Any Coldplay fans?

Somebody's buying this insipid soggy dross - which of you is it?

 

Probably Doub

"Innovation" "outside the lines" "ambitious"

Seriously horrible "band" ... anthemic cowshit ... Radiohead for the popular kids ... give me somebody with no inherent talent and I'll have them playing their entire catalog on the guitar in a month

You know your band is shit when I'd be good enough to play PIANO in it

 

Not a fan. But you probably think Radiohead sucks too. No?

If you listen to their lyrics it is total nonsense.

 

No you dont. But this band certainly is in any case.

 

Utterly baffling, I agree.

 

No I don't what?

 

It´s basically music for people who don´t actually like music.

 

Radiohead is better than Coldplay

But no I don't like them ... my friends all love them ... I like to point out that they're not very good at writing SONGS

 

There are buskers outside my office building nearly constantly and when it isn't a bagpiper - and even the most inept 'weeenaw@wwweeegbg#czsdgx' bagpiper is preffered- its some limp pecker whiny haircut singing coldplay and/or hallelujah on loop. Set up a work/death camp on the western islands for all of them.

 

Know that a band is shit because their stuff is easy to play.

 

Ok, Doub

If I'm your piano player, your band is really bad

 

I hate the song Hallelujah... especially the Jeff Buckley version... just like his father, oversing everything like a preening cunt

 

I like Cohen and john cale's version

 

I don't like either but they're preferable to Buckley's obnoxious "this one's for the chicks" mewling

 

Its a beautiful song but its been ruined for all time

 

Coldplay are the worst. Chris Martin needs to fall down a very deep hole in the desert.

 

I know they're not married anymore but can you imagine how homicidal you'd feel if you were having dinner with he and Gwyneth?

Literally insufferable cunts that are just begging to be beaten to death with bare hands

 

Glad they're both dead.




Especially Jeff.

 

I actually drowned him

 

Ah Coldplay...they are absolutely...





































...fucking dreadful

 

They begat all of the horrid anthems-in-place-of-chorus, simple constantly repeated figure pop music that young people love these days... Imagine Dragons, Fun... all of that kind of shit

 

I could tolerate them if their singer wasn't such a holier-than-thou-look-at-me-Bono piece of shit

But no.
It's just him and three characterless, totally forgettable-even-if-you-accidentally-recognized-them turds.

 

They're a lot like U2... except Bono was a compelling vocalist (horrid cunt, notwithstanding)

Both have laughably poor rhythm sections that never get any better despite literally doing nothing but playing full time

 

What is Coldplay? is that like a grunge or death metal band?

 

Neither!

They're the most inoffensive, bland-sounding GLOBALLY successful band of are times.

You'd probably love them.

 

In that case they must be cool!

 

Yep, true 100%, bonafide wankers:

Coldplay pause touring over environmental concerns

 

But even they are edged-out on the 'Worst Pop Star Ever' title by this creepy ginger busker:

Ed Sheeran's Framlingham prayer retreat plan approved

Usually, to get away with making shit-but-successful pop music, physical good looks were the thing.
This guy is like a modern-day Cliff Richard but without any tunes, star-quality, personality or celebrity 'looks' of any note.

 

Well hes better looking than my wee bhoy capaldi. Yikes. Whos music is also shereen-level-pish but actually seems like a pretty likable, funny lad

 

Not a fan but I like two Coldplay songs. "In My Place" and "Yellow." The video for "The Scientist" was also good.

(And one Ed Sheeran song. "Lego House" which also had a great video.)