DAVID HAYE SET TO MEET AUDLEY HARRISON NEXT. THEN WLADIMIR?

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  1. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

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    As stated, the caveat here is that Adam Booth is at work. When Booth is at work, precious little else does.

    No. He just leads with the left in action packed thrillers.
     
  2. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    First thing I've read of it matey, unless you meant Shake and bake?

    If Haye takes this fight instead of a Klitschko brother he's a big talking vagina. Fuck Haye
     
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    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

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    I'd watch this fight because I HATE Fraudley and Haye will beat the shit out of him, but...

    ...this fight is a joke.

    MTF :shit: :shit:
     
  4. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

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    Personally, If Haye keeps making excuses and taking vacations away and does not get in the same ring with either brother, i'll call him a pathetic wimp.
     
  5. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

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    Yeah sorry, I meant Shake. :bangh:

    PS, if the copyright in your photo is anything to go buy, the girl in your sig is at least 40 by now....:lol:
     
  6. Irish

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    Haye is playing some sort of a waiting game. I dont know what it's exact parameters are, but it is there. Pre-Valuev, Haye would have fought either Klitschko because he had to. Post-Valuev, Haye feels he can make enough money to fulfill his plan, which, IMHO, always involved getting a lot of money together quickly and getting out and concentrating on his promoting.

    Now, he is between two stools.

    The WBA strap probably isn't bringing in the cash it could, so he needs to double up on his fights. But the mandatory option can beat him as handy as either Klitschko can...so he keeps trying to drag things out.

    I think he wants Wlad to get KO'd and for Vitali to get old. Then he makes his move.
     
  7. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Don't ruin my dream of the perfect woman :lol:

    Either way, 40's a good age :lol:
     
  8. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

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    You know what age 40 is better than?

    41.
    :lol:
     
  9. KaukipRrr

    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    :crafty: If the fight is signed, it would be about time you surrended your signature over to me...
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    As long as she looks at least 39 I'll be happy :lol:
     
  11. Joe King

    Joe King WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    He could easily stall another year and a half by fighting Adamek and Chagaev, providing that he is successful.
     
  12. Irish

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    This is it.

    Everything Haye has done...everything, in his professional career, has been geared towards the maximizing of earning with the minimizing of risk through careful use of hype and the press.

    He could have come straight into the paid ranks at heavyweight if he wanted...but he knew that winning the title at cruiser would allow him phenomenal lee-way at heavyweight, as is traditionally the case when a titlist moves up.

    This allowed him a platform to launch off. Even at that he nearly blew it.

    Now he just wants to get the hacks on board, get the likes of Mitchell and Bunce to flog his agenda, rake in the cash and get the fuck back out. To this end, his buddies in the British and Yank press pound the drum constantly.

    I think Haye is a genuinely sincere individual outside of boxing, and clearly knows that the game is riddled with scumbags and pitfalls which he prefers to avoid. This is perfectly reasonable.

    However, too far East is West, and David has overstepped the mark now on at least three occasions. First was when he approached Wladimir in public. Second was when he pulled that shit with the beheadings- a near PR disaster at a time when youth stabbings in London are a major problem, and it was redolent of the beheading and attempted beheading of British citizens in the last few years. Thirdly, he pulled out of a fight with Wladimir and then criticized the utterly effortless ease with which Wladimir floored, beat up, cut and finally retired Chagaev.

    All of this has lead to a certain amount of bad blood.

    Now this latest installment of rubbish, featuring a physically talented but utterly confused Audley Harrison.

    :shit::shit:
     
  13. KaukipRrr

    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Reach advantage.
     
  14. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

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    I am not reaching.:nono::nono:
     
  15. KaukipRrr

    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    :lol: :crafty: .. It was a very solid display of spatial thinking from you as usual,..but that solidifes the evidence that you solved the Pedquiao scandal easily, with months to spare,... though you retain, though you retain... a thousand to one but still they come.

    I do realise though,.. that realistically, Haye is half an Arab who resides on the Turkish side of Cypress,.. if he was a full blooded Arab and a strict devout muslim,.. then his be-headings might be a double knot.
     
  16. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

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    I think it goes to show that I am a most reasonable and fair advocate.

    Of course, old Manny of Manila gets the benefit of the proverbial doubt, but I like to sift, nonetheless. The sifting has been good, recently.

    Hayes Turkophilia is a perplexing issue. I wonder if his friends call him Abu Daud.

    I wonder if he is, at heart, a bit of a Crescent lover.

    If he is, no bother. Our Lady of Vladimir has a cross for his fucking back.:fightme:
     
  17. KaukipRrr

    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    :crafty:........................................ (About the bit in bold)

    As for Haye, wasn't the be-heading idea made in Britain from some British sports magazine originally?.. and was just an adoption onto a T-shirt?.. I'm a bit vague about the chicken and the egg but it may not have even originated from Haye's mind to begin with, and if it did,..it's likely your giving him too much calculated credit,..Haye having a single chromosone missing may not sound like much, but it's enough to do the trick.
     

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