Bruce Lee vs Two hungry polar bears

I originally thought of making this only one polar bear, but i figured that would be unfair to the animal. I don't want PETA coming after me.

 

Please! Lee beat Wong Jack-Man, Gary Elms and gave lessons to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Steve McQueen? What other proof do you need for that he was unbeatable face-toface among all mammals?

 

Are these current day Polar Bears, or Polar Bears from the past?

TFK

 

Hmm good question, never thought about that. Let's just say the polar bears that were around during Bruce Lee's time.

 

I pick Bruce by 1 punch KO.

 

That is a dog, not a bear.

 

Do you guys think Lee could deal with Pitbull's raging hard-on?

 

I heard that while shooting a film in Australia Bruce Lee started hastling the stingrays, and when one whipped out his tail to sting him in the heart he caught it between 2 fingers on his right hand then Jeet-Kun-Do chopped it clear off with his left. He then lit up a smoke to show everyone how easy it was for him.

 

Please tell me you're not serious.