Could you accept a female broadcaster in boxing?

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  1. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Seriously and honestly.

    Could you listen to a female broadcaster or color commentator in a boxing match? Or is it one of those things that "would just not sound right"
     
  2. REEDsART

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    1st of All, it's IMPERATIVE that She KNOWS her Shit & Quite Honestly, REED's NEVER Met a Woman that Knew Enough about Boxing to COMMENTATE...But Hypothetically Speaking, the Female would Have to B UNattractive...REED is VERY SHALLOW & As Such, if the Female is ATTRACTIVE, REED would Only Think about SEXING Her, Whenever he SAW her or HEARD her Voice...

    ESPN INSISTS on Forcing Erin Andrews Down Our Throats & Since her Nude Video Came Out, REED CANNOT Look @ her w/Out Thinking of Sticking Something IN Her....There's a Chick Named Stacy Dales who's on the NFL Network & She's VERY Hot...Even Though She has GOOD Football Opinions, She's Tooooo HOT for REED to Think about Anything OTHER than Fucking Her....

    Bottom Line, it would Take an Ann Wolfe or Valerie Mahfood Type for REED to Take a FEMALE Boxing Commentator SERIOUSLY...



    REED:mj:
     
  3. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    you woudnt hit mahfood, reed?
     
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    There have been female commentators in football and they're fucking wretched. Does anyone REALLy wanna listen to a woman talk for 3 hours straight unless there's something tangible in it?
     
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    James68 WBC Champion

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    She should be really hot with big boobs to distract from the fact she's talking instead of doing the dishes, lapdances, bringing Larry Merchant his martini or doing other important things. j/k

    Nope.
     
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    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Honestly, Could ANY Man Take This Woman SERIOUSLY, Whilst Discussing American Football???...REED COULDN'T & the Same Rule Applies to Boxing...

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  8. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I admire your honesty man:lol::bears:

    Personally I must admit too that I probably could not take a woman seriously as a boxing broadcaster. Trying to imagine Larry Merchants' quotes said in female voice does not work
     
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    REED would "Hit" Her Alright...N her Fucking MOUTH, if she DARED to Get REED to Try to Sex Her...


    REED:shit:
     
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    I can't stand token women in the nfl

    and i sure as hell don't want to hear a female voice babbling about boxing. Female commentator voices are annoying. If they put a cute one on most of the males wouldn't remember a damn thing she said anyway, they'd be all thinking about 69ing her
     
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    I can accept any broadcaster who knows what they're talking about. The sound of someone's voice of the fact that they may or may not have a vagina means nothing.

    You get women commentating a fair amount in fights out of Asia. That or they're feminine like.
     
  13. mikE

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    There already is one and she does just fine.
    You guys are lame.
     
  14. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    you talkin about bryant on showtime? she doesnt commentate she just interviews
     
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    as long as she knew her stuff, why not?

    I wouldnt care if she looked like Jessica Biel or Andre The Giant as long as she knew her stuff

    Fuck, Jim Lampley and Larry Merchant are both idiots and we've all been listening to those jokers for decades
     
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    come on a bitch looking like Andre The Giant?....nah that would not work...she could be a boxing encyclopedia...that would make me want to gouge peoples eyes out to stop their pain.:kick:
     
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    Id rather have andre the giant commentate than that disgusting, hideous, unwashed, raggy, popped rednecked arse in your signature....with all the slime lashed up in that thing.
     
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Of course u would u HOMO>.....


    u rather have Andre The Giant commentator.....

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    Mitchell Kane WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Reed mentioned Ann Wolfe...that was the first name that came to mind when I read this.

    I wouldn't mind seeing her as a guest host on FNF or something.

    Didn't Laila Ali do some commentator work for that American Gladiators show?
     
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    The UFC use to have a female commentator
     
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    Unfortunately, I just don't think this works well. You wouldn't want a guy with a swallow shrill voice to be talking for 3 hours straight during a broadcast either, regardless of how much he knew about the sport.
     
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    Agreed. Martin Tyler should commentate every sport. His voice is what I imagine gods would be.
     
  24. mikE

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    No, I'm talking about Kathy Clancy? who does the NY GG shows on MSG.
     
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    That would be ideal.:bears:
     

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