I think This is where it started

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> The thing is how do we actually know that Petre is actually married to a sister?  How do we really know this.  I think that Petre really wants to be black.  That's why he hooked up with the nappy dugout.  I ain't made at you though.  I'll Holla 5000 [/b][/quote]




For the record BD ...... I'm mixed and so is my wife ... "WeMy wife is a beautiful black woman that looks mostly black but is obviously mixed ... as a child nappy headed ignorant mother fuckers used to beat her up cause she had long nice grade of hair and light skin ..... today those dogs all want to hit on her and sisters all want to look like her.

But maybe I'm making it all up ... :YeahRight: [/b][/quote]
Somehow I doubt that. Black women these days are a lot more racially conscious and many proudly wear they hair natural or "nappy" as you put it. I know that not all Black women buy into if you don't have long straight hair you're less attractive crap that has been pushed on them for over a century. Certainly ain't a fact that all Black women or Black people in general want to be light-skinned or see that as superior either. I know that a lot of people go to salons or straight outdoors to try to darken their skin but outside of Michael Jackson's self-hating ass I don't know any Black people who have made an attempt to lighten their skin. Shit my wife is pretty dam fair-skinned herself and told me she had to fight a lot due to her complexion but she's real about it and doesn't think she's better than her darker-skinned sistas. And if she did it's fair to say she wouldn't be my wife.

Anyway sorry to butt into yall's argument. Just had to get that out there. Carry on. [/b][/quote]
exactly, today you wont find many dark woman whos gonna say they wish they where lighter, all i see is lighter woman trying to get a tan [/b][/quote]
I think most people seek to be in the middle. Asians try to stay out of the sun. They want to be lighter. Sometimes White people just want to look tan, not black. [/b][/quote]
yeah, i was implying lighter skin black woman, asians have always stayed out of the sun, even though more seem to be catching a lil sun now [/b][/quote]
How many asians did you observe? Most that I know are out constantly in teh sun.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> I see you reading, runtrunt. I thought you were going out? Give us some hugs and kisses. [/b][/quote]
damn

i have enough teammates

i dont need any others on my team [/b][/quote]
You hug and kiss your teammates?

I guess that explains the white ring around your mouth in your avatar. [/b][/quote]
buddy and petredish


shouldnt you two be off in middle earth somewhere tryin to destroy a ring or something

start callin you two frodo and sam [/b][/quote]
Speaking of rings, you need to wipe the sperm milkshake off of your mouth, runtrunt!

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> buddy, u are still a pizza delivery guy? [/b][/quote]
Actually, Smashing, I never delivered pizza. I was a waiter when I was working on my first degree at University. I have been a teacher for the past few years while I was finishing my second degree at night. Just finished. You could ask Hairy about that because he and I correspond constantly. Maybe I'll do the doctorate, but I don't know. It's a lot of work and we're thinking about having kids in the hext few years. I'd rather dedicate myself to being a proper Dad and husband. [/b][/quote]
Oh, please, shut up Flanders.

:YeahRight: :YeahRight: [/b][/quote]
perez, you move to Ottawa yet?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> how you gonna clown someone for having a football career, even if it was somewhat brief, do you know how much people would give just to play 1 game at that level, even being on a college team, thats some shit you can never take away from someone [/b][/quote]
Very true, Massa. Very true. Making your way to the bottom rung of the NFL (riding the bench), or getting a free certificate for playing college football...these are both impressive accomplishments if you actually did anything to deserve them. Of course, the brief dream of riding the bench and watching real athletes play is now over for one of these individuals...and he was the TALENTED one.

Now runtrunt might actually get a degree. Of course, the D-minus posterchild won't be able to do anything with the degree because he has to be able to demonstrate the abilities listed on his laminated cardboard certificate from the "Notre Dame School Of Tire Retreading." When his employer sees that he is useless....well, there's always a lucrative career in soap salesmanship.

But then again, Massacure...I'm not including you in this because this is a lesson suitable only for the Forrest Gump Twinz: HaZZbeen and Nevah-Nevah Wuzz! [/b][/quote]
as opposed to takin your road

and being a pizza delivery boy

then a teachers aid

but there is no proof that this is even true

either way ill never lower myself to delivering pizza

but
you have been real productive with your life

im sure your parents are real proud of you

 

i'd just like to say that i love everyone here, regardless.
you're all insane, but it's been fun.
now i can't come back, because this thread is just too long.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> The thing is how do we actually know that Petre is actually married to a sister?  How do we really know this.  I think that Petre really wants to be black.  That's why he hooked up with the nappy dugout.  I ain't made at you though.  I'll Holla 5000 [/b][/quote]




For the record BD ...... I'm mixed and so is my wife ... "WeMy wife is a beautiful black woman that looks mostly black but is obviously mixed ... as a child nappy headed ignorant mother fuckers used to beat her up cause she had long nice grade of hair and light skin ..... today those dogs all want to hit on her and sisters all want to look like her.

But maybe I'm making it all up ... :YeahRight: [/b][/quote]
Somehow I doubt that. Black women these days are a lot more racially conscious and many proudly wear they hair natural or "nappy" as you put it. I know that not all Black women buy into if you don't have long straight hair you're less attractive crap that has been pushed on them for over a century. Certainly ain't a fact that all Black women or Black people in general want to be light-skinned or see that as superior either. I know that a lot of people go to salons or straight outdoors to try to darken their skin but outside of Michael Jackson's self-hating ass I don't know any Black people who have made an attempt to lighten their skin. Shit my wife is pretty dam fair-skinned herself and told me she had to fight a lot due to her complexion but she's real about it and doesn't think she's better than her darker-skinned sistas. And if she did it's fair to say she wouldn't be my wife.

Anyway sorry to butt into yall's argument. Just had to get that out there. Carry on. [/b][/quote]
exactly, today you wont find many dark woman whos gonna say they wish they where lighter, all i see is lighter woman trying to get a tan [/b][/quote]
I think most people seek to be in the middle. Asians try to stay out of the sun. They want to be lighter. Sometimes White people just want to look tan, not black. [/b][/quote]
yeah, i was implying lighter skin black woman, asians have always stayed out of the sun, even though more seem to be catching a lil sun now [/b][/quote]
How many asians did you observe? Most that I know are out constantly in teh sun. [/b][/quote]
were not speakign about asians in america, japanese people still stay out of the sun, the woman used to bleech their skin to stay pale, im not sure how many still do, i have alot of asian friends, im actualy part chinese if you didnt know

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> buddy, u are still a pizza delivery guy? [/b][/quote]
Actually, Smashing, I never delivered pizza. I was a waiter when I was working on my first degree at University. I have been a teacher for the past few years while I was finishing my second degree at night. Just finished. You could ask Hairy about that because he and I correspond constantly. Maybe I'll do the doctorate, but I don't know. It's a lot of work and we're thinking about having kids in the hext few years. I'd rather dedicate myself to being a proper Dad and husband. [/b][/quote]
Oh, please, shut up Flanders.

:YeahRight: :YeahRight: [/b][/quote]
perez, you move to Ottawa yet? [/b][/quote]
Nope.

I spent a week there and looked for apartments. And after having to pay a shitload for something half decent, I decided I wasn't moving to Ottawa after all.

That city sucks.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> The thing is how do we actually know that Petre is actually married to a sister?  How do we really know this.  I think that Petre really wants to be black.  That's why he hooked up with the nappy dugout.  I ain't made at you though.  I'll Holla 5000 [/b][/quote]




For the record BD ...... I'm mixed and so is my wife ... "WeMy wife is a beautiful black woman that looks mostly black but is obviously mixed ... as a child nappy headed ignorant mother fuckers used to beat her up cause she had long nice grade of hair and light skin ..... today those dogs all want to hit on her and sisters all want to look like her.

But maybe I'm making it all up ... :YeahRight: [/b][/quote]
Somehow I doubt that. Black women these days are a lot more racially conscious and many proudly wear they hair natural or "nappy" as you put it. I know that not all Black women buy into if you don't have long straight hair you're less attractive crap that has been pushed on them for over a century. Certainly ain't a fact that all Black women or Black people in general want to be light-skinned or see that as superior either. I know that a lot of people go to salons or straight outdoors to try to darken their skin but outside of Michael Jackson's self-hating ass I don't know any Black people who have made an attempt to lighten their skin. Shit my wife is pretty dam fair-skinned herself and told me she had to fight a lot due to her complexion but she's real about it and doesn't think she's better than her darker-skinned sistas. And if she did it's fair to say she wouldn't be my wife.

Anyway sorry to butt into yall's argument. Just had to get that out there. Carry on. [/b][/quote]
exactly, today you wont find many dark woman whos gonna say they wish they where lighter, all i see is lighter woman trying to get a tan [/b][/quote]
I think most people seek to be in the middle. Asians try to stay out of the sun. They want to be lighter. Sometimes White people just want to look tan, not black. [/b][/quote]
yeah, i was implying lighter skin black woman, asians have always stayed out of the sun, even though more seem to be catching a lil sun now [/b][/quote]
How many asians did you observe? Most that I know are out constantly in teh sun. [/b][/quote]
were not speakign about asians in america, japanese people still stay out of the sun, the woman used to bleech their skin to stay pale, im not sure how many still do, i have alot of asian friends, im actualy part chinese if you didnt know [/b][/quote]
Nope. Didn't know your background at all, Massa. I have never heard of asians bleaching themselves. The only bleaching that I know of is Michael Jackson...and apparently Lil Kim.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> i'd just like to say that i love everyone here, regardless.
you're all insane, but it's been fun.
now i can't come back, because this thread is just too long. [/b][/quote]
i love this place also

and would like to thank frodo and sam

for bringing me a few hrs of entertainment

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> The thing is how do we actually know that Petre is actually married to a sister?  How do we really know this.  I think that Petre really wants to be black.  That's why he hooked up with the nappy dugout.  I ain't made at you though.  I'll Holla 5000 [/b][/quote]




For the record BD ...... I'm mixed and so is my wife ... "WeMy wife is a beautiful black woman that looks mostly black but is obviously mixed ... as a child nappy headed ignorant mother fuckers used to beat her up cause she had long nice grade of hair and light skin ..... today those dogs all want to hit on her and sisters all want to look like her.

But maybe I'm making it all up ... :YeahRight: [/b][/quote]
Somehow I doubt that. Black women these days are a lot more racially conscious and many proudly wear they hair natural or "nappy" as you put it. I know that not all Black women buy into if you don't have long straight hair you're less attractive crap that has been pushed on them for over a century. Certainly ain't a fact that all Black women or Black people in general want to be light-skinned or see that as superior either. I know that a lot of people go to salons or straight outdoors to try to darken their skin but outside of Michael Jackson's self-hating ass I don't know any Black people who have made an attempt to lighten their skin. Shit my wife is pretty dam fair-skinned herself and told me she had to fight a lot due to her complexion but she's real about it and doesn't think she's better than her darker-skinned sistas. And if she did it's fair to say she wouldn't be my wife.

Anyway sorry to butt into yall's argument. Just had to get that out there. Carry on. [/b][/quote]
exactly, today you wont find many dark woman whos gonna say they wish they where lighter, all i see is lighter woman trying to get a tan [/b][/quote]
I think most people seek to be in the middle. Asians try to stay out of the sun. They want to be lighter. Sometimes White people just want to look tan, not black. [/b][/quote]
yeah, i was implying lighter skin black woman, asians have always stayed out of the sun, even though more seem to be catching a lil sun now [/b][/quote]
How many asians did you observe? Most that I know are out constantly in teh sun. [/b][/quote]
were not speakign about asians in america, japanese people still stay out of the sun, the woman used to bleech their skin to stay pale, im not sure how many still do, i have alot of asian friends, im actualy part chinese if you didnt know [/b][/quote]
Nope. Didn't know your background at all, Massa. I have never heard of asians bleaching themselves. The only bleaching that I know of is Michael Jackson...and apparently Lil Kim. [/b][/quote]
like i said i doubt japanese still do it, but they used to, as well as wear mask during the day time, but i agree more and more are tanning, the micheal jackson thing is funny, is because when he was interviewed with oprah he claims he never heard of people bleeching their skin, and it doesnt even exist, when it very well does, and im sure he knows it does

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> how you gonna clown someone for having a football career, even if it was somewhat brief, do you know how much people would give just to play 1 game at that level, even being on a college team, thats some shit you can never take away from someone [/b][/quote]
Very true, Massa. Very true. Making your way to the bottom rung of the NFL (riding the bench), or getting a free certificate for playing college football...these are both impressive accomplishments if you actually did anything to deserve them. Of course, the brief dream of riding the bench and watching real athletes play is now over for one of these individuals...and he was the TALENTED one.

Now runtrunt might actually get a degree. Of course, the D-minus posterchild won't be able to do anything with the degree because he has to be able to demonstrate the abilities listed on his laminated cardboard certificate from the "Notre Dame School Of Tire Retreading." When his employer sees that he is useless....well, there's always a lucrative career in soap salesmanship.

But then again, Massacure...I'm not including you in this because this is a lesson suitable only for the Forrest Gump Twinz: HaZZbeen and Nevah-Nevah Wuzz! [/b][/quote]
as opposed to takin your road

and being a pizza delivery boy

then a teachers aid

but there is no proof that this is even true

either way ill never lower myself to delivering pizza

but
you have been real productive with your life

im sure your parents are real proud of you [/b][/quote]
Taking my road? Sorry for you, runtrunt...but you couldn't take my road. Too many big words for you to cope with.

I think it's really cute how you diss bluecollar jobs though. Those jobs that you disrespect are what built your country's foundation. You can diss the working class all you want, but when your NFL soapbubble dream pops, you'll be lucky to get a job like that.

 

aight im leavin for the second time
have to get my hair did :shaneUD12Oscar:

this is getting kinda long and boring

so could
frodo and sam
post a lot of new jokes and shit so i can have a lot of shit to respond to when i come back

thnks

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> how you gonna clown someone for having a football career, even if it was somewhat brief, do you know how much people would give just to play 1 game at that level, even being on a college team, thats some shit you can never take away from someone [/b][/quote]
Very true, Massa. Very true. Making your way to the bottom rung of the NFL (riding the bench), or getting a free certificate for playing college football...these are both impressive accomplishments if you actually did anything to deserve them. Of course, the brief dream of riding the bench and watching real athletes play is now over for one of these individuals...and he was the TALENTED one.

Now runtrunt might actually get a degree. Of course, the D-minus posterchild won't be able to do anything with the degree because he has to be able to demonstrate the abilities listed on his laminated cardboard certificate from the "Notre Dame School Of Tire Retreading." When his employer sees that he is useless....well, there's always a lucrative career in soap salesmanship.

But then again, Massacure...I'm not including you in this because this is a lesson suitable only for the Forrest Gump Twinz: HaZZbeen and Nevah-Nevah Wuzz! [/b][/quote]
as opposed to takin your road

and being a pizza delivery boy

then a teachers aid

but there is no proof that this is even true

either way ill never lower myself to delivering pizza

but
you have been real productive with your life

im sure your parents are real proud of you [/b][/quote]
Taking my road? Sorry for you, runtrunt...but you couldn't take my road. Too many big words for you to cope with.

I think it's really cute how you diss bluecollar jobs though. Those jobs that you disrespect are what built your country's foundation. You can diss the working class all you want, but when your NFL soapbubble dream pops, you'll be lucky to get a job like that. [/b][/quote]
:YeahRight:

naw buddy i am going to a real college and will get a real degree

and have job offers today that are better then your 2 degrees will ever manage to get you



i hope those big words you know come in handy while you deliver pizzas

congratualtions and being part of the backbone of society :YeahRight:

without you delivering pizzas there would be many hungry people in the world

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> how you gonna clown someone for having a football career, even if it was somewhat brief, do you know how much people would give just to play 1 game at that level, even being on a college team, thats some shit you can never take away from someone [/b][/quote]
Very true, Massa. Very true. Making your way to the bottom rung of the NFL (riding the bench), or getting a free certificate for playing college football...these are both impressive accomplishments if you actually did anything to deserve them. Of course, the brief dream of riding the bench and watching real athletes play is now over for one of these individuals...and he was the TALENTED one.

Now runtrunt might actually get a degree. Of course, the D-minus posterchild won't be able to do anything with the degree because he has to be able to demonstrate the abilities listed on his laminated cardboard certificate from the "Notre Dame School Of Tire Retreading." When his employer sees that he is useless....well, there's always a lucrative career in soap salesmanship.

But then again, Massacure...I'm not including you in this because this is a lesson suitable only for the Forrest Gump Twinz: HaZZbeen and Nevah-Nevah Wuzz! [/b][/quote]
as opposed to takin your road

and being a pizza delivery boy

then a teachers aid

but there is no proof that this is even true

either way ill never lower myself to delivering pizza

but
you have been real productive with your life

im sure your parents are real proud of you [/b][/quote]
Taking my road? Sorry for you, runtrunt...but you couldn't take my road. Too many big words for you to cope with.

I think it's really cute how you diss bluecollar jobs though. Those jobs that you disrespect are what built your country's foundation. You can diss the working class all you want, but when your NFL soapbubble dream pops, you'll be lucky to get a job like that. [/b][/quote]
Ha...

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> aight im leavin for the second time
have to get my hair did :shaneUD12Oscar:

this is getting kinda long and boring

so could
frodo and sam
post a lot of new jokes and shit so i can have a lot of shit to respond to when i come back

thnks [/b][/quote]
Yes, we saw how you left the first time.

For those who don't understand, I will now translate runtrunt's previous post:

*******************************************************************
I'm gettin't my ass kicked, so I am leavin'.

I have to shave my legs, braid my asshair, and buy some "Soul Glo" at the drugstore 'cuz I'm meetin my bro at our favourite hangout for some huddles and cuddles, the alternative lifestyle sportsbar called "The Endzzone."

He loves it when I grease my shit up just like Eriq Lasalle in "Coming To America."

********************************************************************

The above translation was sponsored by Sparkebar. "When you need a lift, and your bro ain't around. Wrap your lips around a Sparkebar!"

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> how you gonna clown someone for having a football career, even if it was somewhat brief, do you know how much people would give just to play 1 game at that level, even being on a college team, thats some shit you can never take away from someone [/b][/quote]
Very true, Massa. Very true. Making your way to the bottom rung of the NFL (riding the bench), or getting a free certificate for playing college football...these are both impressive accomplishments if you actually did anything to deserve them. Of course, the brief dream of riding the bench and watching real athletes play is now over for one of these individuals...and he was the TALENTED one.

Now runtrunt might actually get a degree. Of course, the D-minus posterchild won't be able to do anything with the degree because he has to be able to demonstrate the abilities listed on his laminated cardboard certificate from the "Notre Dame School Of Tire Retreading." When his employer sees that he is useless....well, there's always a lucrative career in soap salesmanship.

But then again, Massacure...I'm not including you in this because this is a lesson suitable only for the Forrest Gump Twinz: HaZZbeen and Nevah-Nevah Wuzz! [/b][/quote]
as opposed to takin your road

and being a pizza delivery boy

then a teachers aid

but there is no proof that this is even true

either way ill never lower myself to delivering pizza

but
you have been real productive with your life

im sure your parents are real proud of you [/b][/quote]
Taking my road? Sorry for you, runtrunt...but you couldn't take my road. Too many big words for you to cope with.

I think it's really cute how you diss bluecollar jobs though. Those jobs that you disrespect are what built your country's foundation. You can diss the working class all you want, but when your NFL soapbubble dream pops, you'll be lucky to get a job like that. [/b][/quote]
:YeahRight:

naw buddy i am going to a real college and will get a real degree

and have job offers today that are better then your 2 degrees will ever manage to get you



i hope those big words you know come in handy while you deliver pizzas

congratualtions and being part of the backbone of society :YeahRight:

without you delivering pizzas there would be many hungry people in the world [/b][/quote]
Yes, those big words like "congratualtions" will help you get that dreamjob.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> I have to shave my legs, braid my asshair, and buy some "Soul Glo" at the drugstore 'cuz I'm meetin my bro at our favourite hangout for some huddles and cuddles, the alternative lifestyle sportsbar called "The Endzzone."

He loves it when I grease my shit up just like Eriq Lasalle in "Coming To America."

[/b][/quote]
I was wondering when this was gonna start. [/b][/quote]
Which "this" are you referring to? The spoof on getting his hair done? The gay joke? The comparison to a ludicrous hairstyle from an 80s movie?

 

Once again, I see bigdawg reading but not posting. Gimme some love, bigdawg!

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> how you gonna clown someone for having a football career, even if it was somewhat brief, do you know how much people would give just to play 1 game at that level, even being on a college team, thats some shit you can never take away from someone [/b][/quote]
Very true, Massa. Very true. Making your way to the bottom rung of the NFL (riding the bench), or getting a free certificate for playing college football...these are both impressive accomplishments if you actually did anything to deserve them. Of course, the brief dream of riding the bench and watching real athletes play is now over for one of these individuals...and he was the TALENTED one.

Now runtrunt might actually get a degree. Of course, the D-minus posterchild won't be able to do anything with the degree because he has to be able to demonstrate the abilities listed on his laminated cardboard certificate from the "Notre Dame School Of Tire Retreading." When his employer sees that he is useless....well, there's always a lucrative career in soap salesmanship.

But then again, Massacure...I'm not including you in this because this is a lesson suitable only for the Forrest Gump Twinz: HaZZbeen and Nevah-Nevah Wuzz! [/b][/quote]
:wacko:

Notre Dame is not Nebraska. There are no "easy" majors at ND. Save the rhetoric unless you know what you're talking about.

 

Skelo never was and never will be Bleeder:

Here is a little something about bigdawg while warming the bench in college. And you also seen my pictures I had of me going over the top. Not to bad for a scrub like myself. Now where are your pictures of you delivering pizzas or being a fuken waitress. Glad to see that you have time to pull my jock strap out of your mouth. And just a quick question why the animosity towards my business. Are you angry that a brotha man is out there doing his shit. Sound more like jealousy to me. But like I said when my shit blows up maybe I'll holla at you and offer you a job. Lord knows we can't leave out midgets.


OLUMBUS, Ohio (Sep 16, 1995 - 20:30 EDT) -- Eddie George ran for 212 yards and two touchdowns, and Bob Hoying threw a pair of TD passes as No. 10 Ohio State beat No. 18 Washington 30-20 Saturday.

Ohio State (2-0) had been idle for 20 days -- the longest in-season layoff during its 106 years of football -- after opening with a 38-6 victory over Boston College in the Kickoff Classic.

The Buckeyes showed they weren't stale by building a 23-7 lead at the half as George piled up 149 yards on the ground and scored once.

George's 212 yards and 36 carries were the second highest totals of his career. He accounted for 98 yards in two Ohio State drives in the second quarter that turned a two-point lead into the 16-point advantage.

Hoying completed 18 of 26 passes for 192 yards, including scoring passes of 22 yards to Nicky Sualua and 6 yards to Terry Glenn.

Washington (1-1), which beat Pac-10 rival Arizona State 23-20 two weeks ago, needed two fourth-quarter touchdowns to make things interesting.

Ohio State had to punt on its first possession, but then scored the last four times it touched the ball in the opening half.

The first score was set up by Ryan Miller's interception of a Damon Huard pass. His 18-yard return gave the Buckeyes the ball at the Washington 21. Three plays later, Hoying avoided a heavy rush and lofted a 22-yard scoring pass to Sualua. Jason Chorak blocked Josh Jackson's extra-point attempt.

After the kickoff, Leon Neal went 27 yards on first down from the Washington 31, but the play was brought back because of an illegal block. The Huskies were flagged for 98 yards in penalties by the Big Ten officiating crew in the first half alone and finished with 101 yards in penalties to eight for Ohio State.

Neal, who gained 101 yards on seven carries in the opening half, came right back with a 66-yard gain after cutting to the right sideline. Three plays later, Rashaan Shehee scored the touchdown on a 10-yard run. John Wales' extra-point conversion gave the Huskies a short-lived lead.

Neal finished with 135 yards rushing on 15 attempts.

On Ohio State's next three possessions, the Buckeyes played keepaway with George grinding out yardage. The senior gained 40 yards in a 79-yard drive that was capped by Josh Jackson's 19-yard field goal.

George ran for 36 of the yards in a 53-yard march that ended with Hoying hitting a wide-open Glenn for a 6-yard touchdown.

George also who provided the biggest surprise of the day, setting up in the slot and then coming back for a lateral on a fake field goal on fourth-and-11 at the Washington 24. George gained 12 yards to set up Glenn's touchdown catch.

After another Washington punt, George accounted for 62 of the drive's 78 yards -- finishing it himself with a 7-yard touchdown run -- to put Ohio State ahead 23-7 at the half.

George added a 16-yard touchdown run in the third quarter, one play after a wild punt snap was recovered by Ohio State's Rob Kelly.

Washington added some suspense with two late touchdowns, a 31-yard pass from backup quarterback Shane Fortney and a 7-yard pass from Damon Huard to Neal.

Huard completed 19 of 26 passes for 192 yards with one interception.

OSU--Sualua 22 pass from B.Hoying (kick blocked)
Wash--Sheehee 10 run (Wales kick)
OSU--FG 19 Jo.Jackson
OSU--Glenn 6 pass from B.Hoying (Jo.Jackson kick)
OSU--George 7 run (Jo.Jackson kick)
OSU--George 16 run (Jo.Jackson kick)
Wash--Coleman 31 pass from Fortney (run failed)
Wash--Neal 7 pass from Huard (Wales kick)

A--94,104

Washington 7 0 0 13--20
Ohio St. 9 14 7 0--30


Washington Ohio State
---------- ----------
First downs 17 26
Rushes-yards 29-178 26-259
Passing yards 223 192
Return yards 26 20
Passes 20-29-1 18-26-1
Punts 4-34 2-20
Fumbles-lost 2-2 3-2
Penalties-yards 10-101 1-8
Time of Possession 22:30 37:30

INDIVIDUAL LEADERS

RUSHING - Washington, Neal 15-135, Huard 7-49, Shehee 3-16, Fortney 1-4,
Thomas 2-3, team 1-(minus 29).

Ohio St., George 36-212, B.Hoying 6-27, Pearson 8-19,
Je.Jackson 1-1, Sualua 1-0.

PASSING - Washington, Huard 19-26-1-192, Fortney 1-3-0-31.

Ohio St., B.Hoying 18-26-1-192.

RECEIVING - Washington, Neal 7-34, Thomas 4-41, Conwell 3-60, Coleman 2-47,
Janoski 2-29, Reed 1-7, DeSaussure 1-5.

Ohio St., Glenn 7-91, Dudley 3-17, Tillman 2-21, Houser 2-17,
Sualua 1-22, D.Miller 1-11, Stanley 1-7, Pearson 1-6.



We would have won had I gotten the ball more. I'll Holla 5000

 

This shit is old, now, and should have been moved to Smack Talk about 12 pages ago.

 

Buddy you are being brutal.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> Buddy you are being brutal. [/b][/quote]
It reminds me of the way DP2000 used to bitchslap Leerder back at Secondsout. I give Leeder credit he has improved his game since then. ::

 

perez u live in canada/

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> perez u live in canada/ [/b][/quote]
That is correct.

Important and and relevant to this thread. ::

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> aight im leavin for the second time
have to get my hair did      :shaneUD12Oscar:

this is getting kinda long and boring

so could
frodo and sam
post a lot of new jokes and shit so i can have a lot of shit to respond to when i come back

thnks [/b][/quote]
Yes, we saw how you left the first time.

For those who don't understand, I will now translate runtrunt's previous post:

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I'm gettin't my ass kicked, so I am leavin'.

I have to shave my legs, braid my asshair, and buy some "Soul Glo" at the drugstore 'cuz I'm meetin my bro at our favourite hangout for some huddles and cuddles, the alternative lifestyle sportsbar called "The Endzzone."

He loves it when I grease my shit up just like Eriq Lasalle in "Coming To America."

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The above translation was sponsored by Sparkebar. "When you need a lift, and your bro ain't around. Wrap your lips around a Sparkebar!"

[/b][/quote]
this is all you had for me when i returned

ntome:

pretty pathetic

but i guess you are used to underachieving in life

im all for blue collar jobs and people making money but
i mean you graduated from college to be a pizza delivery boy
i know its a job but usually highschool kids and people who didnt finish school work it

but even they dont try and make a career out of it

thumbs up to you buddy you have made some great decisions in life

i would have to fuck up pretty bad in my life to get that job

hmm lets compare for a second
own your own business or be a full time delivery boy
did you even need to show them your resume for that job

im guessing you didn't

all you have on me is that i am graduating from notre dame and playin football

while you on the other hand claim to have went to school and claim that you are smart

hmmmm

lets look at the clues

he works as a pizza delivery boy, and tries to act all high and mighty on the net

not the smartest life decision

im guessin you are lyin bout something

now i know you delivered pizza but did you really go to school :wacko:

im guessing you might of been fibbing about that

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> how you gonna clown someone for having a football career, even if it was somewhat brief, do you know how much people would give just to play 1 game at that level, even being on a college team, thats some shit you can never take away from someone [/b][/quote]
Very true, Massa. Very true. Making your way to the bottom rung of the NFL (riding the bench), or getting a free certificate for playing college football...these are both impressive accomplishments if you actually did anything to deserve them. Of course, the brief dream of riding the bench and watching real athletes play is now over for one of these individuals...and he was the TALENTED one.

Now runtrunt might actually get a degree. Of course, the D-minus posterchild won't be able to do anything with the degree because he has to be able to demonstrate the abilities listed on his laminated cardboard certificate from the "Notre Dame School Of Tire Retreading." When his employer sees that he is useless....well, there's always a lucrative career in soap salesmanship.

But then again, Massacure...I'm not including you in this because this is a lesson suitable only for the Forrest Gump Twinz: HaZZbeen and Nevah-Nevah Wuzz! [/b][/quote]
:wacko:

Notre Dame is not Nebraska. There are no "easy" majors at ND. Save the rhetoric unless you know what you're talking about. [/b][/quote]
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he only wishes his degree held as much weight as mine

only somebody claiming to go to school would say something that ignorant

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> Buddy you are being brutal. [/b][/quote]

Mr. Roboho
you know you definately need to stay out of this thread

we dont need anymore innocent victims getting caught in this verbal barrage im givin

capt save a ho and super midget pizza delivery boy

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> Everyone is racist to some extent. [/b][/quote]
agREED. [/b][/quote]
yes..DOBIE agree w/ that 2..