Carlos Ortiz vs. Ricky Hatton

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  1. Dog Jones

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    Drinking contest
     
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    I dunno who wins the drinking contest, but I know Hatton doesn't have a prayer in the fight.
     
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    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Ortiz would totally out-class Hatton in a boxing match.

    In a drinking contest, I think in my mind it would get to round 30 with Hatton's experience taking over as Ortiz passes out and falls from his stool
     
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    The fight would very much resemble the way Ortiz dismantled Battling Torres.
     
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    My immediate instinct was Bargain Booze.
     
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    Does Hatton have access to his coke stash in between swigs of liquor?
     
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    Both come in fully coked up
     
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    Not sure but i think think a lot of rematches would be necessary.
     
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