Pacquiao is the greatest ever fighter named Manny!

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  1. broadwayjoe

    broadwayjoe Undisputed Champion

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    After stopping DLH and Hatton there can be no doubt that Pacman is the greatest ever fighter named Manny!

    Is there ANYONE who dares to disagree? I would think anyone who does disagree must be:

    1. A retard
    2. Harboring a subtle anti-Pac sentiment
     
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  2. Baron

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    No doubt he's the greatest Manny ever, but Broadwayjoe, I have a question for the boxing historian in you : How does Manny rank among all-time fighters with a little moustache?
     
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    broadwayjoe Undisputed Champion

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    I think before we can properly formulate a ranking, we will need to define (also known on this forum as spending days splitting hairs over it based on various folks' biases) what constitutes a "little moustache".
     
  4. The Genius

    The Genius DEMONRY!!

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    Anything from 'paper thin' to 'pussy tickler'.
     
  5. Baron

    Baron "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Density : Manny's density + or - 12 hair per square millimeter
    Lenght : Manny's lenght + or - 5 millimeter
    Color : Any
     
  6. cdogg187

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    clearly, a peak Arguello had a medium moustache, so that doesnt count

    Duran had more of a beard than a stache, though he did rock a thin one at times

    DeJesus had a little caterpillar stache

    I tried to think of other fighters named Manny and I drew a blank... Manuel Ortiz, but I never heard him reffered to as "Manny" Ortiz:lol:

    Pacquiao is also undoubtedly the best left handed Philipino with a tiny moustache currently fighting anywhere on Earth
     
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    who is the better, more famous, more popular athlete currently: Manny Ramirez or Manny Pacquaio?
     
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    You know what - he's definitely top 3.:kidcool:

    :laughing:
     
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    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    At this point, Manny is definitely right up there with Napoles and Arguello as the greatest be-mustached fighter ever....although I don't quite think the quality of his mustache growth has reached what those guys attained yet.
     
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    especially Napoles, whose mustache was a thing of beauty... a thick, greasy dark hashish colored tribute to 1970s excess which doubtless gave off a truly rancid odor of sweat, dried blood and victory :lol:
     
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    Pac unfortunately is a thin, patchy grower. He's like Duran - he was all patches and lumps until his early 30's at least. Looks like I'll be the same way, 24 and I can't grow anything better than stubble.:boohoo:

    Joe and Alexis grew proud manly 'taches from an early age, that's what set them apart from Manny.
     
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    I was like that too... now I have a big ol' beard

    props to Danny Lopez for his bushy red stache
     
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    Here's Hut*Hut's tip of the day for everyone - DON'T (and I really mean DON'T) put in a google image search for 'Danny Lopez'. You'll get allot more than little Red's mustache......:doh:
     
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    WTF!!!!


    :doh::doh:
     
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    I warned you! :dunno:
     
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    If I could have pulled my eyes out of their sockets, it would have been worth it to avoid that atrocity:doh:
     
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    Roll With The Punches WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    does Manny have the smallest penis of any fighter in the top 50 of all time?
     
  20. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    I was going to make a thread about this......since Bama has had Manny balls/penis in his mouth for the last few days....he should be able to tell us...by comparing his and Manny joints...it doesn't come any smaller than Bama's...so If Pac is smaller...then homie got a problem...
     
  21. Roll With The Punches

    Roll With The Punches WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    yeh...i dunno, i think Pac is ok but his tiny penis really takes away from his accomplishments IMO
    not even sure if i'd be afraid of a guy with such penis envy if i was in a fight with him
     

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