Joshua Clottey blames defeat on diarrhea. No shit?

http://news.myjoyonline.com/sports/201003/43435.asp

Joshua Clottey has partly blamed his defeat to Manny Pacquiao in the WBO welter weight bout on a meal he ate hours before the bout.

Clottey was less than impressive on the night and was hugely overwhelmed by the Philippine who was devastating with his punches from start to finish.

The Ghanaian boxer shortly after his defeat apologized to Ghanaians for failing to dethrone the undisputed welter weight champion but appears to have diagnosed the reason for his defeat.

Speaking to Joy News, the 32 year old Ghanaian boxer said he was not in the right frame of mind after suffering multiple stomach upsets and diarrhea prior to the bout.

He suspected an ingredient used in preparing local Ghanaian dish- Banku and Okro stew he ordered to be prepared for him to eat as possible cause for the diarrhea.

“When I ate after the weighing I was ‘running’; the midnight I went to toilet almost like four times; in the morning I went to toilet almost like three times; when we went to the dressing room I went to toilet like three times,” he explained.

He said the heavy dose of diarrhea weakened him ahead of the bout and that partly contributed to his defeat.

He has promised to make a swift comeback to glory.

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Yeah,he shat himself in the ring.

 

Gottta have an excuse. It can't be I was scared or he just beat my ass. I love how these excuses never come in the post fight interview but rather 24 to 48 hours later after the fighter's advisors convince him that he needs to give an excuse or he won't get another meaningful bout again.

 

pac was always going to win this fight easy! can't have an excuse for a poor performance - was beaten well by a far superior boxer

 

That's a shitty excuse.

 

He's still full of shit

 

You guys have used all the shit puns you fucking shitheads

 

Anybody who doesn't throw punches, when they can clearly land punches, has diarrhea of the brain.

 

Clottey's heart pumps fruit punch.

 

I think he was prepared to shit on Manny's chest but didn't get a chance

 

Sounds like a case for Chris Tyrd......

 

If Clottey has the shits right now it's probably because of the amount of body punches he absorbed from Pacquiao.

 

I read that HGH makes your opponents get the shits...and the shit get's stuck in the follicles of the hair in their arse....

 

I read the same thing on a medical from posted by Dr. Floyd Mayweather Sr.

 

Here is what a 55 year old man with a chronic degenerative lung disease looks like........



Yep. He isn't on anything, he just sprinkles a bit of whey on his Oaties....:crafty::crafty:

 

Clottey will have a shit eating grin when cashing his paycheck.

 

Then he can get the fuck out of that shoebox he is in in the South Bronx.

 

Now the shit has really hit the fan.

 

I put on my rubber boots to wade through all the shit in this thread.

 

!!:bears::shit::shit::shit:

 

this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while!

Clottey supossedly had a personal chef and was real simple in his food

now he eats some wacked shit?

 

I couldn't fathom having the shits and being beat to the body like that for 12rds. Oh the looks I would make.

 

Clottey Should've Manned Up by RELIEVING himself in the Center of the Ring...


REED:shit::hammert:

 

Pac would have jumped out of the ring and been DQ'd!