I think This is where it started

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> here we go with that 'laugh at my own joke' shit


this shows how sad u r when u continually laugh
at ur own crappy 'jokes'



btw why r u punking out buddy???



how the fuck can u claim victory :gavel:

WHERE did u trounce magnus?



the only trouncing magnus has in connection with u is the trouncing he gave ur wife last night

but dont worry, magnus didnt have much fun

that bitch has as much space between her legs as u do between ur ears

BIG EMPTY HOLE, and there is no feeling there u know?






fucking clown, go on and declare 'victory' again :bonker: [/b][/quote]
Agnes Fagpiss:

When you write jokes as funny as mine, you have to laugh.

I laughed so hard at some of these jokes that I almost have a headache. An interaction with you is not a battle. It's like hitting a child's punching bag with the clown face painted on it. It rolls back up with a dent in it....kind of like the dent I put in your head when I made your Mom do "the turtle."

"What is the turtle," you might ask. I will explain it in some detail so that you can understand why your dented melon is giving you such heartache and you feel the need to come and cry about it.

First, I take off one of my sandals. Second, I position your Mom under the coffee table so that only her feet, head, and well-worn anal cavity are visible as they protrude grossly out the sides of the table. I then plug my foot into her stretched out bunghole and start pumping my foot like an eplileptic organ player. Her head starts to stick out farther from the edge of the coffee table, and when I get bored, I slap her hard on the back of the head with my sandal.

Her feet pull in, her head ducks under the table, and she clenches down on my ankle.

She has just pulled "the turtle!"

 

Leeder

 

.......................wait a minute


...............WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??????

just WHERE was any of that funny?

magnus has heard more creative shit when he was 10 years old

infact buddy magnus is fucking disgusted with that comeback, considering u hold urself in such high esteem magnus hopes u can find a rock big enough to crawl under after that weak weak shit :vom:




magnus hasnt been this dissapointed since.............well since about 10 minutes ago because ur fucking ugly disgusting slutbitch wife just called :sulk:


oh well magnus would like to stay and play but he has to take care of YOUR business u know........keeping ur wife pleased.........she doesnt like ur style of 'making love'

u fucking faggot y didnt u just tell her u prefer cock???........cos thats when u can get nasty right? :vom:



adios u fucking loser :finger:

 

this should just be called the buddy rydal roast thread...........people keep talking shit......like perez said.......buddy keep burning them........buddy do away with this thread unless your that bored

 

ps. magnus actually thought this loser had SOME level of smacktalk ability until he took 10 FUCKING minutes to respond with that crap



fucking horrible dude............fucking horrible :vom:

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> ps. magnus actually thought this loser had SOME level of smacktalk ability until he took 10 FUCKING minutes to respond with that crap



fucking horrible dude............fucking horrible :vom: [/b][/quote]
your just said u were done

if u were done what are u waiting for him to reply for

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> this should just be called the buddy rydal roast thread...........people keep talking shit......like perez said.......buddy keep burning them........buddy do away with this thread unless your that bored [/b][/quote]
if u need a new pair of pom poms just pm magnus

 

:crybaby: waaaah he stuck around a few minutes to slap around my boyfriend - smashing machine

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> :crybaby: waaaah he stuck around a few minutes to slap around my boyfriend - smashing machine [/b][/quote]
are u serious?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> .......................wait a minute


...............WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??????

just WHERE was any of that funny?

magnus has heard more creative shit when he was 10 years old

infact buddy magnus is fucking disgusted with that comeback, considering u hold urself in such high esteem magnus hopes u can find a rock big enough to crawl under after that weak weak shit :vom:




magnus hasnt been this dissapointed since.............well since about 10 minutes ago because ur fucking ugly disgusting slutbitch wife just called :sulk:


oh well magnus would like to stay and play but he has to take care of YOUR business u know........keeping ur wife pleased.........she doesnt like ur style of 'making love'

u fucking faggot y didnt u just tell her u prefer cock???........cos thats when u can get nasty right? :vom:



adios u fucking loser :finger: [/b][/quote]
Agnes Fagpiss:
Just because I footpedal your Mom DOESN'T make her my wife. You should go in and out of that wildebeest as many times as you want. It's the closest that you will ever come to getting laid by a female. I'm sure that she thinks of it as taking a shit and then watching it try to climb back in, but that's an observation that you and she will have to argue about. I'm sure that until she cut the umbilical cord, it looked like a turd bungeejumping.

You poor shiteating inbred.

 

Wow, I kept trying to leave, but Agnes Fagpiss wouldn't go away until I cocksmacked a few of his Mom's teeth loose. Perhaps now I can get some work done as it appears that he has left crying.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> As much as it pains me to admit this, Leeder has basically dominated this thread and kicked everyone's ass. Some of his shit had me laughing out loud.

He has really learned well from the beatings DP2000 layed on him.

Now, I have all the info that the others would need to quickly turn this "fued" the other way and bury Leeder, but I think I will withold that information for the others in this thread have already been ko'ed. [/b][/quote]
:YeahRight:

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> As much as it pains me to admit this, Leeder has basically dominated this thread and kicked everyone's ass. Some of his shit had me laughing out loud.

He has really learned well from the beatings DP2000 layed on him.

Now, I have all the info that the others would need to quickly turn this "fued" the other way and bury Leeder, but I think I will withold that information for the others in this thread have already been ko'ed. [/b][/quote]
:YeahRight: [/b][/quote]
The weird thing is that perez has always hated me. :shaneUD12Oscar:

Just another sign of the Apocalypse. I guess. He always cheers against me because I banned his racist ass from SecondsOut. :shaneUD12Oscar:

 

I'm baaack. Just had to go take care some business. Rah you know where we went. The speazie where we always go on the weekend.

I see that the lil dude is still angry. The question is why? Why is he so bitter. Why get mad at guys that are taller then him. Why be mad at us cause we don't have to shop at baby gap. Why? The one thing I've learned about fightworld is that we have posters all kinds. We have our black posters. Hell we even have our black sell-out posters. We have our white posters and even our white racist posters (Fattout "if this were the 1800's I'd own you"). We have our hispanic posters. We have our Asain posters and middle eastern posters. We have male and female posters. A female poster with big rump shaker and hooters for days. We have an ex-washed up professional athlete poster and cats that claim they have big cheese type of posters. And then we have 1 midget poster. Who is taking his lil anger problem out on us. Dude don't be mad at us cause we can fit into regular size clothes. Don't be mad. Can you guys picture the lil dude with his lil fingers typing on his lil key board, looking at lil monitor with his lil legs swinging from the chair cause you know that his lil legs which are attached to his lil ankles and his lil feet can't touch the floor and his lil face all red with lil sweat drippin from lil 4head. He got the nerve to talk about crashing a car. Once again mad because he can only drive a lil tri-cycle. Come on lil guy let it go. Just face it you'll never be regular size. I'll Holla 5000

 

You banned me from S.O. as well you lil punkass scrub! I'll Holla 5000

 

Where you at lil guy. I wish I was a lil bit taller I might have been baller. We need a short short man. Bring it shorty doo wop. I'll Holla 5000

 

What's wrong too short the cat got your lil tongue. I see you reading. I'll Holla 5000

 

i would like to set up a fight, bigdawg v buddy rydell fight to the death

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> i would like to set up a fight, bigdawg v buddy rydell fight to the death [/b][/quote]
Who do you want to win? [/b][/quote]
not sure yet

both are good guys

i respect both people

but it just seems like a fight that has to happin

do you agree?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> You banned me from S.O. as well you lil punkass scrub! I'll Holla 5000 [/b][/quote]
Temporary halt of smacktalk for this important message, sponsored by Sparkebar.
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That's true. I did. You and Irish were getting into racial issues on the general boxing forum. After a few warnings I temporarily banned you. Then I let you back in.
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Back to our regularly scheduled asswhupping.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> i would like to set up a fight, bigdawg v buddy rydell fight to the death [/b][/quote]
Who do you want to win? [/b][/quote]
not sure yet

both are good guys

i respect both people

but it just seems like a fight that has to happin

do you agree? [/b][/quote]
I always felt i needed glasses. i guess this confirms it. Either that, or i am the only who can see. [/b][/quote]
:wacko:

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> What's wrong too short the cat got your lil tongue. I see you reading. I'll Holla 5000 [/b][/quote]
Unlike you, I don't need to cry to a therapist after I read a posting.

I'm kind of working right now. Do I come down to your house and slap the dick out of your mouth when you're "working?" Of course not, so don't cry so loudly while I write curriculum.

 

Why is that you always want to see me and someone else fight. You gotta beef with me? I'm still tryin to feel out your angle.

But anyways I would get put in jail for steppin on midget. Can you guys see it a lil dude swinin his lil hands and lil arms. Once he realizes that he couldn't touch me he would then start kickin his lil legs and lil feet at me. The dude could only reach my shins. That wouldn't be fair. Hell I would have to match him up against my 3 y/o daughter that why he could fight someone his own height. I'll Holla 5000

 

bigdawg if u were half a man the sparkbar body wash would be complete :finger:

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> Why is that you always want to see me and someone else fight. You gotta beef with me? I'm still tryin to feel out your angle.

But anyways I would get put in jail for steppin on midget. Can you guys see it a lil dude swinin his lil hands and lil arms. Once he realizes that he couldn't touch me he would then start kickin his lil legs and lil feet at me. The dude could only reach my shins. That wouldn't be fair. Hell I would have to match him up against my 3 y/o daughter that why he could fight someone his own height. I'll Holla 5000 [/b][/quote]
Beating up an NFL hasbeen/almost neverwuz would prove nothing. He would blame it on his delicate physical condition...the same one that stopped him from doing anything in the NFL. It's called "lack of testicular fortitude." When the going got tough, Forrest Gump Twin #1 got going...right out of the league.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> Why is that you always want to see me and someone else fight. You gotta beef with me? I'm still tryin to feel out your angle.

But anyways I would get put in jail for steppin on midget. Can you guys see it a lil dude swinin his lil hands and lil arms. Once he realizes that he couldn't touch me he would then start kickin his lil legs and lil feet at me. The dude could only reach my shins. That wouldn't be fair. Hell I would have to match him up against my 3 y/o daughter that why he could fight someone his own height. I'll Holla 5000 [/b][/quote]
Beating up an NFL hasbeen/almost neverwuz would prove nothing. He would blame it on his delicate physical condition...the same one that stopped him from doing anything in the NFL. It's called "lack of testicular fortitude." When the going got tough, Forrest Gump Twin #1 got going...right out of the league. [/b][/quote]
both of u come to vegas and fight to the death

the winner callie and I will take to dinner, we can go see blue man group or something

then loser......is well dead

 

Skelo

Dude you couldn't come to my house. We have a rule if you can't reach the door bell and you are a full grown man you can't enter the crib. By the way what's the lesson for tomorrow. How to conquer your fears of being a short dude. How to get the best prices at the baby gap. How to answer orders at pizza hut. Which is it? By the way isn't school out for the summer? I'll Holla 5000

 

"Both of you could come to Vegas and fight to the death."

Wish I could, but how would homeless people get free soap after hazzbeen gets buried in the desert? :huh:

Holla, hazzbeen. :5000: