Can Kimbo Slice be succesfull in boxing?

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  1. Rainmaker

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    HaHa!


    No!
     
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    Yes. Let's keep telling him that he can be successful and richer in boxing!!!


    So he can be laid the fuck out.
     
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    Sure. Guys from the toughman route have great track records in pro boxing.
     
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    nice replies.
     
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    FUCK NO! Much as I despise Wlad, I cant deny that he'd be up on murder charges if he fought Kimbo. Even crappy ass Sam Peter would kill Kimbo.

    Hell, Kimbo would get laid out by Lamon Bumster!

    I'd go as far as to say that if the Black man boobed Rhino were still fighting, he'd kick Kimbo's ass!
     
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    There ain't enough Wonder Bread in the world to make Kimbo Slice a successful gloved boxer.
     
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    I'd pay to watch Kimbo fight Mike on the street. Right now, with no gloves! Mike, as fat and old and outta shape as he is, would still execute Kimbo in a street fight. Kimbo would be lookin five times worse than Mitch Green.
     
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    Fuck yeah Kimbo would get murdered!!! Even a decent washed up journey man like Ray mercer would flatten the guy!!
     
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    Bad example:lol:
     
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    dsimon obviously made a joke:lol:
     
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    You guys are SEVERELY underrating Kimbo. His handspeed seems pretty impressive. He has got some decent boxingskills. He seems to pack some power aswell. If well trained, he can become a good boxer. The current heavyweight crop is average at best.

    Take a look at the ranking of some site:

    1. Wladimir Klitschko
    2. Samuel Peter
    3. Ruslan Chagaev
    4. Nikolai Valuev
    5. Tony Thompson
    6. Alexander Povetkin
    7. Sultan Ibragimov
    8. Oleg Maskaev
    9. Shannon Briggs
    10. Alexander Dimitrenko
    11. Vladimir Virchis
    12. Juan Carlos Gomez
    13. Andrew Golota
    14. Chris Arreola
    15. John Ruiz
    16. Hasim Rahman

    Surely there are some names that Kimbo can beat.
     
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    Agree, but they just aren't on that list.
     
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    Wouldn't mind seeing that fight.:lol:
     
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    So you want to see John Ruiz get a good beating?:lol:
     
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    Ruiz will hump Kimbo to death!:lol:
     
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    The technique in boxing would be too much for him.
     
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    Kimbo vs. Siala Siliga in a boxing match. :blobbox: :blobbox:
     
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    REED:bears:
     
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    Conceivably, Kimbo could Carve a "Butterbean" Type of NICHE for Himself, but that's the EXTENT of it...Invent a 4 Round Belt & Defend it Against Guys who LOST to Tomato Cans...

    Kimbo is Thickly Muscled but NOT Very Tall...He's like 6ft Even if REED isn't Mistaken...But his Muscletone Tells REED that his TECHNIQUE Won't B Sound & he'll GAS Fairly Easily...The FACT that Kimbo Throws HAYMAKERS 100% of the Time would ALSO Limit his Stamina...

    Get Kimbo N 2 Round 3 or 4, Shit Maybe Round 2 or 3 & he'll B SUCKING WIND...


    REED:cool:
     
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    It's not like he thoroughly beat Mercer with his amazing boxing skills - he essentially bullied him into the fence, took him down and choked him out. Knocking out Fat Abbot doesn't really prove anything either. The only thing he got going for him is that he's Emmanuel Augustus' cousin or something :lol:
     
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    I'm a big Kimbo fan but honestly.. I don't think he beats anyone on that list..

    I don't even know who Chris Arreola is:lol:
     
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    Thank you Gatti! :lol: I don't know what is funnier... that those dimwits didn't get it or Echols reaction to being punched in the chops by Hopkins in that other thread of yours:lol:
     
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    :lol: I couldn't resist. Kimbo isn't half bad at what he does. I know he gets accused of being a bum beater but he has responded to the challenges out before him well. I give the guy some props on that account. Plus the dude is an interesting interview. He almost sounds and appears bookish. :lol: Not thuggish at all.
     
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    I don´t see Sinan Samil Sam´s name, so no.
     
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    Mercer in a boxing ring decapitates Kimbo.

    Miguel Cotto would break down and stop Kimbo within 5, make him cry like a bitch and roll on the ground semi-concious and in alot of pain.
     

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