Best Heavyweight physique in boxing history

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  1. Destruction and Mayhem

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    Of course there will be a couple guys who are going to suggest that this is a homoerotic thread, but I'm hoping that if this applies to you that you listen to reason and contribute sensibly....


    ...but if you do not listen, then...to hell with you!

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    I picked Heavyweights because this is the weight class, due to its unlimited weight nature, then tends to have a host of fatties in there with relatively few chiselled warriors, unlike the lower weights.

    Good examples of high definition warriors are:

    Tyson
    Holyfield
    Wilder
    Joshua
    Wladimir Klischko
    David Haye
    Frank Bruno
     
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    Easily Norton.
     
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    Norton and Mike Weaver ... that's what women like to look at

    If I looked like either... my wardrobe would consist of tank tops exclusively
     
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    Ken Norton pales in comparison to the Hayemaker for one...

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    Also this thread is homoerotic and sly is hiding something
     
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    I don't think you have to be gay to appreciate that a man is in great shape.


    oh and....

    to hell with you!
     
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    Does the appreciation involve tissue paper?
     
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    It doesn't have to, but to each his own I guess....
     
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    David Haye needed steroids and ceaseless weight training to look like that ... Norton looked like that from going for a walk and carrying some groceries upstairs
     
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    OBJECTION!! Irrelevant/argumentative.


    SUSTAINED.
     
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    No it's not

    Norton was a natural born Hercules ... authentic, genuine

    Haye was a pretender
     
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    I always though prime Muhammad Ali had great physique and proportion for a heavyweight.
    Even as late as '74 he was in tip-top.
     
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    Mike Weaver was the most natural looking guy from the people listed, so he wins.

    Hell, even the ridiculously past-prime Weaver that was KO'd in a re-match with Holmes was still ripped to shreds
     
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    Weaver had a brilliant physique for sure, probably the best ... Norton was more handsome though
     
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    Weaver had a hell of a physique

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    Doesn't matter how he got there...the question is who has the best physique. I don't care if the fighter was injected with super soldier serum, subjected to gamma radiation or drank the heart shaped herb...ya dig?
     
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    Roided up shannon briggs physque was very impressive
     
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    Exactly Completely irrelevant. And considering steroid use was rampant in the 70's, it's far from sure Norton didn't use some
     
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    Not in boxing it wasn't
     
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    Nothing gay about saying another guy has a good body but analysing which guy has the best body....thats kinda gay
     
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    I think a better more Fightbeat appropriate thread would be "biggest penis in boxing history".
     
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    How do you know ? Nobody was screaming on the roof that they were using it.

    You have to be very naive to think Boxing was magically immune from it, while it was prevalent in a lot of sports at the time. And there's the Hazelton case, who used so much of it that he lost his legs and life ( though, not a proof of widespread usage among other boxers, but as I said before, nobody would admit to taking some, except in some very rare case)
     
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    Since you did not listen....

    To Hell with you!
     
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    To Hell with you!
     
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    I see nothing gay in asking which guy has the best physique.
     
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    Analysing a little too closely is a little weird but hey as you said to each their own
     
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    Look, genius... stories have a way of getting out over time ... there are steroid stories all over the place in the NFL in the 1970s for example

    Find me ONE story about steroid use in professional boxing earlier than say 1985... This a sport where lifting weights was still discouraged in many circles in the fuvking
     

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