U KNOW U're a Hardcore Boxing Fan WHEN....

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  1. meetthefeebles

    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

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    When the words 'lets get ready to rumble' cause you to sit up in your seat and start to throw shadow punch combinations.

    MTF
     
  2. salaco

    salaco Undisputed Champion

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    I'd add "quien es mas macho"
     
  3. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    ......imagining situations where being able to say 'ladies and gentleman' and 'who is more macho?' could come in handy. :lol:
     
  4. winner by choke

    winner by choke Undisputed Champion

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    you go to a job interview with your michael nunn-sumbu kalambay shirt.
     
  5. Erratic

    Erratic "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    You know who either of those guys (especially Kalambay) are.
     
  6. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    You read about such a shirt existing think 'hey that'd be cool' and google shopping search it.
     
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    BOSS TBD

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    Haha you so did that didn't you
     
  8. winner by choke

    winner by choke Undisputed Champion

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    hahaha i got about 7 boxing shirts and wear them all the time.

    hearns-leonard, hearns-hagler, leonard hagler, tyson-bruno, couple other newer ones, but nothing can match nunn-kalambay. have met one guy in at least 20 times wearing it who was like michael nunn was a pretty damn good southpaw.

    sumbu on the other hand..
     
  9. Joe King

    Joe King WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    You know what "pour water on his balls" means.
     
  10. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    why does hearns look 8 feet tall in the hagler hearns shirt?
     
  11. joony

    joony "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    when you know how mayweather pronounces castillo as castilleo.
     
  12. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    When the term 'bad oysters' makes you laugh.
     
  13. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

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    REED's Wedding Anniversary is November 14th...THE ONLY Reason REED Recalls that is Because it's the Same Night that Roy Jones Fought Otis Grant...

    Also, Roy Waxed Pazienza AND Floyd Waxed Gatti on June 25th, which is REED's B-Day....



    REED:hammert:
     
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    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    You 'shape up' in family photos.
     
  15. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

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    That AND when Jim Lampley Says "TALE of the TAPE!!!"....REED Usually APPLAUDS when Buffer Says "Let's Get Ready to Ruuumble", Even if he's HOME ALONE Watching a Fight...



    REED:mj:
     
  16. Bob N Weave

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    When you hear your wife tell her friend " oh no sorry, can't do that Saturday night. Saturday nights from 5-10 PM are off limits. That's Fight time."
     
  17. Joe King

    Joe King WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    If you know who Ike Ibeabuchi is
     
  18. Andrew

    Andrew "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    :lol::lol::lol:
     
  19. Erratic

    Erratic "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    When not knowing the answer to a question, my friends and I have a tendency to answer "I don't know man".

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    For awhile, when people would talk about a new Michael Moore documentary, I would think of Michael Moorer.
     
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    royyjonesjrp4pno1 "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    When you know the words to the Filipino national anthem.
     
  21. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    :lol: Or you have back pain, and somebody asks you what's up with your back, you reply "It's spinal!"
     
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    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I think this is more about being a hardcore Fightbeat fan, but when my student (age 16) returned me an essay titled "A Horse", I first thought of this place and burst laughing
     
  23. His_Royness

    His_Royness "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    106, 109, 112, 115, 118, 122, 126, 130, 135, 140, 147, 154, 160, 175, 200, +




    If you see those numbers and immidiately have a clue what they mean. If u can put all 17 correctly like that without looking and know all the weight classes and a current champion or at least a world class fighter from all classes.
     
  24. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    I say 'I don't know man' like that all the time. Good one. :lol:
     
  25. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    :lol: Me too:doh:
     
  26. Andrew

    Andrew "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Super mid dude.
     
  27. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    :bears:

    When you can look at a series of numbers like that and come back with "Super mid dude."
     
  28. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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  29. Ron King 702

    Ron King 702 Undisputed Champion

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    The best one in this thread is the dates thing. I have a weird memory where I can remember the dates for every major fight for the last 15 years or so....

    So anytime someone mentions a date I can say, "oh that was a thursday..." and they always are amazed that I know.

    Like who the hell would know that March 19 2005 and Nov 27 2004 were Saturdays?
     
  30. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Happens to me all the time!
     

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