Ali and Eastwood 1969.

Cool vid, and cool to see Eastwood being able to stand up and hit the speed bag and not make a cunt of himself. Imagine that faggit Clooney or that faggit Damon trying that.

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Fassbender could do it!

 

Muzse was the technical advisor for that show.

 

Fassbender owns slaves and is Irish. Dude had to regulate.

 

You paid your taxes son :dunno:

 

:drl:

 

You seem to have mad hate for Fassbender.

 

Fassbender.........:dunno:

 

"Shot and acted with total conviction".


What do they want, a fucking Oscar :dunno:

 

My boy Fassbender can act. He's a natural.

This all started when a few years ago, Xplosive said that Ryan Gosling would be the next critically acclaimed acting superstar from the young crop...and I said something to the effect of "nah....it'll be Michael Fassbender". Then he went on to say that Gosling's good looks would make him a star, to which I countered that Fassbender was good looking also.

Then, as I should have expected and in classic fightbeat tradition, I'm suddenly deemed queer for Fassbender.

Now he's just mad because time has proving my position (as it invariably does around here).

 

What is your position :dunno: Bennin over :dunno:

 

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Ryan Gosling lives in a garden shed, like. opcorn:

 

Not at all. I just like to mess with you on the weird man-crush you have for him.

Fassbender is a quality actor.

 

In a perfect world Ali and Eastwood could have fought each other. Ali could be ubforgiven when needef and he would probably be too good for Clint, whose legs would turn to spaghetti even if his facial expression wouldn't change. After the bout Eastwood would of course hang up his gloves and hang 'em high but he could have retired with a fistful of dollars and he wouldn't have been a man with no name after that.

 

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Bullshit. Clint would whip his hide, raw. Then there would be riots after they heard Ali had lost to some Honky Tonk, man. Ali would think he had just run into God and be googling "Absolute Power" on Firefox after the fight. Clint would take a hastily arranged rematch but only because he married some Asian hooker who charged him Million Dollar Baby every time. Clint would fuck Ali's face up so bad that they would Outlaw Jose Reyes after the fight. Ali would be so fucking tired that they would be asking for Two Stools For Sister Mohammed.

 

What nonsense... Ali, ever The Beguiled champ, would deny Eastwood's request that he Play Misty for him and subject him to a thrashing, turning him Every Which Way But Loose. Consequently, Eastwood would be sitting at home using Firefox to look up Tightrope walkers while his dog chews on Rawhide.

 

Clint would play Musical Diego Chairs with that motherfucker!!!

 

Outlaw Jose Reyes :l2:

 

Good names but Bad matchup and Ugly result.

 

Ali would have fought Eastwood for a few dollars more. Ali with his thunderbolt & lightfoot punches would have bloodied the enforcer so bad that he wanted to Escape from Alcatraz to no avail until he fell the Sudden Impact of Ali's right cross punch making the rookie into a Pale Rider in the very first round. The newscasters would have commented that 'with all the blood on the ring you can paint your wagon red...or you pink Cadillac'. But Eastwood could have died in a Dead Pool of blood too as he was in the line of fire of the Greatest's attack. That could have been a True Crime. Eastwood's body would have been buried at Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil with no Blood work done in the autopsy . And nobody could question Ali's Absolute Power in a boxing ring.