Chavez Jr tests positive for Marijuana - FightBeat analysis

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  1. Punk

    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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  2. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Good for him....that the only reason he wasn't KO...
     
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  3. Jimmy

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    that explains alot.
     
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    Yeah, Chavez didn't time his pre-fight blunt right. The munchies started too soon and all there was to eat was Martinez's right hands and left hands.
     
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  5. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    So he pulled essentially what Pazienza did against Roy but with marijuana.
     
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  6. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    a mistimed swisher? perhaps his big mistake was going with an indica
     
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  7. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    "In a stunning revelation that has rocked the boxing establishment"

    :l3:
     
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  8. TKO

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    explains F-All. Leaked excuse
     
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  9. cdogg187

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    Great choice of picture

    God, I love this shit:lol:
     
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  10. Punk

    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    We need more funny cunts here writing stuff, along with the odd bit of serious boring stuff.

    Stuff.
     
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  11. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    I see "The Guru" lurking. Long time no see. :partie:
     
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    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

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    I demand that his $3 million purse be held. God knows how more pot he will smoke with that amount of money.
     
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  13. puerto rock

    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    :atu: :lol::drl:

    GET OUTTA HERE!!!
     
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  14. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Keep these articles coming.
    They're a better read than most of the articles posted on other so-called boxing site
     
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    funny article

    is it possible to get in trouble for this stuff?
     
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  16. Punk

    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    Doubt it.

    Note how it's worded...it doesn't say he did anything really. I don't think you could get in trouble for claiming that an unknown source reportedly claimed that the dude listened to reggae and watched Cheech and Chong films.

    You would definitely be in trouble if you flat out accused someone of being a dope head with no evidence that they were.
     
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  17. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    I second that..

    Great GREAT article and perfect pic for it!!

    "mexican americans.... love to get up early.. in the morning... and go to the bathroom.... "
     
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  18. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/e2K-_2AHYh0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    Why do they even bother post-fight testing for marijuana? Completely stupid imo.
     
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  20. cdogg187

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    Yeah, not exactly a performance-enhancer, especially when the performance is violent
     
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  21. cdogg187

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    That's why Martinez won so easy... he told Junior in round one "wait... sssh...ssh... do you hear that, man??? I think it's the cops, man..." and Chavez just stopped throwing punches because he was trying to listen for the Police
     
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    Satire is pretty well protected in the U.S..

    I'm not sure about Canada, where this site is officially based right now.
     
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  23. whiskey

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    Satire in any form is illegal in Canada.
     
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    I heard it could serve as an masker for otehr banned substances. If not the case, then yes, it's totally ridiculous
     
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    The thing I always despised about Chavez was the fake bullshit web-spinning that went on around him. "Oh, Chavez is high", "Oh, Chavez is drinking with Oscar", "Oh, Chavez is eating muesli and doesn't get out of bed till 6pm", all of which is designed to disguise the fact that the kid is a weight-cheat and a moronic bum who only ONLY came out of the fight with any credit because he did what a million unworthy chumps have ever done and proved he could take an ass kicking and because Martinez, thanks to some misplaced sense of honour, decided to trade when he didn't have to.

    Yeah, sure, he's improved.....he's improved by basically being fucking terrible to begin with. It's like an obese fuck finds it easy to lose 10 lbs. Well done fatso. You could lose 10lbs by reducing your hourly intake of chicken buckets from 5 to 4. Chavez was so fucking poor to begin with that he couldn't help but improve. He carries a handy, easy, 10lbs on everyone he fights. Try a same-day weigh in. He'd get the shit kicked out of him by average, journey-men middles, fucking Morrade Hakkar would decision him with a same-day weigh in.

    Oh, "Chavez is for real". Yeah, right. ONLY for the fact that Martinez, the dummy, decided to stand and trade, Chavez Jr was going down in history as the only "World Champ" at 160 to lose his title by brutal 12-0 ass kicking. Hopkins won a few rounds vs prime Jones.

    That's basically it. Him and Oscar can go and suck each other's cocks. Fake, cheating, conniving, fighter-abusing, cross-dressing, fuck Oscar.
     
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  27. Jimmy

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    I bet Junior doesn't stick to the ''puff puff give'' routine, the lazy dopey fuck.
     
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    irish has been an angry, fat fuck lately. you accusing folks of self loathing? :laugh11:
     
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    Put this as your front cover pic.

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    Did you guys read the comments by Jose Sulaiman? The spin job has started. Chavez Jr is going to be protected AGAIN!!!
     
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