Bob Foster vs. Chad Dawson

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  1. cdogg187

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    I am thinking Foster W12

    The reason? He's 73 years old
     
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    Foster violently.
     
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    Big Bob would wipe his arse with Doorson. Honestly I think a prime Foster would decapitate him within a few rounds.
     
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    No question... no light heavyweight ever threw a crisper, more deadly left hook than Foster... Dawson seems unable to defend against one... the result? Ask Mike Quarry or Dick Tiger
     
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    The commentator in NBA JAM would say "Knocked to the floor!!!!!"
     
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    The only question left to be answered in this fight are where would Chad want his remains sent if he made a pre-fight will?
     
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    Perhaps Dawson could poison Foster before the fight...and last until round 9.
     
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    The only room for dubiety is on whether Dawson dies from punches or a terror induced heart attack
     
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