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  1. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    The Thing
    http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi2985204761/


    Rise of the Planet of the Apes Poster45Rise of the Planet of the Apes
    http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi1615502617/


    Final Destination 5
    http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi3590233113/




    Dream House
    http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi64658457/




    Hayware :warning:mix bag looks corny...then halfway through the trailer might be good...then it got corny again....who knows...Gina Carano + a few big name actors can't be that bad....
    http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi2094767129/
     
    ILLUMINATI, Jul 30, 2011
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    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    So the last one was called The FINAL Destination. But now there's a Final Destination 5? LOL!
     
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    Nobleart Narwhal King

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    The Thing

    Kurt Russell is replaced by a chick. :shit:


    Rise of the Planet of the Apes

    I was skeptical at first about this one, but I've become more optimistic the more I've seen of it.


    Final Destination 5

    :shit::shit: The last one was complete balls.




    Dream House

    Looks promising, but I never trust a horror/suspense movie with a PG-13 rating




    Haywire

    Looks like they're trying to turn Gina Carano into an action star by getting a name director and a bunch of respectable actors to support her. I predict this gets shelved and goes straight to video.
     
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    So it today......2 out of 5....the movie just kept going and going..it could have been edited down a lot....and at the end all tjhe apes wanted was to get to the forrest....:popcorn::shit::shit::shit:
     
    ILLUMINATI, Aug 12, 2011
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Planet of the Apes started very well, but turned shitty toward the end. And the end was complete shit!
     
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    Ramonza Soliloquies "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    The end may be a set-up for future films, or they just conceded they couldnt realistically shoot or explain what comes next.

    Probably the former.
     
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    joony "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    i agree. it wasnt anything spectacular. i guess CGI was good w/ all the different types of apes, but i was surprised to see somewhat of a consensus positive reception from critics.
     
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  8. Ramonza Soliloquies

    Ramonza Soliloquies "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    I swear film critics are attuned to two things - foreign films & blockbusters. Sell either at the right angle & theyll subconsciously decide a movie is great before theyve seen it.
     
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    In apes, did anyone get their face or genitals bitten off?

    If not I smell a fake pussified director scared to tell it like it is.
     
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Someone got their finger bitten off.....someone got electrocuted....Apes were throwing cops around..but Caesar didn't let any of them smash heads or rip faces off....
     
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Saw Final Destination 5...not bad but not the best in the series....of course the bridge scene was great..a bit short though. The gymnast chick got it bad...both times.....

    I was surprised w/ the ending...nice twist....
     
    ILLUMINATI, Aug 19, 2011
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