not know how to treat bee stings. They will put a balloon with tap water on the bee sting. Still, the lead trainer in this corner is superior to Teddy Atlas.
